#Hempo
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jeremyokelley.bsky.social
smoke el hempo you say
January 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
bradleeonbass.bsky.social
Tag yourself I’m “hempo”
thundercrat.bsky.social Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · Nov 20
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 13,1953
NANCY BY ERNIE OH, BOY - - - I LOVE TO THROW SNOWBALLS AT HIGH HATS (SLUGGO DECIDED IT WAS SAFER TO THROW SNOWBALLS AT POSTERS OF MEN WEARING HIGH HATS) POSTER- SMOKE EL HEMPO
January 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
mickdennis.bsky.social
The girl from North Walsham put in a proper, proper shift. #Hempo
July 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
leotheironrock.bsky.social
El Hempo gonna be my Luchador name now.
January 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
briesmith.xyz
Tag yourself, I’m “You need to go to jail, hempo.”
thundercrat.bsky.social Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · Nov 20
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
shadesofbluenw.bsky.social
Hempo🩵
October 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
sieterevueltas.bsky.social
Este domingo veo a mi panita Hempo 🙂‍↕️
June 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
shadesofbluenw.bsky.social
30 minutes of Hempo and Greenwood?!? Wooow I am moved
April 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
unoclay.bsky.social
he's mad at el hempo because el hempo lacks thc and doesnt have that toasty buzz you'll get if you smoke El Marijuana Blunto
January 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
southernsylvs.bsky.social
If City gets a healthy Hempo for one season, it may be treble on for them.
September 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
devmommi.com
“Hempo” 😂
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
katemcfc.bsky.social
KERMY!!!!! what a cross from hempo!
March 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
georgemarionerd.bsky.social
El Hempo man won't let you get away with it on the real deal, Sluggo.
February 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
drrosenpenis.bsky.social
Calling everyone hempo from now on
thundercrat.bsky.social Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · Nov 20
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
andrewmale.bsky.social
Bands formed after reading this poster:

The Ganja Goons
Wastoids.
Hempo
Weed Injectors
Pot Junker
Blunt Blazers
Death Roach
Weed Stoner
Sativa Snorters
Bong Addict!
Toke Killers
The Weeds Whackers
The Spliff Wimps.
thundercrat.bsky.social Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · Nov 20
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
katemcfc.bsky.social
HEMPO GOAL SANDWICH!!!!!!!
September 18, 2026 at 7:56 PM
chaztheweasel.bsky.social
SMOKE EL HEMPO is a high tier candidate for a random "Nancy panel by Ernie Bushmiller"
January 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social
Hempo with the icing on the cake. 4-2 to City
September 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
andrewmale.bsky.social
Now imagining how amazing Hempo would sound.
andrewmale.bsky.social Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · Nov 25
Bands formed after reading this poster:

The Ganja Goons
Wastoids.
Hempo
Weed Injectors
Pot Junker
Blunt Blazers
Death Roach
Weed Stoner
Sativa Snorters
Bong Addict!
Toke Killers
The Weeds Whackers
The Spliff Wimps.
thundercrat.bsky.social Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · Nov 20
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
jakei.bsky.social
never in my life have I ever encountered the word "hempo"
thundercrat.bsky.social Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · Nov 20
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sieterevueltas.bsky.social
El psicólogo: El Hempo del Éxodo no es real y no puede ayudarte a hacer informes
El Hempo del Éxodo ayudándome con el informe:
June 13, 2024 at 7:15 PM
mdksun.bsky.social
And now you can still get El Hempo at your local dispensary.
January 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
ddiiggss.bsky.social
Who are you calling a hempo you blunt blazer??
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM