Things were all better when I was a kid because we all drank from a hose. Water from a hose… milk from a hose… soda from a hose… hard liquor from a hose…
October 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Things were all better when I was a kid because we all drank from a hose. Water from a hose… milk from a hose… soda from a hose… hard liquor from a hose…
Um, methinks us Gen Xers know a thing or two more about a hard knock life. We walked to school, drank from the hose, walked home, drank from the hose, played outside, drank from the hose, partied all night, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, DRANK FROM THE HOSE DRANKFROMT
June 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Um, methinks us Gen Xers know a thing or two more about a hard knock life. We walked to school, drank from the hose, walked home, drank from the hose, played outside, drank from the hose, partied all night, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, DRANK FROM THE HOSE DRANKFROMT
Deep down all Gen Xers want to be dominated by the Hose. They want Sustenance from the Hose. They want Approval from the Hose
March 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Deep down all Gen Xers want to be dominated by the Hose. They want Sustenance from the Hose. They want Approval from the Hose
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
April 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
GET THE HOSE OUT
I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.
March 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.
Sympathy to whoever has to hose down Stephen Miller tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sympathy to whoever has to hose down Stephen Miller tonight
where the 'hose at
June 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
where the 'hose at
Sweating. Come hose me down
September 19, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Sweating. Come hose me down
You KNOW you're Gen X if you:
- drank from the hose
- called your friend's house on a landline to talk about drinking from the hose
- consumed liquids from a flexible tube in the yard
- had a big-ass book of CDs with sounds of ppl drinking from the hose
- played Hose Drinkin' on NES
- are depressed
- drank from the hose
- called your friend's house on a landline to talk about drinking from the hose
- consumed liquids from a flexible tube in the yard
- had a big-ass book of CDs with sounds of ppl drinking from the hose
- played Hose Drinkin' on NES
- are depressed
May 24, 2024 at 4:42 AM
You KNOW you're Gen X if you:
- drank from the hose
- called your friend's house on a landline to talk about drinking from the hose
- consumed liquids from a flexible tube in the yard
- had a big-ass book of CDs with sounds of ppl drinking from the hose
- played Hose Drinkin' on NES
- are depressed
- drank from the hose
- called your friend's house on a landline to talk about drinking from the hose
- consumed liquids from a flexible tube in the yard
- had a big-ass book of CDs with sounds of ppl drinking from the hose
- played Hose Drinkin' on NES
- are depressed
Stay hydrated and cool this Inteleon day!! 💦
August 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Stay hydrated and cool this Inteleon day!! 💦
amen. gen x had it the hardest. we all remember staying out all day, drinking water from a garden hose, befriending the garden hose, falling in love with the garden hose, losing your virginity to the garden hose.
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
amen. gen x had it the hardest. we all remember staying out all day, drinking water from a garden hose, befriending the garden hose, falling in love with the garden hose, losing your virginity to the garden hose.
HDMI to garden hose adapter
March 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
HDMI to garden hose adapter
We’ve seen quite a bit of hose posting the last few days. But have you seen racism hose posting?
May 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
We’ve seen quite a bit of hose posting the last few days. But have you seen racism hose posting?
Potato vs the water hose.
July 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Potato vs the water hose.
