#Hurzeler
Hurzeler is in full deflection mode, silly little twat
March 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Watching David Attenborough’s pre historic planet and Fabian Hurzeler makes an appearance
March 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Fuck Brighton. Fuck Fabian Hurzeler. Up the Arsenal. Up The Nottingham Forest.

HUGE NIGHT! ❤️
March 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Who’s coming to my Hurzeler sacking party?
April 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Seven? Hurzeler should walk tonight.
February 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Expected weasel off the charts with Hurzeler.
March 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
for those interested, piero hincapie shushing fabian hurzeler
hincapie is a gooner. he is all of us
March 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Bei der Geburt getrennt.
June 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
EAT SHIT, HURZELER
March 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
A very pleasant fuck you to Fabian Hurzeler.
March 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Another way to say this:
Absolutely fuck Fabian Hurzeler
I'm all for patience, but it's felt like Hürzeler has escaped critique to a surprising degree. They didn't have an interesting, speculative summer — they had the *highest transfer spend in the world*. Now in ninth.
April 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This Hurzeler headloss is going to feed my family for generations. He’s absolutely pissed his pants and revealed himself for the weasel he really is.
March 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
hincapie is a gooner. he is all of us
March 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Premier League em agosto:

Melhor jogador: Erling Haaland
Melhor treinador: Fabian Hurzeler
September 13, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I have a present for Fabian Hurzeler
March 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Free-scoring Brighton harried and hustled Arsenal into submission. Now Hurzeler might start getting the credit he deserves www.nytimes.com/athletic/760...
This was Hurzeler-ball. And it was fabulous
Free-scoring Brighton harried and hustled Arsenal into submission. Now Hurzeler might start getting the credit he deserves
www.nytimes.com
September 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I’m excited for Hurzeler to get sacked this summer.
April 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Fabian Hurzeler: There was only one team who tried to play football today
March 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Alles Gute zum 31. Geburtstag, lieber Fabian Hürzeler! 💐
February 26, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Hang the screengrab of Piero Hincapie shushing Fabien Hurzeler in the Louvre.
March 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
"Whilst most Brighton fans celebrated Hurzeler being named Premier League Manager of the Month, my first thought was oh ****, here comes The Curse, that is #BHAFC not winning a game in October then"

Anyway, congratulations to Herr Hurzeler: www.wearebrighton.com/newsopinion/...
October 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Der FC St. Pauli verlängert den Vertrag mit Fabian Hürzeler. 🤝🏴‍☠️
Der FC St. Pauli verlängert den Vertrag mit Fabian Hürzeler - FC St. Pauli
Die Tinte ist trocken ☠ Der FC St. Pauli und Cheftrainer Fabian Hürzeler haben sich auf eine Vertragsverlängerung geeinigt ⚽ Hier alle Infos!
www.fcstpauli.com
March 8, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Das war wirklich großartig.
Ich hab damals gehofft auf ne 'being Fabian Hürzeler' Fortsetzung.
October 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Fabian Hurzeler has been named Premier League Manager of the Month for September.
The Premier League Manager of the Month nominees for September:
Fabian Hurzeler
Andoni Iraola
Enzo Maresca
October 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM