Elon hears there’s a blue Texas attorney general. He shouts “You’ll never catch me, copper!” and jumps into a hyperloop car that enters a tunnel and starts driving away at 6 mph
November 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Elon hears there’s a blue Texas attorney general. He shouts “You’ll never catch me, copper!” and jumps into a hyperloop car that enters a tunnel and starts driving away at 6 mph
"Why build a train, when the Hyperloop is coming?"
The pronouncements of AI companies aren't just marketing hype, they're attempts at self-fulfilling prophecy. If you convince all the would-be radiologists that the profession is about to be vaporized by chatbots, those people will not study radiology.
November 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
"Why build a train, when the Hyperloop is coming?"
• Hyperloop from SF to LA
• Fully autonomous robotaxis
• Martian colony
• NY-Shanghai rocket travel
• Tesla solar roofs
• Republican House and Senate
• Fully autonomous robotaxis
• Martian colony
• NY-Shanghai rocket travel
• Tesla solar roofs
• Republican House and Senate
November 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
• Hyperloop from SF to LA
• Fully autonomous robotaxis
• Martian colony
• NY-Shanghai rocket travel
• Tesla solar roofs
• Republican House and Senate
• Fully autonomous robotaxis
• Martian colony
• NY-Shanghai rocket travel
• Tesla solar roofs
• Republican House and Senate
Noen burde selge den mannen en hyperloop, ASAP! Før en annen techbro gjengjengjenoppfinner toget igjen igjen
November 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Noen burde selge den mannen en hyperloop, ASAP! Før en annen techbro gjengjengjenoppfinner toget igjen igjen
It didn’t cover the hyperloop, the boring company, or his stupid submarine idea and harassment of that diver.
November 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It didn’t cover the hyperloop, the boring company, or his stupid submarine idea and harassment of that diver.
i read the hyperloop white paper in 2013 or so. enlightening how dumb he is
November 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
i read the hyperloop white paper in 2013 or so. enlightening how dumb he is
Hyperloop is no more alone in its deep, cold grave.
Tesla announced the death of the Cybertruck, its angular, norm-shattering pickup, on Friday. Feelings about the sci-fi stainless-steel origami shark on wheels, laden with tons of cultural baggage, run deep. nyti.ms/4iHqRyf
November 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Hyperloop is no more alone in its deep, cold grave.
Travelling at high speed in a capsule through vacuum tubes? It might just be possible soon after all: Hardt Hyperloop, founded by students in Delft, is making a fresh start following its bankruptcy in March.
Hardt Hyperloop makes a restart - Delta
Hardt Hyperloop is making a restart following a multi-million dollar investment from the United States. In March, the court in The Hague declared bankruptcy
delta.tudelft.nl
November 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Travelling at high speed in a capsule through vacuum tubes? It might just be possible soon after all: Hardt Hyperloop, founded by students in Delft, is making a fresh start following its bankruptcy in March.
there will still be hyperloop videos at least
November 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
there will still be hyperloop videos at least
Rolling head
The Hopper
Hyperloop
Tram
The Hover
The Grounder
The steamer
The Hopper
Hyperloop
Tram
The Hover
The Grounder
The steamer
November 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Rolling head
The Hopper
Hyperloop
Tram
The Hover
The Grounder
The steamer
The Hopper
Hyperloop
Tram
The Hover
The Grounder
The steamer
Who would have thought that the genius that brought us the Hyperloop would produce such a failure of a car?
November 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Who would have thought that the genius that brought us the Hyperloop would produce such a failure of a car?
Delftse studenten juichen doorstart hyperloop in Veendam toe: 'Die baan is ons voorbeeld'
Delftse studenten juichen doorstart hyperloop in Veendam toe: 'Die baan is ons voorbeeld'
Vlak voordat het nieuws over de miljoeneninjectie en doorstart van Hardt Hyperloop in Veendam deze week naar buiten kwam, zocht studententeam Delft Hyperloop – zonder daarvan af te weten – contact met de redactie van RTV Noord. Een toevallige timing, maar wel een die aantoont dat het geloof in de futuristische zweeftrein springlevend is.
www.rtvnoord.nl
November 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Delftse studenten juichen doorstart hyperloop in Veendam toe: 'Die baan is ons voorbeeld'
Replace the Hyperloop with whatever the hell this is
November 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Replace the Hyperloop with whatever the hell this is
capitalism has no interest in fixing the roads or giving you reliable tools or entertainments.
it incentives useless culture war bullshit that will enrich one individual and create no lasting good. a hyperloop tunnell isn't a bridge, it won't survive musk's death, if it survives that long.
it incentives useless culture war bullshit that will enrich one individual and create no lasting good. a hyperloop tunnell isn't a bridge, it won't survive musk's death, if it survives that long.
