NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets https://theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling-to-improve-on-sexiness-of-regular-muppets/
September 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets https://theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling-to-improve-on-sexiness-of-regular-muppets/
How is Trump hoping to improve air safety?!
February 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
How is Trump hoping to improve air safety?!
BREAKING NEWS: This video will likely improve your day.
June 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS: This video will likely improve your day.
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
theonion.com
September 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
How does this improve your life?
A new statement from the White House makes it clear they’re going to reverse the Biden administration’s reforms on overdraft fees and blocking medical debt from being listed on credit reports.
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
How does this improve your life?
the book hype will continue until sales improve
May 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the book hype will continue until sales improve
And again, Seattle's Democratic Socialist Mayor is actually working to improve the lives of her constituents.
We banned rental junk fees! Starting July 1st, 2027, the price you see is the price you pay — no pet rent, no admin fees, no lease renewal fees. Step by step, we’re building an affordable Seattle. Thanks to City Attorney Evans and Councilmember Foster, and to the Stay Housed, Stay Healthy Coalition!
September 20, 2026 at 11:02 PM
And again, Seattle's Democratic Socialist Mayor is actually working to improve the lives of her constituents.
He’s always thinking about new ways to improve the lives of average Americans.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
He’s always thinking about new ways to improve the lives of average Americans.
Improve at the WHOLE process
July 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Improve at the WHOLE process
To improve efficiency we are replacing due process with "Just trust me bro"
April 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
To improve efficiency we are replacing due process with "Just trust me bro"
November 16, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Kendrick Lamar taking psychology at UCLA in order to improve his lyrics is absolutely terrifying
February 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Kendrick Lamar taking psychology at UCLA in order to improve his lyrics is absolutely terrifying
VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
Damn those Democrats and their sinister plot to…
improve people’s lives.
improve people’s lives.
August 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Damn those Democrats and their sinister plot to…
improve people’s lives.
improve people’s lives.
Every billionaire in the Epstein files could drop dead tomorrow and the world would not only be fine, it would actually improve. The quality of our media would improve. Our environment. Our food. Our health care. Our technology.
I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.
February 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Every billionaire in the Epstein files could drop dead tomorrow and the world would not only be fine, it would actually improve. The quality of our media would improve. Our environment. Our food. Our health care. Our technology.
“Improve model for everyone,” aka “allow my images to be posted on public websites”
September 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Improve model for everyone,” aka “allow my images to be posted on public websites”
That oughta improve morale!
'No precedent for this': Kristi Noem using lie detector tests to 'root out leakers'
'No precedent for this': Kristi Noem using lie detector tests to 'root out leakers'
Department of Homeland Security employees are reportedly being made to take polygraph exams where the line of questioning is highly unusual, the Wall Street Journal reported Monday.During these exams, they are asked whether they have been sharing information with the media. "Polygraph exams have lon...
bit.ly
May 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
That oughta improve morale!
IMPROVE THE WORLD
March 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
IMPROVE THE WORLD
thraxans got me so fucked up it made me wanna improve my lip game
April 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
thraxans got me so fucked up it made me wanna improve my lip game
trying to improve my inks featuring @chanelathena.bsky.social 's OC Tzatzi 🤍🖤
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
trying to improve my inks featuring @chanelathena.bsky.social 's OC Tzatzi 🤍🖤
She continues to improve!
February 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
She continues to improve!
I'm sure this will improve morale at CBS News.
— Israel kills 3 journalists, including CBS contributor
— AFP, the other impacted outlet, condemns killing & calls for investigation
— CBS doesn't, instead peddles Israel's claim that they were targeting a group with "a drone affilliated with Hamas"
Inside the Bari Weiss-led CBS response:
— AFP, the other impacted outlet, condemns killing & calls for investigation
— CBS doesn't, instead peddles Israel's claim that they were targeting a group with "a drone affilliated with Hamas"
Inside the Bari Weiss-led CBS response:
Bari Weiss’s CBS News Won’t Even Condemn Israel for Killing a CBS Contributor
Instead, the network’s new top anchor Tony Dokoupil peddles Israel’s talking points about it killing a Palestinian journalist. A CBS source calls it a ‘disgrace.’
zeteo.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I'm sure this will improve morale at CBS News.