Courage fails housebreaking lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Courage fails housebreaking lol
Burglar says asking occupants for use permission would 'kill' the housebreaking industry.
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October 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Burglar says asking occupants for use permission would 'kill' the housebreaking industry.
I keep talking to dog owners who take spectacularly bad advice re: housebreaking. Generally , housebreaking is not difficult, it’s just brutal… for the human.
-Take them outside every 1-2 hours
-When they go, throw a party and give treats
-Repeat. Yes at 2 am
Douglas approves
-Take them outside every 1-2 hours
-When they go, throw a party and give treats
-Repeat. Yes at 2 am
Douglas approves
August 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I keep talking to dog owners who take spectacularly bad advice re: housebreaking. Generally , housebreaking is not difficult, it’s just brutal… for the human.
-Take them outside every 1-2 hours
-When they go, throw a party and give treats
-Repeat. Yes at 2 am
Douglas approves
-Take them outside every 1-2 hours
-When they go, throw a party and give treats
-Repeat. Yes at 2 am
Douglas approves
Dogs are toddlers, cats are roommmates
You: Here is the cat box
Cat: k, thx
That’s cat housebreaking
You: Here is the cat box
Cat: k, thx
That’s cat housebreaking
August 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Dogs are toddlers, cats are roommmates
You: Here is the cat box
Cat: k, thx
That’s cat housebreaking
You: Here is the cat box
Cat: k, thx
That’s cat housebreaking
Donkeys belong in diapers! No point in housebreaking a farm animal
September 12, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Donkeys belong in diapers! No point in housebreaking a farm animal
obviously forcing Rules on a girl can be its own pleasure. but I'm not talking about housebreaking, here. I'm talking about girls who crave a stern hand on their bridle. girls who become more when they are less - who shine brighter and brighter, the more things in life are taken from them
January 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
obviously forcing Rules on a girl can be its own pleasure. but I'm not talking about housebreaking, here. I'm talking about girls who crave a stern hand on their bridle. girls who become more when they are less - who shine brighter and brighter, the more things in life are taken from them
Human potty training: 🙅♂️ not for me, ageplay icks me out
Puppy housebreaking: absolutely GOATed, playful, so much fun to be had, fukcin. Woof
Puppy housebreaking: absolutely GOATed, playful, so much fun to be had, fukcin. Woof
May 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Human potty training: 🙅♂️ not for me, ageplay icks me out
Puppy housebreaking: absolutely GOATed, playful, so much fun to be had, fukcin. Woof
Puppy housebreaking: absolutely GOATed, playful, so much fun to be had, fukcin. Woof
Southampton are the idiots who get caught and do a bit of time for some housebreaking. Man City are the white collar fraudsters who get day release from an open prison.
May 20, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Southampton are the idiots who get caught and do a bit of time for some housebreaking. Man City are the white collar fraudsters who get day release from an open prison.
Housebreaking your puppygirl can be hard work! Don’t stress yourself out with it! Just keep her in diapers where she belongs! If she was meant to be potty trained, she would be by now.
If she’s already potty trained, well, there are ways of fixing that…
If she’s already potty trained, well, there are ways of fixing that…
December 29, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Housebreaking your puppygirl can be hard work! Don’t stress yourself out with it! Just keep her in diapers where she belongs! If she was meant to be potty trained, she would be by now.
If she’s already potty trained, well, there are ways of fixing that…
If she’s already potty trained, well, there are ways of fixing that…
TeruVash Week 2024
Housebreaking
(He thinks he accomplished the goal by climbing out. He did not)
Housebreaking
(He thinks he accomplished the goal by climbing out. He did not)
October 18, 2024 at 12:23 PM
TeruVash Week 2024
Housebreaking
(He thinks he accomplished the goal by climbing out. He did not)
Housebreaking
(He thinks he accomplished the goal by climbing out. He did not)
Housebreaking your Puppygirl🤍~
June 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Housebreaking your Puppygirl🤍~
Buggery, housebreaking and theft.
March 27, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Buggery, housebreaking and theft.
Tfw your son brings home an eldritch horror and opens with "It followed me home, can i keep it?"
Okay son, but I'm not housebreaking that.
Okay son, but I'm not housebreaking that.
August 31, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Tfw your son brings home an eldritch horror and opens with "It followed me home, can i keep it?"
Okay son, but I'm not housebreaking that.
Okay son, but I'm not housebreaking that.
Well Bluesky, we had a lot of laughs tonight, but remember: there's nothing funny about housebreaking a leprechaun.
July 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Well Bluesky, we had a lot of laughs tonight, but remember: there's nothing funny about housebreaking a leprechaun.
My second cigar since moving to Daytona Beach. Housebreaking the puppy has turned into a full-time job. Need a boy to walk him for me sometimes.
January 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My second cigar since moving to Daytona Beach. Housebreaking the puppy has turned into a full-time job. Need a boy to walk him for me sometimes.
Update: the dog I describe below arrives at my house from Arkansas on Sunday. Not certain about the housebreaking, am certain about the disappointment. Gonna show this dude what a happy and loving home is all about.
Jill asked what kind of dog I’d like to foster. I said ideally a small dog with good bathroom habits and social skills who is disappointed with how the world has worked out thus far.
I could vibe with a dog like that.
I could vibe with a dog like that.
November 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Update: the dog I describe below arrives at my house from Arkansas on Sunday. Not certain about the housebreaking, am certain about the disappointment. Gonna show this dude what a happy and loving home is all about.
NOVA Pets Alive
4094 Majestic Ln.
#138
Fairfax, VA 22030
Astro, one of our universe puppies, is the smallest of the litter. Now over 3 mos and loves dogs, cats and kids! He’s doing amazing with housebreaking, sleeps through the night in his puppy pen, and just mastered ‘sit’.
novapetsalive.org/adopt
4094 Majestic Ln.
#138
Fairfax, VA 22030
Astro, one of our universe puppies, is the smallest of the litter. Now over 3 mos and loves dogs, cats and kids! He’s doing amazing with housebreaking, sleeps through the night in his puppy pen, and just mastered ‘sit’.
novapetsalive.org/adopt
March 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
NOVA Pets Alive
4094 Majestic Ln.
#138
Fairfax, VA 22030
Astro, one of our universe puppies, is the smallest of the litter. Now over 3 mos and loves dogs, cats and kids! He’s doing amazing with housebreaking, sleeps through the night in his puppy pen, and just mastered ‘sit’.
novapetsalive.org/adopt
4094 Majestic Ln.
#138
Fairfax, VA 22030
Astro, one of our universe puppies, is the smallest of the litter. Now over 3 mos and loves dogs, cats and kids! He’s doing amazing with housebreaking, sleeps through the night in his puppy pen, and just mastered ‘sit’.
novapetsalive.org/adopt
Getting the buffalo is easy. It’s the housebreaking that’s hard.
August 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Getting the buffalo is easy. It’s the housebreaking that’s hard.
Oh cool, new method of casing homes for future housebreaking ventures
May 29, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Oh cool, new method of casing homes for future housebreaking ventures
look, if yall adopt these foster puppies I promise not to tell anyone they don't have any retriever in them when you refer to their housebreaking errors as "lab leaks"
May 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
look, if yall adopt these foster puppies I promise not to tell anyone they don't have any retriever in them when you refer to their housebreaking errors as "lab leaks"
housebreaking my dumbass puppygirl by clicker training her to do job applications
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
housebreaking my dumbass puppygirl by clicker training her to do job applications
What we are going to be working on during the foster period: leash walking, housebreaking, and crate training, because he’s been on a chain in a yard his whole life 😡 he hasn’t had much in the way of instruction
But this is pretty close to optimal for a start. You really never know with fosters.
But this is pretty close to optimal for a start. You really never know with fosters.
February 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What we are going to be working on during the foster period: leash walking, housebreaking, and crate training, because he’s been on a chain in a yard his whole life 😡 he hasn’t had much in the way of instruction
But this is pretty close to optimal for a start. You really never know with fosters.
But this is pretty close to optimal for a start. You really never know with fosters.