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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
All my homies hate Tim Hortons
dexerto.bsky.social Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · Jul 28
Tim Hortons is launching a Harry Potter-themed menu that even comes with a Golden Snitch holder

It includes Golden Snitch Timbits, Hogwarts House donuts, and a Patronus drink that changes color with a stir wand
July 28, 2026 at 7:55 PM
docvalentine.sevensided.net
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tim hortons, a brazilian coffee chain masquerading as a canadian tradition, threatining to reveal the magic of harry potter
August 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
laracroftbarbie.bsky.social
i went to tim hortons and was greeted by the armies of heaven in the sky outside
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 PM
dimwitdog.bsky.social
Dim Hortons

#furryart
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June 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
damnyouwillis.bsky.social
I'm at the
I'm at the Tim Hortons
I'm at the combination Tim Hortons
April 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
lululover4.bsky.social
Fuck you Tim Hortons
August 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
overlysarcastic.bsky.social
showing up to the dashcon guillotining 30 minutes late with tim hortons -R
Red and Blue posing in front of the dashcon guillotine with Tim Hortons Iced Capps
August 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
thebeaverton.com
New Tim Hortons pizza made with 100% Canadian cardboard
New Tim Hortons pizza made with 100% Canadian cardboard
OAKVILLE, ON - Heralding its new offerings as the culmination of nine years of intense laboratory research, Tim Hortons president Axel Schwan proudly announced that the franchise’s new lineup of pizza...
thebeaverton.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
nutedawn.bsky.social
sir this is a Tim Hortons
sarobertson.bsky.social Scott Robertson @sarobertson.bsky.social · Mar 3
POILIEVRE: "Canada and the United Kingdom share language, culture, parliamentary government, and most important of all, folklore, including the possibly fictional legend of Robin Hood. And by the way I don't mean the medieval Marxist of 20th century retellings."
March 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
amandawtwong.bsky.social
TIM HORTONS KOREA IS DOING AN ANNE OF GREEN GABLES COLLABORATION?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELL. WHY DON'T WE GET THIS, WE'RE ACTUALLY CANADIAN.
TIM HORTONS KOREA IS DOING AN ANNE OF GREEN GABLES COLLABORATION?!?!?!
March 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
rincewind.run
someone get this woman some Tim Hortons immediately
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Apr 29
Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
April 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
los-los.bsky.social
Pepto in Canada is called Tummy Hortons.
July 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
thebeaverton.com
Tim Hortons issues recall after bagels made without burnt edges
Tim Hortons issues recall after bagels made without burnt edges
CANADA - Tim Hortons issued a recall today for dozens of their toasted bagels that were sold without their signature burnt edges. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency has classified the affected bagels...
www.thebeaverton.com
March 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
ruh-roh.bsky.social
☕ c h e e r s 🍩
Tim Hortons Costume Party Fun
Alt: Tim Hortons Costume Party Fun
static.klipy.com
September 27, 2026 at 12:27 PM
squeakitties.bsky.social
tim hortons honey crullers have always been there for me
July 22, 2026 at 2:35 PM
blakeshaffer.bsky.social
Bugs Bunny in Canada at Tim Hortons
ALT: Bugs Bunny in Canada at Tim Hortons
static.klipy.com
August 22, 2026 at 4:40 AM
thebeaverton.com
New Tim Hortons pizza made with 100% Canadian cardboard
New Tim Hortons pizza made with 100% Canadian cardboard
OAKVILLE, ON - Heralding its new offerings as the culmination of nine years of intense laboratory research, Tim Hortons president Axel Schwan proudly announced that the franchise’s new lineup of pizza...
thebeaverton.com
October 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Most Canadians believe that their country should remain an independent, sovereign nation. But at this Claresholm Tim Hortons, they aren't so sure.
March 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
thebeaverton.com
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell's customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
TORONTO - Following the news that a top Campbell’s executive was fired after being caught on microphone calling the company’s soups “shit for poor people”, Tim Hortons have released a statement remind...
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November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
geofferygeoff.bsky.social
Tim Hortons chilli !!
February 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
zhugeex.com
They have Tim Hortons esports themed coffee shops in China btw.
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
thebeaverton.com
Hastily drawn Tim Hortons Smile Cookie pleads for death at hand of cruel creator
Hastily drawn Tim Hortons Smile Cookie pleads for death at hand of cruel creator
COBURG, ON - With the end of Tim Hortons Smile Cookie Week approaching, one cookie in particular cried out for the sweet release of death after being drawn quickly by an employee during the lunch rush...
www.thebeaverton.com
April 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
thebeaverton.com
Laval Tim Hortons shockingly awarded three Michelin stars for flatbread pizza
Laval Tim Hortons shockingly awarded three Michelin stars for flatbread pizza
Laval, Quebec - Michelin announced today that it is awarding three stars to a Tim Hortons in Laval for the “culinary divinity that is their flatbread pizza”.
www.thebeaverton.com
June 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
thebeaverton.com
Tim Hortons issues recall after bagels made without burnt edges
March 22, 2026 at 1:07 PM