‘Chief Of War’ Producers Confirm Season 2 Will Show Hawaiians Battling Mark Zuckerberg https://theonion.com/chief-of-war-producers-confirm-season-2-will-show-hawaiians-battling-mark-zuckerberg/
September 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
‘Chief Of War’ Producers Confirm Season 2 Will Show Hawaiians Battling Mark Zuckerberg https://theonion.com/chief-of-war-producers-confirm-season-2-will-show-hawaiians-battling-mark-zuckerberg/
Hawaiians give an ICE agent a warm welcome
July 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Hawaiians give an ICE agent a warm welcome
— hawaiians, february 1779
August 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
— hawaiians, february 1779
NEW: Christopher Dawson won hundreds of millions in federal contracts, promising to help Native Hawaiians.
Documents suggest he pocketed the profits to invest in a beachfront horse farm and luxury homes.
With @civilbeat.bsky.social
Documents suggest he pocketed the profits to invest in a beachfront horse farm and luxury homes.
With @civilbeat.bsky.social
He Spent Funds Meant for Native Hawaiians on Polo and Porsches. The Federal Government Failed to Stop Him.
A small business program allowed Christopher Dawson to win big contracts if he promised to uplift Native Hawaiians. Instead, federal prosecutors allege, he used the money to line his own pockets.
www.propublica.org
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
NEW: Christopher Dawson won hundreds of millions in federal contracts, promising to help Native Hawaiians.
Documents suggest he pocketed the profits to invest in a beachfront horse farm and luxury homes.
With @civilbeat.bsky.social
Documents suggest he pocketed the profits to invest in a beachfront horse farm and luxury homes.
With @civilbeat.bsky.social
Why is James Cook trending did the hawaiians get his ass again
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why is James Cook trending did the hawaiians get his ass again
On this day in 1779, native Hawaiians killed the absolute fuck out of douchebag English explorer James Cook and four English marines.
Read more about this riveting death:
www.facebook.com/Liberty1765O...
Read more about this riveting death:
www.facebook.com/Liberty1765O...
February 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
On this day in 1779, native Hawaiians killed the absolute fuck out of douchebag English explorer James Cook and four English marines.
Read more about this riveting death:
www.facebook.com/Liberty1765O...
Read more about this riveting death:
www.facebook.com/Liberty1765O...
Including (especially?) the native Hawaiians.
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Including (especially?) the native Hawaiians.
Hawaiians have had enough and I support them whipping tourists asses
May 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Hawaiians have had enough and I support them whipping tourists asses
Christopher Dawson won hundreds of millions in federal contracts, promising to help Native Hawaiians.
Documents suggest he pocketed the profits to invest in a beachfront horse farm and luxury homes.
(Published Dec. 2025 with @civilbeat.bsky.social)
Documents suggest he pocketed the profits to invest in a beachfront horse farm and luxury homes.
(Published Dec. 2025 with @civilbeat.bsky.social)
He Spent Funds Meant for Native Hawaiians on Polo and Porsches. The Federal Government Failed to Stop Him.
A small business program allowed Christopher Dawson to win big contracts if he promised to uplift Native Hawaiians. Instead, federal prosecutors allege, he used the money to line his own pockets.
www.propublica.org
March 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Christopher Dawson won hundreds of millions in federal contracts, promising to help Native Hawaiians.
Documents suggest he pocketed the profits to invest in a beachfront horse farm and luxury homes.
(Published Dec. 2025 with @civilbeat.bsky.social)
Documents suggest he pocketed the profits to invest in a beachfront horse farm and luxury homes.
(Published Dec. 2025 with @civilbeat.bsky.social)
Happy captain james cook getting what he deserved Day!
british colonizer captain cook was killed by Native Hawaiians on this day in 1779.
cook, whose men spread disease and used violence against Native Peoples for rejecting european rule, 1/2
british colonizer captain cook was killed by Native Hawaiians on this day in 1779.
cook, whose men spread disease and used violence against Native Peoples for rejecting european rule, 1/2
February 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Happy captain james cook getting what he deserved Day!
british colonizer captain cook was killed by Native Hawaiians on this day in 1779.
cook, whose men spread disease and used violence against Native Peoples for rejecting european rule, 1/2
british colonizer captain cook was killed by Native Hawaiians on this day in 1779.
cook, whose men spread disease and used violence against Native Peoples for rejecting european rule, 1/2
This October 25, President Biden formally apologized to the Native peoples—Native Americans, Native Hawaiians, Native Alaskans—for the U.S. government policy that forced Native children into federal Indian boarding schools.
