buying the dip in the crypto market(spending my life savings on hawktuahcoin)
October 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
buying the dip in the crypto market(spending my life savings on hawktuahcoin)
What are you talking about? With FartCoin and HawkTuahCoin and TrumpBucks I can…uh…um….i can…scare the hoes?
wow turns out having your money outside of the channels of state-controlled finance has its downsides, huh.
October 30, 2026 at 9:28 AM
What are you talking about? With FartCoin and HawkTuahCoin and TrumpBucks I can…uh…um….i can…scare the hoes?
We will yearn for a time of pre hawktuahcoin vibes…
September 21, 2026 at 8:49 PM
We will yearn for a time of pre hawktuahcoin vibes…
We exist in a post-Hawktuahcoin environment. You people (not you beautiful people) are too dumb to function.
September 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
We exist in a post-Hawktuahcoin environment. You people (not you beautiful people) are too dumb to function.
They’re just placing their USD in and getting HawkTuahcoin out. Surely they’ll double their money… right? Cmon, right???
December 5, 2024 at 5:32 AM
They’re just placing their USD in and getting HawkTuahcoin out. Surely they’ll double their money… right? Cmon, right???
The number of times I've been paid in Exposure Dollars, a currency somehow less valuable than hawktuahcoin...
The more things change, the more things stay the same. (Source.)
December 15, 2024 at 10:07 PM
The number of times I've been paid in Exposure Dollars, a currency somehow less valuable than hawktuahcoin...
I want everyone who invested in the #HawkTuahCoin to be so for real for a second. 🦋 Did anyone actually believe they could make bank with this!?
December 9, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I want everyone who invested in the #HawkTuahCoin to be so for real for a second. 🦋 Did anyone actually believe they could make bank with this!?
Math is real and can’t be manipulated, while centralized shitcoins like HawkTuahCoin, USD and paper gold can indeed be manipulated
Also, crypto means cryptography. Shitcoins are not money
What else do you need explained
Also, crypto means cryptography. Shitcoins are not money
What else do you need explained
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Math is real and can’t be manipulated, while centralized shitcoins like HawkTuahCoin, USD and paper gold can indeed be manipulated
Also, crypto means cryptography. Shitcoins are not money
What else do you need explained
Also, crypto means cryptography. Shitcoins are not money
What else do you need explained
🚀 Viral TikTok star Haliey Welch's $HAWK crypto rollercoaster: Skyrocketed to $500M, crashed 95% 📉 Facing SEC complaints & rug pull accusations. Crypto chaos or just another memecoin drama? Investors, beware! 💸 #CryptoRisks #HawkTuahCoin 🦅
December 23, 2024 at 9:35 AM
🚀 Viral TikTok star Haliey Welch's $HAWK crypto rollercoaster: Skyrocketed to $500M, crashed 95% 📉 Facing SEC complaints & rug pull accusations. Crypto chaos or just another memecoin drama? Investors, beware! 💸 #CryptoRisks #HawkTuahCoin 🦅
Its absence from this list means my decision to convert my 401k to HawkTuahCoin was super-smart.
There are drawdowns. And then there’s Melania Coin.
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Its absence from this list means my decision to convert my 401k to HawkTuahCoin was super-smart.
