Banning those damned LED headlights
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
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November 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Banning those damned LED headlights
All pickup trucks must now have those girly eyelashes installed on their headlights
We're doing everything on the list. We're doing taco trucks on every corner. We're doing tree rights. We're doing government-subsidized feelings. We're doing drug glands. We're taking all your guns and making terrible formless sculptures from them. Go fuck yourself
November 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
All pickup trucks must now have those girly eyelashes installed on their headlights
A ban on modern car headlights that are too friggin' bright
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
A ban on modern car headlights that are too friggin' bright
the headlights are too damn bright
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
the headlights are too damn bright
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, DEMS:
Make headlights normal
Make headlights normal
November 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, DEMS:
Make headlights normal
Make headlights normal
Bright white LED headlights are now banned
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Bright white LED headlights are now banned
💡🇺🇦 Kyiv — everything is in complete darkness. The capital is illuminated only by car headlights.
November 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
💡🇺🇦 Kyiv — everything is in complete darkness. The capital is illuminated only by car headlights.
thought of one more: BAN LED HEADLIGHTS
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
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November 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
thought of one more: BAN LED HEADLIGHTS
Winter Headlights Isleworth: crayon and body colour on vintage paper
November 4, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Winter Headlights Isleworth: crayon and body colour on vintage paper
led headlights should be illegal
November 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
led headlights should be illegal
BAN THE BRIGHTER-THAN-THE-SUN HEADLIGHTS
ACTUALLY FUCKING ENFORCE THIS
High speed rail that actually goes somewhere relevant, not from BFE to BFE.
ACTUALLY FUCKING ENFORCE THIS
High speed rail that actually goes somewhere relevant, not from BFE to BFE.
Now that we're in Woke 3.0, what's your dream transportation policy or idea? Sure, ban cars, but what would you like to see in your fantasy version of events? There are no wrong answers, only good and absolutely outstanding answers. Go for it.
November 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
BAN THE BRIGHTER-THAN-THE-SUN HEADLIGHTS
ACTUALLY FUCKING ENFORCE THIS
High speed rail that actually goes somewhere relevant, not from BFE to BFE.
ACTUALLY FUCKING ENFORCE THIS
High speed rail that actually goes somewhere relevant, not from BFE to BFE.
🇺🇦💔😭Kyiv is in complete darkness. The only light illuminating the capital comes from car headlights.
November 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
🇺🇦💔😭Kyiv is in complete darkness. The only light illuminating the capital comes from car headlights.
Drop some CARS 🚗 🖤
November 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Drop some CARS 🚗 🖤
November 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
ban LED headlights and put everyone who has them in jail
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
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November 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
ban LED headlights and put everyone who has them in jail
i look really good in headlights btw
November 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
i look really good in headlights btw
Deer in headlights
“You haven’t thought this through”
November 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Deer in headlights
Zuckerberg always looks like a deer in the headlights.
November 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Zuckerberg always looks like a deer in the headlights.
Criminalize LED headlights.
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November 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Criminalize LED headlights.
These LED headlights are TOO DAMN BRIGHT and some of us have astigmatism and it’s hard to drive at night with FREAKING SEARCHLIGHTS on these damn cars.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
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November 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
These LED headlights are TOO DAMN BRIGHT and some of us have astigmatism and it’s hard to drive at night with FREAKING SEARCHLIGHTS on these damn cars.
Out running errands by cargo bike w/ my 8yo today & in my rearview mirror I noticed car headlights several blocks behind me that looked like they might be *inside* the protected bikelane I was in (Blaisdell).
I kept riding & the headlights approached quickly, narrowing the distance between us.
I kept riding & the headlights approached quickly, narrowing the distance between us.
November 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Out running errands by cargo bike w/ my 8yo today & in my rearview mirror I noticed car headlights several blocks behind me that looked like they might be *inside* the protected bikelane I was in (Blaisdell).
I kept riding & the headlights approached quickly, narrowing the distance between us.
I kept riding & the headlights approached quickly, narrowing the distance between us.
💡🇺🇦 Kyiv — everything is in complete darkness. The capital is illuminated only by car headlights.
November 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
💡🇺🇦 Kyiv — everything is in complete darkness. The capital is illuminated only by car headlights.
OUTLAW LED HEADLIGHTS
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November 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
OUTLAW LED HEADLIGHTS