November 30, 2024 at 11:06 AM
This October 25, President Biden formally apologized to the Native peoples—Native Americans, Native Hawaiians, Native Alaskans—for the U.S. government policy that forced Native children into federal Indian boarding schools.
“Shark Whisperer” Villainizes Native Hawaiians Like Me |
“Shark Whisperer” Villainizes Native Hawaiians Like Me
"'Shark Whisperer' claims to honor marine life, but it often confuses reverence with control," writes Kaniela Ing.
time.com
July 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“Shark Whisperer” Villainizes Native Hawaiians Like Me |
Whither are they going to deport the Hawaiians to achieve their dream of turning pipeline into an empty parking lot?
This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Whither are they going to deport the Hawaiians to achieve their dream of turning pipeline into an empty parking lot?
Hawaiians Believe in kings in their culture. so they are calling it No Dictators Day.
I am too.
I am too.
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hawaiians Believe in kings in their culture. so they are calling it No Dictators Day.
I am too.
I am too.
I don’t trust Hawaiians. Their ‘ii’s are too close together.
January 11, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I don’t trust Hawaiians. Their ‘ii’s are too close together.
He was having trouble getting through a stuck gate & a nice man was trying to break the latch free for him. Hawaiians are so helpful ❤️
May 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
He was having trouble getting through a stuck gate & a nice man was trying to break the latch free for him. Hawaiians are so helpful ❤️
Hawaiians are coming together to buy land back from a billionaire investment firm in an unprecedented move.
One-third of the island of Molokai is owned by Hong Kong-headquartered billionaire investment firm Guoco Group.
Now, people have launched a plan to buy back their island.
One-third of the island of Molokai is owned by Hong Kong-headquartered billionaire investment firm Guoco Group.
Now, people have launched a plan to buy back their island.
Hawaiians organize to buy back ancestral land from billionaire
The price tag is astronomical, but residents are determined.
www.sfgate.com
September 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Hawaiians are coming together to buy land back from a billionaire investment firm in an unprecedented move.
One-third of the island of Molokai is owned by Hong Kong-headquartered billionaire investment firm Guoco Group.
Now, people have launched a plan to buy back their island.
One-third of the island of Molokai is owned by Hong Kong-headquartered billionaire investment firm Guoco Group.
Now, people have launched a plan to buy back their island.
Christopher Dawson won hundreds of millions in federal contracts, promising to help Native Hawaiians.
Instead, prosecutors say he pocketed the profits for personal gain, describing his actions as a “fraud scheme and embezzlement.”
With @civilbeat.bsky.social
Instead, prosecutors say he pocketed the profits for personal gain, describing his actions as a “fraud scheme and embezzlement.”
With @civilbeat.bsky.social
He Spent Funds Meant for Native Hawaiians on Polo and Porsches. The Federal Government Failed to Stop Him.
A small business program allowed Christopher Dawson to win big contracts if he promised to uplift Native Hawaiians. Instead, federal prosecutors allege, he used the money to line his own pockets.
www.propublica.org
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Christopher Dawson won hundreds of millions in federal contracts, promising to help Native Hawaiians.
Instead, prosecutors say he pocketed the profits for personal gain, describing his actions as a “fraud scheme and embezzlement.”
With @civilbeat.bsky.social
Instead, prosecutors say he pocketed the profits for personal gain, describing his actions as a “fraud scheme and embezzlement.”
