Highsmith: (long drag off her cigarette)
Highsmith: Mary
Highsmith: I need your switchblade
Highsmith: Mary
Highsmith: I need your switchblade
April 23, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Highsmith: (long drag off her cigarette)
Highsmith: Mary
Highsmith: I need your switchblade
Highsmith: Mary
Highsmith: I need your switchblade
Highsmith: women, huh?
Highsmith: can't live with em, can't live without em
Cook:
Cook:
Cook:
Highsmith: sure are easy on the eyes tho
Highsmith: can't live with em, can't live without em
Cook:
Cook:
Cook:
Highsmith: sure are easy on the eyes tho
April 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Highsmith: women, huh?
Highsmith: can't live with em, can't live without em
Cook:
Cook:
Cook:
Highsmith: sure are easy on the eyes tho
Highsmith: can't live with em, can't live without em
Cook:
Cook:
Cook:
Highsmith: sure are easy on the eyes tho
Hoover: i just want to be a good tradwife
Patricia Highsmith: hey i kinda dig this broad
Hoover: wearing modest yet figure flattering 1950s styled outfits
Highsmith: nice
hoover: and pleasing my man
Highsmith: ugh
Highsmith: never mind, sweetheart, you had to go and ruin it
Patricia Highsmith: hey i kinda dig this broad
Hoover: wearing modest yet figure flattering 1950s styled outfits
Highsmith: nice
hoover: and pleasing my man
Highsmith: ugh
Highsmith: never mind, sweetheart, you had to go and ruin it
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hoover: i just want to be a good tradwife
Patricia Highsmith: hey i kinda dig this broad
Hoover: wearing modest yet figure flattering 1950s styled outfits
Highsmith: nice
hoover: and pleasing my man
Highsmith: ugh
Highsmith: never mind, sweetheart, you had to go and ruin it
Patricia Highsmith: hey i kinda dig this broad
Hoover: wearing modest yet figure flattering 1950s styled outfits
Highsmith: nice
hoover: and pleasing my man
Highsmith: ugh
Highsmith: never mind, sweetheart, you had to go and ruin it
Highsmith: let me tell you
Highsmith: if there was a lesbian ghost in my bed
Highsmith: there would not be a problem
Highsmith: if you know what i mean
Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!
Highsmith: if there was a lesbian ghost in my bed
Highsmith: there would not be a problem
Highsmith: if you know what i mean
Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Highsmith: let me tell you
Highsmith: if there was a lesbian ghost in my bed
Highsmith: there would not be a problem
Highsmith: if you know what i mean
Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!
Highsmith: if there was a lesbian ghost in my bed
Highsmith: there would not be a problem
Highsmith: if you know what i mean
Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!
Rowling: you all defy me? yet i am the only one who can define what a woman isss
Patricia Highsmith: i can
Highsmith: see, ya take a pinch of wiggles, a smidge of jiggles, and a dusting of giggles
Highsmith: set the oven to HOT
Highsmith: and you got yourself a real hotsy totsy
Patricia Highsmith: i can
Highsmith: see, ya take a pinch of wiggles, a smidge of jiggles, and a dusting of giggles
Highsmith: set the oven to HOT
Highsmith: and you got yourself a real hotsy totsy
August 2, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Rowling: you all defy me? yet i am the only one who can define what a woman isss
Patricia Highsmith: i can
Highsmith: see, ya take a pinch of wiggles, a smidge of jiggles, and a dusting of giggles
Highsmith: set the oven to HOT
Highsmith: and you got yourself a real hotsy totsy
Patricia Highsmith: i can
Highsmith: see, ya take a pinch of wiggles, a smidge of jiggles, and a dusting of giggles
Highsmith: set the oven to HOT
Highsmith: and you got yourself a real hotsy totsy
Pencil sketch of Patricia Highsmith with her cat.
May 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Pencil sketch of Patricia Highsmith with her cat.
Highsmith: ok I've compiled a list of suspects
Highsmith: can YOU solve this crime and figure out...
Highsmith: who unalived melon husk (hypothetically) in Minecraft?
Highsmith: can YOU solve this crime and figure out...
Highsmith: who unalived melon husk (hypothetically) in Minecraft?
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Highsmith: ok I've compiled a list of suspects
Highsmith: can YOU solve this crime and figure out...
Highsmith: who unalived melon husk (hypothetically) in Minecraft?
Highsmith: can YOU solve this crime and figure out...