How to Invest to retire early 👇👇
0.30% real estate
0.20% Roth IRA
0.15% forex
0.10% mutual funds
0.10% index funds
99.15%HAWKTUAHCOIN 💦🤑🪙
0.30% real estate
0.20% Roth IRA
0.15% forex
0.10% mutual funds
0.10% index funds
99.15%HAWKTUAHCOIN 💦🤑🪙
December 6, 2024 at 4:31 AM
How to Invest to retire early 👇👇
0.30% real estate
0.20% Roth IRA
0.15% forex
0.10% mutual funds
0.10% index funds
99.15%HAWKTUAHCOIN 💦🤑🪙
0.30% real estate
0.20% Roth IRA
0.15% forex
0.10% mutual funds
0.10% index funds
99.15%HAWKTUAHCOIN 💦🤑🪙
If you invest in crypto, in particular a memecoin or that fucking hawktuahcoin or whatever the fuck, i hope you lose all your money, and i hope all the money goes to ME BAYBEE
ANNOUNCING GRAMMCOIN
IM TOTALLY NOT RUGPULLING YOU
GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY YOU ABSOLUTE DOPES
ANNOUNCING GRAMMCOIN
IM TOTALLY NOT RUGPULLING YOU
GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY YOU ABSOLUTE DOPES
December 6, 2024 at 12:55 PM
If you invest in crypto, in particular a memecoin or that fucking hawktuahcoin or whatever the fuck, i hope you lose all your money, and i hope all the money goes to ME BAYBEE
ANNOUNCING GRAMMCOIN
IM TOTALLY NOT RUGPULLING YOU
GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY YOU ABSOLUTE DOPES
ANNOUNCING GRAMMCOIN
IM TOTALLY NOT RUGPULLING YOU
GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY YOU ABSOLUTE DOPES
if you think about it Hailey is kinda like an irl Heisenberg and HawkTuahCoin is like irl Blue Sky
March 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if you think about it Hailey is kinda like an irl Heisenberg and HawkTuahCoin is like irl Blue Sky
You'll need to by some Klipto currency first. Please wire me $2.5 million in HawkTuahcoin.
January 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You'll need to by some Klipto currency first. Please wire me $2.5 million in HawkTuahcoin.
help ive lost all my money in #hawktuahcoin and im now living in a dumpster
February 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
help ive lost all my money in #hawktuahcoin and im now living in a dumpster
It's exceedingly rare to get an opportunity to re-enter a market at lows like this, so I'm telling everybody now: jump in.. If you've been on the fence, shoot me a DM and I can point you in the right direction. I'm buying up as much as I can. ❤️ you, Haliey. #hawktuahcoin
August 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's exceedingly rare to get an opportunity to re-enter a market at lows like this, so I'm telling everybody now: jump in.. If you've been on the fence, shoot me a DM and I can point you in the right direction. I'm buying up as much as I can. ❤️ you, Haliey. #hawktuahcoin
Sure just let me sell a few HawkTuahCoin
December 14, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Sure just let me sell a few HawkTuahCoin
wait i wasn't supposed to buy all this hawktuahcoin?
December 11, 2024 at 11:50 PM
wait i wasn't supposed to buy all this hawktuahcoin?
Also, l refuse to believe that Bitcoin, HawkTuahCoin (...l can't believe l just typed that) or anything similar is "money" in any meaningful sense of the word.
December 13, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Also, l refuse to believe that Bitcoin, HawkTuahCoin (...l can't believe l just typed that) or anything similar is "money" in any meaningful sense of the word.
If @radiofreetom.bsky.social comes out with a crypto currency called ExpertCoin, then I'm all in. Gotta turn out better than when I bought a bunch of HawkTuahCoin last week, right?
December 11, 2024 at 7:39 PM
If @radiofreetom.bsky.social comes out with a crypto currency called ExpertCoin, then I'm all in. Gotta turn out better than when I bought a bunch of HawkTuahCoin last week, right?
Geez, what kind of idiot would risk their life savings in HawkTuahCoin instead of a savvy investment like BoratBucks
December 6, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Geez, what kind of idiot would risk their life savings in HawkTuahCoin instead of a savvy investment like BoratBucks
Sometimes I'm reminded that HawkTuahCoin exists and I don't want to exist anymore.
May 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sometimes I'm reminded that HawkTuahCoin exists and I don't want to exist anymore.
Putins favorite little sock puppet get’s his turn when elons done for the day. I wonder how much of his hawktuahcoin the motherfucker bought?
January 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Putins favorite little sock puppet get’s his turn when elons done for the day. I wonder how much of his hawktuahcoin the motherfucker bought?
Guy who lost everything investing in Hawktuahcoin
December 5, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Guy who lost everything investing in Hawktuahcoin