#ICEFACTS
FACT: ICE agents wear a mask to hide facial herpes #ICEFACTS
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
FACT: 1/3rd of ICE agents have CSAM on their phones #ICEFACTS
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
FACT: At least 65% of ICE agents think sexually pleasuring a woman would make them homosexual. #ICEFACTS
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
A group of ICE agents is called a treason. #ICEfacts
January 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
FACT: 69% of ICE agents have sexually assaulted a farm animal because "It was asking for it." #ICEFACTS
a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Every ICE agent will never be known for anything but being a coward. #ICEfacts
July 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
An ICE agent's pupils don't dilate, they pupate. #ICEfacts
June 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The Trump administration is planning to go through all of your social media. That does not mean you should back off! That is what dictators want you to do. We need to tell the truth over and over again. Here are some basic facts -

www.whatdo-wedonow.com/icefacts
Ice Facts — What do we do now?
www.whatdo-wedonow.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
When an ICE agent larva matures to full size, it sheds its tactical gear at the nearest hardware store to feed on innocent prey. #ICEfacts
August 4, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Remember to not feed stray ICE agents you see on the street. They will multiply quickly and do their signature hunting technique as a pack: entrapment. #ICEfacts
July 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
ICE agents use bendy straws for snorkeling. #ICEfacts
May 18, 2026 at 3:56 PM
ICE agents release their starter pokemon. #ICEfacts
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Ever seen ice burn or explode? 🔥🧊

You’re about to learn some seriously cool facts about ice that most people have no idea about.

Check it out: facts.chikicha.com/10-fun-facts...

#FunFacts #IceFacts #ScienceFacts #Curiosity #LearnEveryday #Knowledge #AmazingFacts
April 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
An ICE agent can use half of its brain at a time when needed while letting the other half of their brain sleep. They do this from the time they are juveniles until forever. #ICEfacts
June 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Every ICE agent tribe is governed by a chief rapist. #ICEfacts
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
An ICE agent's worst fear is human rights. #ICEfacts
January 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
An ICE agent will often get confused on its own in the wild and bury random household objects. #ICEfacts
March 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
OR they are hiding a nazi/white nationalist tattoo! #ICEFACTS

bsky.app/profile/bsky...
I’m just going to assume that every masked ICE/CBP agent is using their mask to cover a Nazi/white nationalist tattoo.
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.

If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
An ICE agent will instinctually flock to the nearest pedophile for food scraps in exchange for fervently defending the pedophile. In natural biology, we call this a symbiotic relationship, as both pedophiles and goons need each other in order to survive in the wild. #ICEfacts
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Studies of ICE agent anatomy reveal a lack of intestines, liver, stomach, or any internal organs needed for the digestion of food. Just no guts whatsoever. #ICEfacts
August 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
The "C." in the genus name C. ICE for ICE agents stands for "Coward," because cowardice is their most prominent trait. #ICEfacts
January 18, 2026 at 7:33 AM
An ICE agent hatches when a goose's egg is incubated at 86 degrees under the posterior of a Republican for anywhere between 4-7 months before releasing the ICE hatchlings back to their own kind. #ICEfacts
June 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
ICE agents, with their round spherical bodies, are the inspiration for the pokemon, spheal. Ken Sugimori said of the design: "What if ICE actually evolved into something useful?" #ICEfacts
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
In ICE agent mythology agents don't go to heaven, instead they go to the giant Epstein island in the sky and are ferried over to the other side with all their child brides by the goddess of trafficking, Ghislaine. #ICEfacts
May 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM