Dog ate my homework shit.
November 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Dog ate my homework shit.
can't hang out tonight i'm behind on my bluesky homework
Gonna start an account called “Bluesky anti-Literalism 101” and it’s just gonna post regular reading comprehension lessons like “how to spot a rhetorical question you shouldn’t answer” and “is pedantry appropriate right now?” and “this is probably a joke you shouldn’t take seriously”
November 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
can't hang out tonight i'm behind on my bluesky homework
Matty G forgot to do his homework again
Some political pundits are criticizing Gina Hinojosa for not running on or pursuing a platform that is as within her powers as gifting every Texas child a living pet unicorn.
November 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Matty G forgot to do his homework again
“My dog ate my homework”
November 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
“My dog ate my homework”
The Phanatic ate their homework.
November 10, 2026 at 11:31 AM
The Phanatic ate their homework.
no more homework
What is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
November 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
no more homework
15 min homework drawing for school vs the art I make at home
November 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
15 min homework drawing for school vs the art I make at home
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We give you an exhaustive and comprehensive breakdown of the midterm elections. Who were the big winners and losers? We know the answer, and
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November 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Celebrate American Greatness with the No Homework Podcast
Oh great MORE HOMEWORK
November 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Oh great MORE HOMEWORK
So "my dog ate my homework" is alive and well.
November 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
So "my dog ate my homework" is alive and well.
Wait, have you finished your homework yet? Phone time is only for after your homework and chores.
November 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Wait, have you finished your homework yet? Phone time is only for after your homework and chores.
my 7 year old doing his homework
November 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
my 7 year old doing his homework
LA voters voted for the billionaire tax (40) and voted against both poison pills (41 & 42). Very proud that we did our homework. We also elected Nithya. Angelenos are kicking ass right now.
November 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
LA voters voted for the billionaire tax (40) and voted against both poison pills (41 & 42). Very proud that we did our homework. We also elected Nithya. Angelenos are kicking ass right now.
Jews mentioned in my Ge'ez homework. That is all.
November 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Jews mentioned in my Ge'ez homework. That is all.
one extremely funny thing about NEPA is that it doesn't actually keep you from destroying the environment. it just forces you to do homework before you do.
November 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
one extremely funny thing about NEPA is that it doesn't actually keep you from destroying the environment. it just forces you to do homework before you do.
Right. Dog ate my homework can't be an answer to this shit. Can't be. If you know a vote of impeachment is coming you camp out
November 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Right. Dog ate my homework can't be an answer to this shit. Can't be. If you know a vote of impeachment is coming you camp out
Just had my introductory session with an OCD therapist for my moral scrupulosity & fawning behaviours.
She asked if I would be up for homework and I immediately apologised because “I might try too hard to get an A-grade at the homework and become annoying”
She asked if I would be up for homework and I immediately apologised because “I might try too hard to get an A-grade at the homework and become annoying”
November 9, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Just had my introductory session with an OCD therapist for my moral scrupulosity & fawning behaviours.
She asked if I would be up for homework and I immediately apologised because “I might try too hard to get an A-grade at the homework and become annoying”
She asked if I would be up for homework and I immediately apologised because “I might try too hard to get an A-grade at the homework and become annoying”
Every leftist meme is just fucking homework
November 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Every leftist meme is just fucking homework
“The dog ate my homework”
November 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
“The dog ate my homework”
Uwaaaa I have unfinished homework
November 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Uwaaaa I have unfinished homework
Homework
November 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Homework
While I appreciate the explanation, I got stuck in traffic is a bit too "the dog ate my homework" in this environment
November 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
While I appreciate the explanation, I got stuck in traffic is a bit too "the dog ate my homework" in this environment
November 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
ah finally I can help my second grader with his math homework
This is a spreadsheet from the 19th Ancient Egyptian Dynasty, carved on the wall at Karnak Temple in Luxor, 3,300 years old! Tallying the number of priests serving in the Temple. The sum of each column is at the bottom! Detail: 3+2+6+12+2+4+99=128! 😱
November 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
ah finally I can help my second grader with his math homework
I used storyboard pro to do my chinese homework lol
November 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I used storyboard pro to do my chinese homework lol