This hick is beyond parody. An ignorant bigot of the highest order.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This hick is beyond parody. An ignorant bigot of the highest order.
Listen, I’m a damn hick, but I’m not hick enough to believe people from New York City will want to move to Missouri because the city elected Mamdani…
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Listen, I’m a damn hick, but I’m not hick enough to believe people from New York City will want to move to Missouri because the city elected Mamdani…
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
June 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
Hick Hop is the term you’re reaching for.
September 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Hick Hop is the term you’re reaching for.
Just give me another beer, you brain-dead hick!
May 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just give me another beer, you brain-dead hick!
this little hick piece of shit
July 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
this little hick piece of shit
Tonight's look out: hick jock bro?
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Tonight's look out: hick jock bro?
it’s not even hick shit. it’s rich suburban guys cosplaying as hicks shit
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
Meanwhile on the White House South Lawn
June 14, 2026 at 11:46 AM
it’s not even hick shit. it’s rich suburban guys cosplaying as hicks shit
trump safari stories are "hick orientalism"
President Trump’s approval numbers have tumbled, hurt by worries about the economy and the Iran war. But in west-central Ohio, voters still firmly in his camp say he has delivered on key promises. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4fy6549
June 9, 2026 at 11:10 AM
trump safari stories are "hick orientalism"
So who's primarying Hick?
Both Democratic Colorado senators, Bennet and Hickenlooper, just voted to confirm Doug Collins to head the VA, when it’s clear he’s going to oversee the excision of reproductive health care at the VA. www.senate.gov/legislative/...
U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session
www.senate.gov
February 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So who's primarying Hick?
Good boys volunteer to get me refills.
September 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Good boys volunteer to get me refills.
dopey hot hick, hot golden wooled dick......FIRE🔥
August 21, 2026 at 12:00 PM
dopey hot hick, hot golden wooled dick......FIRE🔥
There is no reason to lust for Nancy Mace. This form is no rare thing. There are literally millions of women with sleeves who will spit in your mouth and rob you.
September 25, 2026 at 3:26 PM
the replies saying “this isn’t REAL hick shit” are proving my point. you’re all afraid to say it.
June 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
the replies saying “this isn’t REAL hick shit” are proving my point. you’re all afraid to say it.
This is the Larry the Cable Guy of hick shit, which hicks still liked despite him being a fake hick, so it counts.
June 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
This is the Larry the Cable Guy of hick shit, which hicks still liked despite him being a fake hick, so it counts.
Bevil? Bevin? Some real hick fantasy name I forget
September 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Bevil? Bevin? Some real hick fantasy name I forget
I always thought that Darlene was the ultimate Southern hick name. But spelling it Darline?
August 20, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I always thought that Darlene was the ultimate Southern hick name. But spelling it Darline?
HICK SHIT FOR HICKS
After his fight at the White House, Sean O'Malley threw up what the announcers described as a "salute" to "the troops" and Trump
June 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
HICK SHIT FOR HICKS
Nebraska hick that only knows the acronym of AI as "Artificial Insemination" of cattle and horses.
September 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Nebraska hick that only knows the acronym of AI as "Artificial Insemination" of cattle and horses.