Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.
January 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.
Scientists at RAND warn that H5N1 bird flu poses increasing risks in the U.S., with human cases of unknown origin and widespread animal transmission.
They stress the urgent need for nationwide measures to prevent a potential mutation enabling human-to-human transmission.
They stress the urgent need for nationwide measures to prevent a potential mutation enabling human-to-human transmission.
December 25, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Scientists at RAND warn that H5N1 bird flu poses increasing risks in the U.S., with human cases of unknown origin and widespread animal transmission.
They stress the urgent need for nationwide measures to prevent a potential mutation enabling human-to-human transmission.
They stress the urgent need for nationwide measures to prevent a potential mutation enabling human-to-human transmission.
September 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
A wild animal approaches a human with no fear, no fight, just quiet curiosity on camera.
October 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
A wild animal approaches a human with no fear, no fight, just quiet curiosity on camera.
wild animal eats phone right out of human hand
September 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
wild animal eats phone right out of human hand
Human = Animal. Humanimal. Very interesting. Las Vegas.
January 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Human = Animal. Humanimal. Very interesting. Las Vegas.
What I hate is seeing a random video of animal control rescuing two abandoned dogs and thinking how sad it is that human left them behind, then finding out a few days later that it was ICE that left them there to die after stealing their human family.
June 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
What I hate is seeing a random video of animal control rescuing two abandoned dogs and thinking how sad it is that human left them behind, then finding out a few days later that it was ICE that left them there to die after stealing their human family.
I have three degrees that address human-shark interactions, invented the field of human-shark studies, and run the largest social science lab on human-shark studies in the world.
This is animal harassment.
This is animal harassment.
April 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I have three degrees that address human-shark interactions, invented the field of human-shark studies, and run the largest social science lab on human-shark studies in the world.
This is animal harassment.
This is animal harassment.
New in @science.org ‼️ In the most comprehensive study to date, we show that wildlife trade is driving animal-to-human zoonotic spillover at a planetary scale, with +1 spillover per host every 10 years. Live animal markets and illegal trade pose even greater risks. 🔓 www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
April 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
New in @science.org ‼️ In the most comprehensive study to date, we show that wildlife trade is driving animal-to-human zoonotic spillover at a planetary scale, with +1 spillover per host every 10 years. Live animal markets and illegal trade pose even greater risks. 🔓 www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
McArdle is a loathsome human being. An animal.
This level of apologia (from Megan McArdle in a podcast with Josh Barro and Ross Douthat) is fucking appalling. Idk what else there is to say.
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
McArdle is a loathsome human being. An animal.
It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to animal. 🦒 🐈🐕🦺🐇🦊🐿️
May 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to animal. 🦒 🐈🐕🦺🐇🦊🐿️
Crime is impossible to eradicate completely because the human mind came from the ape, a murderous animal.
September 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Crime is impossible to eradicate completely because the human mind came from the ape, a murderous animal.
if you meet an animal that's older than you (non-human), you must pay it respect
March 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
if you meet an animal that's older than you (non-human), you must pay it respect
putting anyone who says human ears + animal ears is a sin onto a block list 😈
October 21, 2024 at 6:09 PM
putting anyone who says human ears + animal ears is a sin onto a block list 😈
We still have animal cruelty laws even if we don't consider them human.
October 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
We still have animal cruelty laws even if we don't consider them human.
Human version of animal hoarders
July 26, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Human version of animal hoarders
As a kid when playing with toys that were a human riding their animal friend, who else immediately threw the human in the bin and played with just the animal
February 26, 2026 at 1:27 AM
As a kid when playing with toys that were a human riding their animal friend, who else immediately threw the human in the bin and played with just the animal
The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.
August 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.
"I helped!" meowed Wendy.
Security camera catches cat dropping mouse into human family's dinner
Animal rescuers in California shared security camera stills showing the moment a foster kitten spiced up her human family's dinner with a dead mouse.
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October 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"I helped!" meowed Wendy.
Blanche was also a villager in my town
November 17, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Blanche was also a villager in my town
BREAKING: Bird Flu Hospitalizes Two More in U.S. as Human Cases Rise Slowly, Animal Infections Accelerate.
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
BREAKING: Bird Flu Hospitalizes Two More in U.S. as Human Cases Rise Slowly, Animal Infections Accelerate.
Last month in The Onion:
April 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Last month in The Onion:
you have to be an animal. you can still be human if you need to for whatever reason but you need to be an animal sometimes
August 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
you have to be an animal. you can still be human if you need to for whatever reason but you need to be an animal sometimes
In the animal kingdom they abandon their weak and dimwitted in US human society we keep allowing them to get politically elected and appointed.
May 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
In the animal kingdom they abandon their weak and dimwitted in US human society we keep allowing them to get politically elected and appointed.