#HEd
June 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The @rollingstone.com hed is a little more direct than the @nytimes.com. 🤡

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
May 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
September 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Better hed: Democracy dies in Jeffness
December 10, 2024 at 2:40 AM
May 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
some hed comms from last opening
March 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Hed
January 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Momb says niche microceleberty fame is goingto my hed
April 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Revenge for what lol
February 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Bakk ov ma hed!
September 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Great hed
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
yes sir, tim sharpie said hed give you a deal sir, he said hed never been out dealed like that sir
President Donald Trump spent five minutes of Thursday’s Cabinet meeting boasting of his thrift with a story about negotiating for $5 personalized Sharpies. The company that makes the permanent markers said the exchange never happened.
Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens
Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
alt hed: President confirms he is full of shit.
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
even more of these hed comms
January 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Hmm...
March 26, 2026 at 1:13 PM
July 5, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Good hed from @apnews.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Werre ma HED?
May 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Nice.
April 12, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Free tabloid hed:
SECRETARY OF DEFENSIVENESS
New — All Department of Defense agencies were sent a video of an agitated Pete Hegseth debunking supposedly fake media stories. Today at least one agency called an “emergency” town hall and forced employees to watch the propaganda.

www.dvidshub.net/video/953069...
February 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The Bari Weiss-led CBS News has had this up for 3 days and misspelled his name in the hed.
CBS News would never put a thinly sourced 'story' by a rookie blogger like this on it's air. Until now. The Free Press isn't a journalism outlet, it's bloggers aren't reporters. This piece is more NYPost than Tiffany Network but I guess that's the goal.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...
Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming the NYC mayor, The Free Press reports
The Free Press spoke to several New York City Police Department officers who are worried about Zohran Mamdani becoming mayor. Olivia Reingold joins CBS News with more.
www.cbsnews.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
groimes we hed anatha saccissful tist
June 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
June 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
alt hed:

It's Official: The Fujos Won
wowow. Not surprised to see Heated Rivalry of course, but they actually used "fujoshi" on the cover of New York Magazine
February 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
um. i thignk. hed like rugby
March 30, 2026 at 9:26 AM