With @civilbeat.bsky.social
Thinking of all my Alaskans, Hawaiians, and West coasters with this Tsunami warning
Stay safe everyone
Stay safe everyone
July 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Thinking of all my Alaskans, Hawaiians, and West coasters with this Tsunami warning
Stay safe everyone
Stay safe everyone
Like the ancient Hawaiians say
R̵̻̱̰̤̣̝̦͇̮͋͛̾͌͜Ų̵̹̙̀̅̊͒͋͗̌͌͠N̵̗͙͎̞͇̱͇͙͗͛̓̐͑̒͝
̶̛͙̺̯̫̠̈͗̏̔͒̆̀̽͌͑͒͘R̶̬̗̍͜Ù̴̢̧̮̮̠͎̩̖̖͚̖̠͙̺̰̍̀̈́͊̂̒̐͊́͌̍̇͌͘͠N̵̹̮̙̳̠̘̘͊̈̂̊̒̓̉͗̌̒̆͘
̶̛̠̟͇̊͆͋̍̀̽̌͒̔̅͗̃̈̐̂Ḩ̴̧͙͇̜̝̮̙̮̙̇͊̃̂̈́̔̿̉̿͝͝Ę̷̳͉̙̩̳̪͓̗̙͎̾͑̐̽̌̚͘ͅ ̴̧̭̹̖͓͈͕͍̯̈̇̈́̌̾͐̈̂̽̐̚̚͜C̴̛̱͎͇̺̺̳̤͓̊̿̾͂͋̚͠O̸̺̟̼͕̞͓̬͍̹͕̜͍̳̻̩̪͌͊̃͛̍̾͂̚͜͠͝Ḿ̴̭͎̞͌̄͛̇̒͘͜Ĕ̸͖̪̟́S̵̨̧̡̱̖͙̤̰͈̣̬̳̘̒̑̏̉͋͋́͜ͅ ̸̩̱́F̴̡̄̈̆̕Ö̸͓̓͝͝R̸͎͓̆̓̈́̍̅̓̒̇̿͌͗̈́͛̐̕͝ ̷̨̩̩̠̫͈͔̥͍̌̎̀͜Ṱ̸̢̲͛͛̌̀͂̏̉͊̈̀̿͝ͅH̵̝͎̦̥͒̈͑̀͛̋̀̉̇̈́̈͑͜͝ͅE̸͉͍͔̗͙̔̑͑̃̂̄͗̎̾́̈́̂̅̽̚E̴͍͖̮̠̲̯͖̦̔ͅ
R̵̻̱̰̤̣̝̦͇̮͋͛̾͌͜Ų̵̹̙̀̅̊͒͋͗̌͌͠N̵̗͙͎̞͇̱͇͙͗͛̓̐͑̒͝
̶̛͙̺̯̫̠̈͗̏̔͒̆̀̽͌͑͒͘R̶̬̗̍͜Ù̴̢̧̮̮̠͎̩̖̖͚̖̠͙̺̰̍̀̈́͊̂̒̐͊́͌̍̇͌͘͠N̵̹̮̙̳̠̘̘͊̈̂̊̒̓̉͗̌̒̆͘
̶̛̠̟͇̊͆͋̍̀̽̌͒̔̅͗̃̈̐̂Ḩ̴̧͙͇̜̝̮̙̮̙̇͊̃̂̈́̔̿̉̿͝͝Ę̷̳͉̙̩̳̪͓̗̙͎̾͑̐̽̌̚͘ͅ ̴̧̭̹̖͓͈͕͍̯̈̇̈́̌̾͐̈̂̽̐̚̚͜C̴̛̱͎͇̺̺̳̤͓̊̿̾͂͋̚͠O̸̺̟̼͕̞͓̬͍̹͕̜͍̳̻̩̪͌͊̃͛̍̾͂̚͜͠͝Ḿ̴̭͎̞͌̄͛̇̒͘͜Ĕ̸͖̪̟́S̵̨̧̡̱̖͙̤̰͈̣̬̳̘̒̑̏̉͋͋́͜ͅ ̸̩̱́F̴̡̄̈̆̕Ö̸͓̓͝͝R̸͎͓̆̓̈́̍̅̓̒̇̿͌͗̈́͛̐̕͝ ̷̨̩̩̠̫͈͔̥͍̌̎̀͜Ṱ̸̢̲͛͛̌̀͂̏̉͊̈̀̿͝ͅH̵̝͎̦̥͒̈͑̀͛̋̀̉̇̈́̈͑͜͝ͅE̸͉͍͔̗͙̔̑͑̃̂̄͗̎̾́̈́̂̅̽̚E̴͍͖̮̠̲̯͖̦̔ͅ
October 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Like the ancient Hawaiians say
R̵̻̱̰̤̣̝̦͇̮͋͛̾͌͜Ų̵̹̙̀̅̊͒͋͗̌͌͠N̵̗͙͎̞͇̱͇͙͗͛̓̐͑̒͝
̶̛͙̺̯̫̠̈͗̏̔͒̆̀̽͌͑͒͘R̶̬̗̍͜Ù̴̢̧̮̮̠͎̩̖̖͚̖̠͙̺̰̍̀̈́͊̂̒̐͊́͌̍̇͌͘͠N̵̹̮̙̳̠̘̘͊̈̂̊̒̓̉͗̌̒̆͘
̶̛̠̟͇̊͆͋̍̀̽̌͒̔̅͗̃̈̐̂Ḩ̴̧͙͇̜̝̮̙̮̙̇͊̃̂̈́̔̿̉̿͝͝Ę̷̳͉̙̩̳̪͓̗̙͎̾͑̐̽̌̚͘ͅ ̴̧̭̹̖͓͈͕͍̯̈̇̈́̌̾͐̈̂̽̐̚̚͜C̴̛̱͎͇̺̺̳̤͓̊̿̾͂͋̚͠O̸̺̟̼͕̞͓̬͍̹͕̜͍̳̻̩̪͌͊̃͛̍̾͂̚͜͠͝Ḿ̴̭͎̞͌̄͛̇̒͘͜Ĕ̸͖̪̟́S̵̨̧̡̱̖͙̤̰͈̣̬̳̘̒̑̏̉͋͋́͜ͅ ̸̩̱́F̴̡̄̈̆̕Ö̸͓̓͝͝R̸͎͓̆̓̈́̍̅̓̒̇̿͌͗̈́͛̐̕͝ ̷̨̩̩̠̫͈͔̥͍̌̎̀͜Ṱ̸̢̲͛͛̌̀͂̏̉͊̈̀̿͝ͅH̵̝͎̦̥͒̈͑̀͛̋̀̉̇̈́̈͑͜͝ͅE̸͉͍͔̗͙̔̑͑̃̂̄͗̎̾́̈́̂̅̽̚E̴͍͖̮̠̲̯͖̦̔ͅ
R̵̻̱̰̤̣̝̦͇̮͋͛̾͌͜Ų̵̹̙̀̅̊͒͋͗̌͌͠N̵̗͙͎̞͇̱͇͙͗͛̓̐͑̒͝
̶̛͙̺̯̫̠̈͗̏̔͒̆̀̽͌͑͒͘R̶̬̗̍͜Ù̴̢̧̮̮̠͎̩̖̖͚̖̠͙̺̰̍̀̈́͊̂̒̐͊́͌̍̇͌͘͠N̵̹̮̙̳̠̘̘͊̈̂̊̒̓̉͗̌̒̆͘
̶̛̠̟͇̊͆͋̍̀̽̌͒̔̅͗̃̈̐̂Ḩ̴̧͙͇̜̝̮̙̮̙̇͊̃̂̈́̔̿̉̿͝͝Ę̷̳͉̙̩̳̪͓̗̙͎̾͑̐̽̌̚͘ͅ ̴̧̭̹̖͓͈͕͍̯̈̇̈́̌̾͐̈̂̽̐̚̚͜C̴̛̱͎͇̺̺̳̤͓̊̿̾͂͋̚͠O̸̺̟̼͕̞͓̬͍̹͕̜͍̳̻̩̪͌͊̃͛̍̾͂̚͜͠͝Ḿ̴̭͎̞͌̄͛̇̒͘͜Ĕ̸͖̪̟́S̵̨̧̡̱̖͙̤̰͈̣̬̳̘̒̑̏̉͋͋́͜ͅ ̸̩̱́F̴̡̄̈̆̕Ö̸͓̓͝͝R̸͎͓̆̓̈́̍̅̓̒̇̿͌͗̈́͛̐̕͝ ̷̨̩̩̠̫͈͔̥͍̌̎̀͜Ṱ̸̢̲͛͛̌̀͂̏̉͊̈̀̿͝ͅH̵̝͎̦̥͒̈͑̀͛̋̀̉̇̈́̈͑͜͝ͅE̸͉͍͔̗͙̔̑͑̃̂̄͗̎̾́̈́̂̅̽̚E̴͍͖̮̠̲̯͖̦̔ͅ