Highsmith: who unalived melon husk (hypothetically) in Minecraft?
patricia highsmith save me. save me patricia highsmith. please patricia highsmith knock my head smoove off with an aluminum baseball bat
July 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
patricia highsmith save me. save me patricia highsmith. please patricia highsmith knock my head smoove off with an aluminum baseball bat
A New Year's Toast from Patricia Highsmith (and me) 🥂🥂
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A New Year's Toast from Patricia Highsmith (and me) 🥂🥂
Alex Highsmith (#56) is NOT amused lol
October 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Alex Highsmith (#56) is NOT amused lol
Patricia Highsmith: don't worry steve, i'll get to the bottom of this
King: oh thank goodness
Highsmith: of course, to prove your innocence
Highsmith: i'll have to extensively interview all of elon's hot widows
King: oh thank goodness
Highsmith: of course, to prove your innocence
Highsmith: i'll have to extensively interview all of elon's hot widows
October 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Patricia Highsmith: don't worry steve, i'll get to the bottom of this
King: oh thank goodness
Highsmith: of course, to prove your innocence
Highsmith: i'll have to extensively interview all of elon's hot widows
King: oh thank goodness
Highsmith: of course, to prove your innocence
Highsmith: i'll have to extensively interview all of elon's hot widows
Highsmith: Out she comes piping hot, a real boom boom McWow Wow!
Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!
Edward Lee: you said it bro!
Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!
Edward Lee: you said it bro!
August 2, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Highsmith: Out she comes piping hot, a real boom boom McWow Wow!
Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!
Edward Lee: you said it bro!
Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!
Edward Lee: you said it bro!
Lee: bro i couldn't live in a world without babes
Patricia Highsmith: yeah a world without dames, that's like a world without sunshine
Lee: to think
Lee: never again to see a booby
Highsmith:
Highsmith: yeah, exactly that
Mary SanGiovanni: that would be the worst thing
Patricia Highsmith: yeah a world without dames, that's like a world without sunshine
Lee: to think
Lee: never again to see a booby
Highsmith:
Highsmith: yeah, exactly that
Mary SanGiovanni: that would be the worst thing
April 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Lee: bro i couldn't live in a world without babes
Patricia Highsmith: yeah a world without dames, that's like a world without sunshine
Lee: to think
Lee: never again to see a booby
Highsmith:
Highsmith: yeah, exactly that
Mary SanGiovanni: that would be the worst thing
Patricia Highsmith: yeah a world without dames, that's like a world without sunshine
Lee: to think
Lee: never again to see a booby
Highsmith:
Highsmith: yeah, exactly that
Mary SanGiovanni: that would be the worst thing
Patricia Highsmith
January 16, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Patricia Highsmith
Barnett: this woman, like, drinks a bottle of wine in a night
Patricia Highsmith: hmm seems kinda light
Barnett: sometimes two bottles
Highsmith: ah now we're talkin!
Highsmith: what a dame!!
Patricia Highsmith: hmm seems kinda light
Barnett: sometimes two bottles
Highsmith: ah now we're talkin!
Highsmith: what a dame!!
August 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Barnett: this woman, like, drinks a bottle of wine in a night
Patricia Highsmith: hmm seems kinda light
Barnett: sometimes two bottles
Highsmith: ah now we're talkin!
Highsmith: what a dame!!
Patricia Highsmith: hmm seems kinda light
Barnett: sometimes two bottles
Highsmith: ah now we're talkin!
Highsmith: what a dame!!
“My imagination functions much better when I don't have to speak to people.”
Patricia Highsmith
Patricia Highsmith
January 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
“My imagination functions much better when I don't have to speak to people.”
Patricia Highsmith
Patricia Highsmith
Cook: i aim to finally give a voice to men
Patricia Highsmith: maybe if them dizzy dames would quit yappin' their traps, folks could hear what us dudes got to say
Highsmith: am i right?
Cook:
Highsmith: this guy knows what i'm talkin about
Patricia Highsmith: maybe if them dizzy dames would quit yappin' their traps, folks could hear what us dudes got to say
Highsmith: am i right?
Cook:
Highsmith: this guy knows what i'm talkin about
April 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Cook: i aim to finally give a voice to men
Patricia Highsmith: maybe if them dizzy dames would quit yappin' their traps, folks could hear what us dudes got to say
Highsmith: am i right?
Cook:
Highsmith: this guy knows what i'm talkin about
Patricia Highsmith: maybe if them dizzy dames would quit yappin' their traps, folks could hear what us dudes got to say
Highsmith: am i right?
