#IHateRunning
November 3, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I hate to say it but I think I need to add more r- 🤢 add more runn- 🤢 add more…..running to my workout program 🤮

#IHateRunning
June 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Running? I thought we agreed I was more of a horizontal lifestyle icon.

#ihaterunning #relatablehumor #morningstruggles #funnyllama #cartoonchaos #jessacreates
May 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Today's highspeed walkabout/with running splits was ... oof.
Felt harder than previous rounds. I did walk last week twice but not in the vest and not at speeds (Mom was with me on one so seemed rude to force her to haul ass).

Maybe it's that. #ihaterunning #cardio #walkabout #duespaid
a fuel gauge shows that the fuel tank is full
Alt: a fuel gauge showing a fuel tank rapidly sliding towards empty
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June 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Day 128: Embracing the 'I Hate Running' Winged Sneakers! 🏃‍♀️Today, I dusted off my iconic 'I Hate Running' winged sneakers as I hit the gym once more! Let's turn those feelings into fuel and soar through the workout. Here's to pushing limits and embracing the journey! 🎨 #IHateRunning #GymCreativity
May 8, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Spartan is almost here... I need to reach my target which is soooo close! Give me money... I mean the kittens, give the kittens money! #IHateRunning
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May 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
No shit Sherlock!!! I guess I need to go #BackToRunning. #IHateRunning, but #ImFat. Also, #ItsInMyGenes. I'm going to cry now, ok?
November 3, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Out for another run. I'm not a happy person at the moment. #ihaterunning
November 3, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Are you ready? Let's go. #WhyAmIDoingThisToMyself #MorningRun #iHateRunning #ImFat
November 3, 2024 at 1:46 AM
After two months, it's time to go back to it. Probably going to be hell, but I really need this. So, I'm out for the first (and short) run. I hate running, but I have missed spending my time at the Golden Gate Park.
#running #ihaterunning
November 3, 2024 at 1:32 AM
5 minutes of light stretching, light warm-up run, another 10 minutes of stretching, 45 min run, 10 minutes of deep stretching.
What do we say to the lord of shin splints? Not today.

#nopain #ihaterunning #cardio #exercise #NotToday
November 3, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Great news! I just jogged for a straight 5 min. And didn't die! #ihaterunning
March 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I just google'd my way to saving $10 on running shoes #sneakergame #jmar1academy0 #ihaterunning
February 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I hate running. I run out of spite. You can't tell me what to do, running. Eat shit and die. #Ihaterunning
May 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I just google'd my way to saving $10 on running shoes #sneakergame #jmar1academy0 #ihaterunning
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Let's do this.... #ihaterunning #detox #workgoals
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Let's do this.... #ihaterunning #detox #workgoals
February 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM