NOTE: If you have a burning and irresistable desire to chime in about the beneficial effects of radiation hormesis just...don't. Go talk to @dankaszeta.bsky.social about nerve agents instead.
June 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
NOTE: If you have a burning and irresistable desire to chime in about the beneficial effects of radiation hormesis just...don't. Go talk to @dankaszeta.bsky.social about nerve agents instead.
if radiation hormesis was complete bullshit, everyone in guarapari would have cancer
July 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
if radiation hormesis was complete bullshit, everyone in guarapari would have cancer
blacklisted by nature for submitting "alcohol hormesis and driving skill: new perspectives on the three-martini lunch"
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
blacklisted by nature for submitting "alcohol hormesis and driving skill: new perspectives on the three-martini lunch"
Radiation hormesis, also known as "radiographer's cope"
May 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Radiation hormesis, also known as "radiographer's cope"
Twitter is a feedback loop of mutual hormesis. The secret sauce is people making each other just ever so slightly uncomfortable and responding to their discomfort by making up a guy in their head to blame the discomfort on. Then, slowly, the guys become real. Guyogenesis.
The platonic ideal post is a splinter in the readers mind that takes up lodging rent free. It sits there for days, weeks, *months* diffusing into their psyche reasserting and reinforcing itself every time it is recalled or the weights it's attached to reactivate.
December 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Twitter is a feedback loop of mutual hormesis. The secret sauce is people making each other just ever so slightly uncomfortable and responding to their discomfort by making up a guy in their head to blame the discomfort on. Then, slowly, the guys become real. Guyogenesis.
radiation hormesis has entered the chat
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
radiation hormesis has entered the chat
grass hormesis
same for other metrics: 'touch grass' is cute and jabby, but really it implies a certain speed of healing. a sudden boop of being okay
what we really want to think about is grass /exposure/, and the grass:internet exposure ratios, because they would charge and fade inversely
what we really want to think about is grass /exposure/, and the grass:internet exposure ratios, because they would charge and fade inversely
May 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
grass hormesis
Boost your testosterone with radio-hormesis. The woke left FDA wants to cancel this “dangerous” ancient technique. AI tells you where to apply our glow-in-the-light ointment
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Boost your testosterone with radio-hormesis. The woke left FDA wants to cancel this “dangerous” ancient technique. AI tells you where to apply our glow-in-the-light ointment
THIS FILLS ME WITH RAGE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THE HORMESIS PEOPLE HAVE SOME POWER AND THIS IS REAL CLOSE TO MY "DRIVEN MAD BY EVENTS" LINE!
Sayonara ALARA.
The NRC is proposing removing the "As Low As Reasonably Achievable" standard from their rules for radiation exposure.
The DOE removed the standard about six months ago.
www.nrc.gov/docs/ML2618/...
The NRC is proposing removing the "As Low As Reasonably Achievable" standard from their rules for radiation exposure.
The DOE removed the standard about six months ago.
www.nrc.gov/docs/ML2618/...
July 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
THIS FILLS ME WITH RAGE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THE HORMESIS PEOPLE HAVE SOME POWER AND THIS IS REAL CLOSE TO MY "DRIVEN MAD BY EVENTS" LINE!
USA government granting any modicum of power to radiation hormesis conspiracy theorists is the next scourging of my soul, it would seem.
The US Nuclear Regulatory Commission may soon loosen radiation exposure safety standards at nuclear plants and operations. Experts warn the general public would be unsafe.
@lesleymmblume.bsky.social and @chloeshrager.bsky.social report below.
@lesleymmblume.bsky.social and @chloeshrager.bsky.social report below.
Trump's new radiation exposure limits could be 'catastrophic' for women and girls
“It’s an attack on the science and the policy behind radiation protection of people and the environment that has been in place for decades,” says radiologist Kimberly Applegate, a former chair of the radiological protection in medicine committee of the International Commission on Radiological Protection.
thebulletin.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
USA government granting any modicum of power to radiation hormesis conspiracy theorists is the next scourging of my soul, it would seem.
It is always morally correct to throw radiation hormesis cranks into the sea.
June 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It is always morally correct to throw radiation hormesis cranks into the sea.
I've been using hormesis which is at least differently buzzwordy, in a less "lebanese" direction if you catch my drift
July 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I've been using hormesis which is at least differently buzzwordy, in a less "lebanese" direction if you catch my drift
reminder that there was a time when they were literally selling radium soft drinks in the USA that were so toxic that the biggest fan of the brand had to be buried in a lead coffin because of how much radiation poisoning he got from them and this death led to the FDA regulations that exist now
June 30, 2024 at 3:20 PM
reminder that there was a time when they were literally selling radium soft drinks in the USA that were so toxic that the biggest fan of the brand had to be buried in a lead coffin because of how much radiation poisoning he got from them and this death led to the FDA regulations that exist now
More and more people are talking about radiation hormesis.
February 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
More and more people are talking about radiation hormesis.
Marty, why are you tempting the Hormesis Dipshits? I specifically told them to fuck off in the post.
July 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Marty, why are you tempting the Hormesis Dipshits? I specifically told them to fuck off in the post.
i'm hormesis the great
September 16, 2026 at 7:40 AM
i'm hormesis the great
And if you decide now is the ideal time to argue about ALARA, the Linear-No Threshold Hypothesis, or heaven forbid, hormesis you are going directly to the cursed nether realms far from the light of my wit and wisdom.
January 23, 2024 at 3:27 AM
And if you decide now is the ideal time to argue about ALARA, the Linear-No Threshold Hypothesis, or heaven forbid, hormesis you are going directly to the cursed nether realms far from the light of my wit and wisdom.
…this is up there with giving the hormesis people power in terms of a Red Line of Madness for me.
Corrupt, greedy, racist ghouls and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] for this alone.
Corrupt, greedy, racist ghouls and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] for this alone.
There was an era not too long ago when the White House publicly promoting tobacco products would've been seen as a faux pas
July 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
…this is up there with giving the hormesis people power in terms of a Red Line of Madness for me.
Corrupt, greedy, racist ghouls and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] for this alone.
Corrupt, greedy, racist ghouls and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] for this alone.
As soon as you read ‘hormesis’ in a scientific paper, you really should close the tab.
Opponents of nuclear safety love to scuttle the line between public and occupational exposure.
bsky.app/profile/funr...
Opponents of nuclear safety love to scuttle the line between public and occupational exposure.
bsky.app/profile/funr...
July 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
As soon as you read ‘hormesis’ in a scientific paper, you really should close the tab.
Opponents of nuclear safety love to scuttle the line between public and occupational exposure.
bsky.app/profile/funr...
Opponents of nuclear safety love to scuttle the line between public and occupational exposure.
bsky.app/profile/funr...
Radiation hormesis is homeopathy adjacent. It is in the same family of bullshit.
January 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Radiation hormesis is homeopathy adjacent. It is in the same family of bullshit.
marcus aurelius slept on hard boards
not to yuck ppl yums here productwise but "being woken up by a noise is psychically damaging" is too far for me personally. hormesis threshold has to be higher than that
not to yuck ppl yums here productwise but "being woken up by a noise is psychically damaging" is too far for me personally. hormesis threshold has to be higher than that
July 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
marcus aurelius slept on hard boards
not to yuck ppl yums here productwise but "being woken up by a noise is psychically damaging" is too far for me personally. hormesis threshold has to be higher than that
not to yuck ppl yums here productwise but "being woken up by a noise is psychically damaging" is too far for me personally. hormesis threshold has to be higher than that
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Radiation hormesis - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
April 27, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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Gold jacket, green jacket who gives a shit??
.. when you have a green AND gold jacket?
My dad the hall of fame baller.
*photo cred Hormesis Paintball
.. when you have a green AND gold jacket?
My dad the hall of fame baller.
*photo cred Hormesis Paintball
March 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Gold jacket, green jacket who gives a shit??
.. when you have a green AND gold jacket?
My dad the hall of fame baller.
*photo cred Hormesis Paintball
.. when you have a green AND gold jacket?
My dad the hall of fame baller.
*photo cred Hormesis Paintball
Exposure to mild #HeatStress can promote stress resilience & healthy aging ("heat hormesis"). siusylvialee.bsky.social &co characterize #transcriptomic & #chromatin accessibility changes during heat #hormesis in #Celegans, identifying several novel regulators @plosbiology.org 🧪 plos.io/4cJFEa9
February 23, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Exposure to mild #HeatStress can promote stress resilience & healthy aging ("heat hormesis"). siusylvialee.bsky.social &co characterize #transcriptomic & #chromatin accessibility changes during heat #hormesis in #Celegans, identifying several novel regulators @plosbiology.org 🧪 plos.io/4cJFEa9