You can’t just steal their trophy you didn’t do anything, you don’t play soccer! What are you the Hamburgler? Are you the Hamburgler?! damn Hamburgler ass President!
In a timeline defined by absurd headlines, this one might actually take the cake.
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July 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You can’t just steal their trophy you didn’t do anything, you don’t play soccer! What are you the Hamburgler? Are you the Hamburgler?! damn Hamburgler ass President!
Why the hell does Melania Trump look like the Hamburgler?
January 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Why the hell does Melania Trump look like the Hamburgler?
You look like the MCU design of The Hamburgler
April 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM
You look like the MCU design of The Hamburgler
I wish I was the Hamburgler so bad
February 2, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I wish I was the Hamburgler so bad
Fucking Hamburgler is such a weasely snitch.
December 9, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Fucking Hamburgler is such a weasely snitch.
I’ve never seen the two of them together in the same room before. Just say’n.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’ve never seen the two of them together in the same room before. Just say’n.
How doth the hamburgler steale hamburgeres?
Sleighte of hamb
Sleighte of hamb
August 22, 2026 at 3:57 AM
How doth the hamburgler steale hamburgeres?
Sleighte of hamb
Sleighte of hamb
Mayor McCheese and the Hamburgler are locked in eternal struggle but what only the Hamburgler understands is that the struggle defines both of their existences
January 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Mayor McCheese and the Hamburgler are locked in eternal struggle but what only the Hamburgler understands is that the struggle defines both of their existences
Turns out the Hamburgler wasn’t stealing burgers. He was running payroll.
October 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Turns out the Hamburgler wasn’t stealing burgers. He was running payroll.
So that's what happened to the Hamburgler...
January 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
So that's what happened to the Hamburgler...
/3 It’s also a terrible idea to let the Hamburgler teach law unless maybe at Yale
April 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
/3 It’s also a terrible idea to let the Hamburgler teach law unless maybe at Yale
The Hamburgler has plenty of money. That's why it's so outrageous what he does
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Hamburgler has plenty of money. That's why it's so outrageous what he does
Sometimes I’m the Hamburgler
April 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Sometimes I’m the Hamburgler
hamburgler appointed to lead committee on the theft of hamburgers
Ed Martin, the incoming "captain" of DOJ's "Weaponization Working Group," said that he'll "name" and "shame" individuals who committed no criminal conduct in what would be a major departure from longstanding Justice Department protocols.
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DOJ 'weaponization' group will shame individuals it can't charge with crimes, new head says
As Jeanine Pirro prepares to become U.S. attorney in D.C., Trump loyalist Ed Martin is taking over the Justice Department's effort to investigate Trump's investigators.
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May 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
hamburgler appointed to lead committee on the theft of hamburgers
Malaria dressed like the Hamburgler. They should’ve asked that orange clown to put his hand on a happy meal.
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Malaria dressed like the Hamburgler. They should’ve asked that orange clown to put his hand on a happy meal.
someone skinned a gay hamburgler
April 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
someone skinned a gay hamburgler
So Melanie went to the inauguration as the Hamburgler.
January 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So Melanie went to the inauguration as the Hamburgler.
The Real Hamburgler... 😂
January 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Real Hamburgler... 😂
"The Hamburgler is incorrect on matters of burgling hamburgers."
"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.
H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social
H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social
April 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
"The Hamburgler is incorrect on matters of burgling hamburgers."
The original Hamburgler
February 28, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The original Hamburgler
wait, it’s been more than a decade since mcdonald’s made a hamburgler they hoped you’d wanna fuck?
June 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
wait, it’s been more than a decade since mcdonald’s made a hamburgler they hoped you’d wanna fuck?
This guy is definitely MAGA
March 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This guy is definitely MAGA
