November 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
What slowly happens when you top up the handwash dispenser with liquid soap of a different density.
May 30, 2024 at 2:33 PM
What slowly happens when you top up the handwash dispenser with liquid soap of a different density.
My clothing: Handwash only.
Me tossing it into the washer: “may the odds be ever in your favor.”
Me tossing it into the washer: “may the odds be ever in your favor.”
March 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My clothing: Handwash only.
Me tossing it into the washer: “may the odds be ever in your favor.”
Me tossing it into the washer: “may the odds be ever in your favor.”
Why not handwash it? That was some nasty advice.
February 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Why not handwash it? That was some nasty advice.
Gojo just washed my hands
September 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Gojo just washed my hands
Public health: "We must do something about all this disinformation out there"
Also public health: "Here's a bar of soap to handwash your way out of COVID"
Also public health: "Here's a bar of soap to handwash your way out of COVID"
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Public health: "We must do something about all this disinformation out there"
Also public health: "Here's a bar of soap to handwash your way out of COVID"
Also public health: "Here's a bar of soap to handwash your way out of COVID"
and as someone who likes to cook, cooking is exponentially more pleasant when you don't have to handwash every goddamn thing afterwards
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
and as someone who likes to cook, cooking is exponentially more pleasant when you don't have to handwash every goddamn thing afterwards
The handwash I bought today smells DELICIOUS
May 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The handwash I bought today smells DELICIOUS
February 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Also, dishwashers run much hotter than we can generally handwash so if you run a load and there's a little bit of something something atfer a load stuck to a plate just scrape it off - it's clean.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Also, dishwashers run much hotter than we can generally handwash so if you run a load and there's a little bit of something something atfer a load stuck to a plate just scrape it off - it's clean.
i come with a tag that says handwash only
June 24, 2026 at 6:56 AM
i come with a tag that says handwash only
THEY ARE DOING THINGS TO ME BEYOND WHAT WAS RECOMMENDED ON MY TAG. THEY ARE TUMBLE DRYING ME DESPITE BEING HANDWASH ONLY
November 27, 2024 at 7:16 PM
THEY ARE DOING THINGS TO ME BEYOND WHAT WAS RECOMMENDED ON MY TAG. THEY ARE TUMBLE DRYING ME DESPITE BEING HANDWASH ONLY
Learning that dishwasher use less water than handwashing has COMPLETELY obliterated my guilt in just chuckin' what used to be handwash into the dishwasher GET IN THERE, BOYS
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Learning that dishwasher use less water than handwashing has COMPLETELY obliterated my guilt in just chuckin' what used to be handwash into the dishwasher GET IN THERE, BOYS
There’s a lady on this train with a Notorious B.I.G. tote bag. That feels… odd? Like Metallica handwash or an Eminem ylang ylang scented candle.
August 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
There’s a lady on this train with a Notorious B.I.G. tote bag. That feels… odd? Like Metallica handwash or an Eminem ylang ylang scented candle.
(handwashing clothes) they probably handwash clothes in eorzea
July 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
(handwashing clothes) they probably handwash clothes in eorzea
I'll spend 15 mins rearranging the dishwasher just so I don't have to handwash that dish
October 2, 2023 at 12:51 AM
I'll spend 15 mins rearranging the dishwasher just so I don't have to handwash that dish
My wife knows that I'm stoned if I just handwash dishes in complete silence for 45 minutes
September 14, 2024 at 2:37 AM
My wife knows that I'm stoned if I just handwash dishes in complete silence for 45 minutes
My new handwash is infused with a brand new ingredient which guarantees 20% more powerful strangulation
January 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
My new handwash is infused with a brand new ingredient which guarantees 20% more powerful strangulation
Oh yeah? Well... Uh. *Sips delicious piping hot tea while I handwash my dishes* What was I saying again?
September 25, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Oh yeah? Well... Uh. *Sips delicious piping hot tea while I handwash my dishes* What was I saying again?
"Only the strong survive" I say as I put my handwash only undies into the washer.
June 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"Only the strong survive" I say as I put my handwash only undies into the washer.