Cook:
Highsmith: this guy knows what i'm talkin about
Patricia Highsmith: yeah i dunno i think they got a point
Carter: oh really patricia?
Highsmith: i'm just sayin'
Highsmith: you know dames
Highsmith: always yak yak yakkin'
Highsmith: you want some skirt running a church council?
Highsmith: she'll get her damn menses all over the tabernacle
Carter: oh really patricia?
Highsmith: i'm just sayin'
Highsmith: you know dames
Highsmith: always yak yak yakkin'
Highsmith: you want some skirt running a church council?
Highsmith: she'll get her damn menses all over the tabernacle
October 17, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Patricia Highsmith: yeah i dunno i think they got a point
Carter: oh really patricia?
Highsmith: i'm just sayin'
Highsmith: you know dames
Highsmith: always yak yak yakkin'
Highsmith: you want some skirt running a church council?
Highsmith: she'll get her damn menses all over the tabernacle
Carter: oh really patricia?
Highsmith: i'm just sayin'
Highsmith: you know dames
Highsmith: always yak yak yakkin'
Highsmith: you want some skirt running a church council?
Highsmith: she'll get her damn menses all over the tabernacle
Patricia Highsmith: the question is
Highsmith: who had the motive to [censor] elon musk
King: why is everyone looking at me
Poe: we're not looking at you, steve
Barker: i was looking at him
Highsmith: who had the motive to [censor] elon musk
King: why is everyone looking at me
Poe: we're not looking at you, steve
Barker: i was looking at him
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Patricia Highsmith: the question is
Highsmith: who had the motive to [censor] elon musk
King: why is everyone looking at me
Poe: we're not looking at you, steve
Barker: i was looking at him
Highsmith: who had the motive to [censor] elon musk
King: why is everyone looking at me
Poe: we're not looking at you, steve
Barker: i was looking at him
Highsmith: ok fine you mooks wanna hear about my comics
Highsmith: i'll tell ya
Highsmith: but only cuz i'm here among bros
Highsmith: long as its just dudes
Highsmith: cuz these stories
Highsmith: they get a little rough
Highsmith: and you know how dames are
Highsmith: i'll tell ya
Highsmith: but only cuz i'm here among bros
Highsmith: long as its just dudes
Highsmith: cuz these stories
Highsmith: they get a little rough
Highsmith: and you know how dames are
December 21, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Highsmith: ok fine you mooks wanna hear about my comics
Highsmith: i'll tell ya
Highsmith: but only cuz i'm here among bros
Highsmith: long as its just dudes
Highsmith: cuz these stories
Highsmith: they get a little rough
Highsmith: and you know how dames are
Highsmith: i'll tell ya
Highsmith: but only cuz i'm here among bros
Highsmith: long as its just dudes
Highsmith: cuz these stories
Highsmith: they get a little rough
Highsmith: and you know how dames are
Highsmith: look, i'm just sayin'
Highsmith: women ain't there to do heavy thinkin'
Highsmith: they're there to make casseroles and look pretty
Highsmith: mostly look pretty
Highsmith: i mean there ain't nothing like a dame am i right?
Carter:
Highsmith: women ain't there to do heavy thinkin'
Highsmith: they're there to make casseroles and look pretty
Highsmith: mostly look pretty
Highsmith: i mean there ain't nothing like a dame am i right?
Carter:
October 17, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Highsmith: look, i'm just sayin'
Highsmith: women ain't there to do heavy thinkin'
Highsmith: they're there to make casseroles and look pretty
Highsmith: mostly look pretty
Highsmith: i mean there ain't nothing like a dame am i right?
Carter:
Highsmith: women ain't there to do heavy thinkin'
Highsmith: they're there to make casseroles and look pretty
Highsmith: mostly look pretty
Highsmith: i mean there ain't nothing like a dame am i right?
Carter:
Reading anywhere is good, but reading Patricia Highsmith in your shorts on a balcony in Rome is way up there.
September 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Reading anywhere is good, but reading Patricia Highsmith in your shorts on a balcony in Rome is way up there.
“tobias harris over me?!?” walked so “haywood highsmith over me?!?” could run
January 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“tobias harris over me?!?” walked so “haywood highsmith over me?!?” could run
2026 reading thread starts here. checking in with an old friend
January 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
2026 reading thread starts here. checking in with an old friend