#Horcruxes
are these guys just touching Horcruxes in their spare time
oh my god -- Trump's hand is looking nastier than ever today

(Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)

(That's RFK Jr's left hand next to his in the first shot)
May 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Why does Pennywise have Horcruxes
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
One of his horcruxes may have been destroyed.
July 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
collecting failed Republican presidential candidates like horcruxes and infinity stones!
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Dumbledore commanded Harry Potter to hunt down the Horcruxes.
September 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
We must hunt down and destroy Stephen Miller's horcruxes
August 20, 2024 at 3:58 AM
[P] Lindsay Graham was one of Mitch McConnell’s horcruxes
July 12, 2026 at 7:50 AM
These are horcruxes.
November 25, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Hunting horcruxes at Malham Cove, Yorkshire.
November 17, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Horcruxes 🖤
March 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Horcruxes: The Sinister Essence of Voldemort's Immortality
February 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
are we absolutely sure geeenblatt and miller aren't just surviving Roy Cohn horcruxes
November 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
has there been any progress made on finding Carville’s remaining horcruxes
June 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Where does JD Vance keep his horcruxes?
September 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
How many horcruxes does this dude have?
March 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Collecting failed Republican presidential candidates like horcruxes!
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Mariah Carey is one of Santa's horcruxes
December 16, 2024 at 7:46 PM
And this is how I learn that Scott Adams, one of Trump's horcruxes, died.
Dilbert? More like Dontbert

Cause Scott Adams died
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
does he think all this shit with his name on it are horcruxes
EXCLUSIVE: The State Department is close to finalizing a radical redesign of the U.S. Passport to include a picture of President Donald Trump
EXCLUSIVE: State Dept. Finalizing Plan to Put Trump Picture on U.S. Passports
The new design would mark yet another U.S. government property upon which the president has plastered his likeness.
bit.ly
April 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Kristi Noem is the kind of person who has horcruxes
June 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Now Jake Paul getting knocked tf out…2 horcruxes down!!!
The Chiefs being eliminated is somehow a sign that things will get better and evil can be defeated 😂😂😂
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Maybe buildings with his name on it are like, his horcruxes...
June 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
just saw someone call scott adams “one of trump’s horcruxes” READ A DIFFERENT BOOK THERE IS A WIDE WORLD OF CHILDRENS LITERATURE OUT THERE WAITING THAT DOESNT SUCK ASS
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
non-zero chance lindsay graham is one of mitch mcconnel's horcruxes
July 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Charlie Kirk and Dick Cheney were the GOP's last horcruxes.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM