Gold potato knows that we should all eat healthier 💛
September 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Gold potato knows that we should all eat healthier 💛
Trump Declares He’s Healthier Than Ever While Addressing Rally Crowd From Iron Lung
August 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Trump Declares He’s Healthier Than Ever While Addressing Rally Crowd From Iron Lung
For eight years, we’ve sought to make Minnesota a healthier, greener state.
It’s working.
It’s working.
September 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
For eight years, we’ve sought to make Minnesota a healthier, greener state.
It’s working.
It’s working.
Now we are seeing the claim that "Unvaccinated kids are healthier." Every credible study shows the opposite of the claim: unvaccinated kids aren’t healthier...they’re at higher risk of dangerous, preventable disease.
Again, every credible study shows the opposite of the claim.
Again, every credible study shows the opposite of the claim.
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Now we are seeing the claim that "Unvaccinated kids are healthier." Every credible study shows the opposite of the claim: unvaccinated kids aren’t healthier...they’re at higher risk of dangerous, preventable disease.
Again, every credible study shows the opposite of the claim.
Again, every credible study shows the opposite of the claim.
I feel healthier already
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I feel healthier already
The healthier version of that 💦🐺 doodle
February 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The healthier version of that 💦🐺 doodle
Man, eating healthier is expensive as heck.
July 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Man, eating healthier is expensive as heck.
Donald Trump said he'd make Americans healthier and wealthier.
10 months in, we're poorer and sicker.
10 months in, we're poorer and sicker.
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Donald Trump said he'd make Americans healthier and wealthier.
10 months in, we're poorer and sicker.
10 months in, we're poorer and sicker.
#IDontNeedEncouragementTo eat healthier.
January 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
#IDontNeedEncouragementTo eat healthier.
Absolutely 💯
“The best legacy we can leave our children isn't more infrastructure. It's healthier rivers, cleaner lakes, and protected aquifers.”
“The best legacy we can leave our children isn't more infrastructure. It's healthier rivers, cleaner lakes, and protected aquifers.”
August 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Absolutely 💯
“The best legacy we can leave our children isn't more infrastructure. It's healthier rivers, cleaner lakes, and protected aquifers.”
“The best legacy we can leave our children isn't more infrastructure. It's healthier rivers, cleaner lakes, and protected aquifers.”
I'll eat healthier than the president how does that sound
Dr Oz on Fox: "It's your patriotic duty to be as healthy as you can."
May 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'll eat healthier than the president how does that sound
Michelle Obama: We should eat healthier.
MAGA: HOW DARE YOU &%$#!!!! 😡
RFK Jr: We should eat healthier.
MAGA: Yes, we should.
MAGA: HOW DARE YOU &%$#!!!! 😡
RFK Jr: We should eat healthier.
MAGA: Yes, we should.
January 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Michelle Obama: We should eat healthier.
MAGA: HOW DARE YOU &%$#!!!! 😡
RFK Jr: We should eat healthier.
MAGA: Yes, we should.
MAGA: HOW DARE YOU &%$#!!!! 😡
RFK Jr: We should eat healthier.
MAGA: Yes, we should.
Playing video games is healthier than doomscrolling.
June 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Playing video games is healthier than doomscrolling.
Harder to internalize, but overall healthier: accept that making good art doesn’t make anyone a good person
I don’t think that coming up with lists of “good” authors helps anyone. on a very basic level: you have no way of knowing if that’s true about anyone.
January 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Harder to internalize, but overall healthier: accept that making good art doesn’t make anyone a good person
“Firing doctors will make everyone healthier.”
May 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
“Firing doctors will make everyone healthier.”
not a coincidence that men who have healthy relationships with women also have healthier relationships with other men!
My experience is that for men who see women as equals, treat them openly with respect and dignity, there is no male loneliness epidemic.
April 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
not a coincidence that men who have healthy relationships with women also have healthier relationships with other men!
"Healthier than Obama"
June 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"Healthier than Obama"
I don’t think microplastics make Americans healthier.
The Trump administration has proposed removing requirements for public water utilities to test for microplastics in drinking water.
July 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I don’t think microplastics make Americans healthier.
fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
you should eat healthier but also a salad costs $40 now
August 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
you should eat healthier but also a salad costs $40 now
Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.
November 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.
Honestly, I thought even after that guy fainted he still looked healthier than Trump in that press conference.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Honestly, I thought even after that guy fainted he still looked healthier than Trump in that press conference.
The incompetence is staggering.
Dr. Oz Slammed After Telling Americans To Simply 'Get Healthier' To Reduce Their Healthcare Costs
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November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The incompetence is staggering.