Native Hawaiians are asking you to hold their beers.
August 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Native Hawaiians are asking you to hold their beers.
Neat.
So anyway watch the original movie that actually speaks beautifully to a situation that native Hawaiians know intimately, that's beautifully animated and designed and not.... you know, ugly, stupid, and missing the point.
So anyway watch the original movie that actually speaks beautifully to a situation that native Hawaiians know intimately, that's beautifully animated and designed and not.... you know, ugly, stupid, and missing the point.
Captain Gantu will not appear in Disney’s live-action ‘LILO & STITCH’ film.
May 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Neat.
So anyway watch the original movie that actually speaks beautifully to a situation that native Hawaiians know intimately, that's beautifully animated and designed and not.... you know, ugly, stupid, and missing the point.
So anyway watch the original movie that actually speaks beautifully to a situation that native Hawaiians know intimately, that's beautifully animated and designed and not.... you know, ugly, stupid, and missing the point.
Native Hawaiians would also like a word.
August 25, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Native Hawaiians would also like a word.
The ancient Hawaiians often turn
to the soothing rhizome of the ginger plant to ease the pain of profound confusion. Which, more often then not, was sexual.
#TwinPeaks
to the soothing rhizome of the ginger plant to ease the pain of profound confusion. Which, more often then not, was sexual.
#TwinPeaks
March 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The ancient Hawaiians often turn
to the soothing rhizome of the ginger plant to ease the pain of profound confusion. Which, more often then not, was sexual.
#TwinPeaks
to the soothing rhizome of the ginger plant to ease the pain of profound confusion. Which, more often then not, was sexual.
#TwinPeaks