#HawkeyeSchmitt
October 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
October 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 —
Skateboarding with Tony Hawk
Watching a Howard Hawks film
Visiting Ethan Hawke
Jamming with Hamish Hawk
At a Seattle Seahawks game
At a Chicago Blackhawks game
Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks
…but now he’s watching you like a hawk
September 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
How embarrassing that it was a woman (Amy) who knew that he was so misinformed that he confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks.

Amy, my future Governor, was awesome! We know our sports in my State!

What a sickening display of a petulant child.

Please vote! 🗳️
September 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
September 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The Best Of The Best:
#HawkeyeSchmitt and #FoghornLeghorn.
#Losers
How can US Senators be so stupid?
Oh yeah, couple of clowns🤡
September 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Bye-bye, VP hopes!

#HawkeyeSchmitt
#Faceplant
I hope this headline haunts Eric Schmitt for the rest of his pathetic political career.
October 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
#HawkeyeSchmitt did a massive faceplant.
Sen. Eric Schmitt (R), the idiot who tried a gotcha on Jack Smith, claiming he coordinated with Fani Willis in Atlanta. When in fact he was in Maryland.

Who’s the dirtbag now, moron?
September 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Sen. Eric Schmitt was so overzealous to try and get Jack Smith, a good and honest man who has done great work, that Schmitt embarrassed himself by accusing Smith of going to the wrong basketball game.

You can't make this stuff up. And right wing media will pretend it never happened.
September 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The Missouri senator accused former Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith of attending an Atlanta Hawks game in Georgia, and called him a "dirtbag." Except it turned out that Schmitt was wrong, and Smith was actually at an Iowa Hawkeyes game in Maryland. (@stlpublicradio.bsky.social)
Missouri Sen. Eric Schmitt faces withering criticism for botched questioning over basketball games
The Missouri senator accused former Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith of attending an Atlanta Hawks game in
www.kcur.org
October 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Vote EARLY & BLUE!
Up & down the ballot! 🌊
#nokings
September 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Says something interesting about #Rethuglicans' blather about "protecting women's sports", doesn't it?
#HawkeyeSchmitt
Klobuchar on Schmitt: "He's not aware that there's also women's sports ... because they wanted to do this to distract everyone, I would say they got their comeuppance"
September 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
October 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
October 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The moment you realize the person sitting next to you is a complete moron.

#HawkeyeSchmitt
September 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
September 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
September 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
That expression you have while witnessing spectacular incompetence.
September 30, 2026 at 7:36 PM
WARNING: Do NOT try this at home. Sen. Schmitt brought a poster board, a perjury trap & zero fact-checkers. Result? Atlanta Hawks ≠ Iowa Hawkeyes. Jack Smith was watching Caitlin Clark in Maryland. Lesson: Research first. Gloat second. Or you ARE the cautionary tale.
September 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Senator Dirtbag Schmitt-head, even Rupert Murdoch’s NY Post is mocking his “perjury gotcha” moment. This is the only thing he’ll ever be remembered for.
nypost.com/2026/09/29/u...
September 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Let’s imagine that Smith was, in fact, at a Hawks game in Atlanta. It’s still a huge and incredibly illogical leap to say that means he saw, much less colluded with, Willis. Atlanta is a big city. Do we have texts showing she was at the game? What a dumbass.
Sen. Eric Schmitt (R), the idiot who tried a gotcha on Jack Smith, claiming he coordinated with Fani Willis in Atlanta. When in fact he was in Maryland.

Who’s the dirtbag now, moron?
September 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
@andertoon.bsky.social

Schmitt for brains.

By Nick Anderson.
September 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Sen. Schmitt mixing up the Hawks and the Hawkeyes, then accusing Jack Smith of perjury must be among the funniest self-owns of this embarrassing epoch.
September 29, 2026 at 9:20 PM
New nickname:
#HawkeyeSchmitt
I hope his home state paper referred to Schmitt as the clueless dirtbag he is.

#Blues #Democracy
September 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
New nickname suggestion:
#HawkeyeSchmitt
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡

Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.

Here's the whole sequence:
September 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM