*sad, halfhearted clothesline*
October 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
*sad, halfhearted clothesline*
𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵! 𝘉𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨!
👊👊🟦
👊👊🟦
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵! 𝘉𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨!
👊👊🟦
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Richard Hanania taking a halfhearted swipe at rebranding as Maybe Not Entirely Racist, and then discovering he has surrounded himself with racist tools who hate him now and who consistently abuse him, is one of the funniest things ever.
May 28, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Richard Hanania taking a halfhearted swipe at rebranding as Maybe Not Entirely Racist, and then discovering he has surrounded himself with racist tools who hate him now and who consistently abuse him, is one of the funniest things ever.
More competitors than onlookers as the teams from various departments and units are preparing to engage on Feats of Strength. Halfhearted cheers from this crowd of...maybe 100 at this point
June 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
More competitors than onlookers as the teams from various departments and units are preparing to engage on Feats of Strength. Halfhearted cheers from this crowd of...maybe 100 at this point
the baby woke up at 4:20am today and i gave her the world's most halfhearted "nice"
June 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
the baby woke up at 4:20am today and i gave her the world's most halfhearted "nice"
Slight update because the halfhearted flames bothered me too much.
July 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Slight update because the halfhearted flames bothered me too much.
Trump envisioned a grand jubilation
Where the Armed Forces flexed on the nation
But the message imparted
Was barely halfhearted:
A sad, humid, weak flatulation.
Where the Armed Forces flexed on the nation
But the message imparted
Was barely halfhearted:
A sad, humid, weak flatulation.
June 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Trump envisioned a grand jubilation
Where the Armed Forces flexed on the nation
But the message imparted
Was barely halfhearted:
A sad, humid, weak flatulation.
Where the Armed Forces flexed on the nation
But the message imparted
Was barely halfhearted:
A sad, humid, weak flatulation.
Mark Zuckerberg now regrets his halfhearted efforts to not spread lies about a plague
Mark Zuckerberg criticizes Biden admin for pressuring Meta to moderate misinfo, in letter responding to GOP leader who is pressuring Meta not to moderate misinfo.
My story: www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
My story: www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Zuckerberg expresses regrets over covid misinformation crackdown
Meta CEO criticizes government effort to police online misinformation on the pandemic, while saying he “owns” Facebook’s decisions on content moderation.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 27, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Mark Zuckerberg now regrets his halfhearted efforts to not spread lies about a plague
Trump making a kind of distracted and halfhearted case for war with Iran.
February 25, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Trump making a kind of distracted and halfhearted case for war with Iran.
this draymond green “apology” is quite the journey
March 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
this draymond green “apology” is quite the journey
this shit is always intentional too, it’s like when abott elementary slips in a very weak star wars or marvel reference as a halfhearted joke dressing for cross-promotion
I'm fuckin sick to death of "Lanterns" constantly referencing Harry Potter. Joanne Rowling can die in a fire and I still wouldn't be happy because of shit like this. Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️✊️
September 30, 2026 at 2:16 PM
this shit is always intentional too, it’s like when abott elementary slips in a very weak star wars or marvel reference as a halfhearted joke dressing for cross-promotion
Everything I know about family I learned from the movie “Hook” which is why when my wife and kids left I could only muster a halfhearted “bangarang”
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Everything I know about family I learned from the movie “Hook” which is why when my wife and kids left I could only muster a halfhearted “bangarang”
So far this is the most mid Super Bowl of all time, ads included, which all feel halfhearted even for the Super Bowl. One AI ad so far that, as predicted, does not appear to tell you what the product does.
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
So far this is the most mid Super Bowl of all time, ads included, which all feel halfhearted even for the Super Bowl. One AI ad so far that, as predicted, does not appear to tell you what the product does.
it's like tofu. your strap is bland because you're using it as a halfhearted replacement for biodick (meat) and you don't have love in your heart.
September 26, 2026 at 4:48 PM
it's like tofu. your strap is bland because you're using it as a halfhearted replacement for biodick (meat) and you don't have love in your heart.
Maybe some halfhearted Guy’s Grocery Games and NyQuil
September 24, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Maybe some halfhearted Guy’s Grocery Games and NyQuil
A halfhearted Yes cover band called Sure
A Yes cover band called Yep
May 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A halfhearted Yes cover band called Sure
Jimmy Fallon: And you say you have a bridge to sell?
Guest: That's right. The Brooklyn Bridge.
Audience: *halfhearted claps*
Fallon (nodding at the audience): It's a famous bridge.
Fallon (turning back to guest): That's amazing! Wow!
Guest: That's right. The Brooklyn Bridge.
Audience: *halfhearted claps*
Fallon (nodding at the audience): It's a famous bridge.
Fallon (turning back to guest): That's amazing! Wow!
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Jimmy Fallon: And you say you have a bridge to sell?
Guest: That's right. The Brooklyn Bridge.
Audience: *halfhearted claps*
Fallon (nodding at the audience): It's a famous bridge.
Fallon (turning back to guest): That's amazing! Wow!
Guest: That's right. The Brooklyn Bridge.
Audience: *halfhearted claps*
Fallon (nodding at the audience): It's a famous bridge.
Fallon (turning back to guest): That's amazing! Wow!
even sandal gets brushed sometimes, gonzo. this is usually the result
March 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
even sandal gets brushed sometimes, gonzo. this is usually the result
Sick today and it ain’t even in a cute way send luv and vitamim
April 21, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Sick today and it ain’t even in a cute way send luv and vitamim
October 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i would fuck robert pattinson in such a halfhearted and disinterested manner that he would think he did something wrong forever. and in that way i would possess him
July 24, 2026 at 1:27 PM
i would fuck robert pattinson in such a halfhearted and disinterested manner that he would think he did something wrong forever. and in that way i would possess him
halfhearted strobelight -
broken fluorescent streetsign
flickers to itself
broken fluorescent streetsign
flickers to itself
January 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
halfhearted strobelight -
broken fluorescent streetsign
flickers to itself
broken fluorescent streetsign
flickers to itself
Your days are numbered. Will you pass them half awake and halfhearted or will you live with a sense of urgency?
#WakeUp #GoodMorning
#WakeUp #GoodMorning
August 31, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Your days are numbered. Will you pass them half awake and halfhearted or will you live with a sense of urgency?
#WakeUp #GoodMorning
#WakeUp #GoodMorning