November 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
capitalism has no interest in fixing the roads or giving you reliable tools or entertainments.
it incentives useless culture war bullshit that will enrich one individual and create no lasting good. a hyperloop tunnell isn't a bridge, it won't survive musk's death, if it survives that long.
it incentives useless culture war bullshit that will enrich one individual and create no lasting good. a hyperloop tunnell isn't a bridge, it won't survive musk's death, if it survives that long.
It's certainly no Hyperloop.
November 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It's certainly no Hyperloop.
This sounds like Hyperloop Pt 2, Which is Springfield Monorail Pt Infinity.
November 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This sounds like Hyperloop Pt 2, Which is Springfield Monorail Pt Infinity.
He’s just been driving in the world’s longest hyperloop
BREAKING: Elon Musk actually has not tweeted for 11 hours
November 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
He’s just been driving in the world’s longest hyperloop
Anybody sad bc we won’t get to enjoy new Defector blogs roasting them anymore, don’t worry, the hyperloop still “exists”
November 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Anybody sad bc we won’t get to enjoy new Defector blogs roasting them anymore, don’t worry, the hyperloop still “exists”
another great investment by the not so genius nazi - joins the hyperloop and the cybertruck
“Together, through Mr. Musk’s direct donations or through America PAC’s disclosed spending, he has spent about $212 million to support Mr. Paxton…another $12.3 million to Texas political groups this cycle, meaning his total bill for Texas efforts is currently about $224 million.” — @nytimes.com
Elon Musk Spends $474 Million on the 2026 Midterm Elections
Never before has a single ultrawealthy person who was not running for office spent this much during a single election cycle.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
another great investment by the not so genius nazi - joins the hyperloop and the cybertruck
The thing to remember is that Elon talks out of his ass a lot. Remember the Hyperloop bullshit in CA, plus him digging all those tunnels in LA and Vegas.
He's a conman.
He's a conman.
November 5, 2026 at 11:28 AM
The thing to remember is that Elon talks out of his ass a lot. Remember the Hyperloop bullshit in CA, plus him digging all those tunnels in LA and Vegas.
He's a conman.
He's a conman.
Op hoge snelheid in een capsule door vacuümbuizen reizen? Het kan misschien straks toch: het door Delftse studenten opgerichte Hardt Hyperloop maakt na het faillissement in maart een doorstart.
Hardt Hyperloop maakt doorstart - Delta
Hardt Hyperloop maakt een doorstart na een miljoeneninvestering uit de Verenigde Staten. De rechtbank Den Haag sprak in maart het faillissement uit over het
delta.tudelft.nl
November 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Op hoge snelheid in een capsule door vacuümbuizen reizen? Het kan misschien straks toch: het door Delftse studenten opgerichte Hardt Hyperloop maakt na het faillissement in maart een doorstart.
I only simp for hyperloop now, public transport is socialism
November 8, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I only simp for hyperloop now, public transport is socialism
Guys, how are you still covering this scientifically stupid nonsense? This is like covering Hyperloop in 2026.
It won't work. Basics (ok, mid complexity) physics makes it a non-starter in 6 ways, and 6 insane sci fi level breakthroughs would be needed .
Stop giving this weird fantasy attention.
It won't work. Basics (ok, mid complexity) physics makes it a non-starter in 6 ways, and 6 insane sci fi level breakthroughs would be needed .
Stop giving this weird fantasy attention.
November 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Guys, how are you still covering this scientifically stupid nonsense? This is like covering Hyperloop in 2026.
It won't work. Basics (ok, mid complexity) physics makes it a non-starter in 6 ways, and 6 insane sci fi level breakthroughs would be needed .
Stop giving this weird fantasy attention.
It won't work. Basics (ok, mid complexity) physics makes it a non-starter in 6 ways, and 6 insane sci fi level breakthroughs would be needed .
Stop giving this weird fantasy attention.
Och att det är en värld som är en grön paradox då den har saker som förarlösa elbilar, lättillgänglig grön energi och fantastisk kollektivtrafik i form av Hyperloop, men också fullständig ekologisk kollaps.
November 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Och att det är en värld som är en grön paradox då den har saker som förarlösa elbilar, lättillgänglig grön energi och fantastisk kollektivtrafik i form av Hyperloop, men också fullständig ekologisk kollaps.