HEREBY INSTRUCT YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF
February 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
HEREBY INSTRUCT YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF
Totally normal for the President to instruct his lawyers to “go through the museums”
August 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Totally normal for the President to instruct his lawyers to “go through the museums”
DOGE staffers instruct Vatican to sell St. Peter’s and end all ministering to the poor.
April 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
DOGE staffers instruct Vatican to sell St. Peter’s and end all ministering to the poor.
Class Warfare is when top 1% uses the media to instruct you that a slight tax increase on the top 1% is Class Warfare.
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Class Warfare is when top 1% uses the media to instruct you that a slight tax increase on the top 1% is Class Warfare.
Did Putin instruct Trump how he could also win his Special Military Operation in 72 hours?
April 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Did Putin instruct Trump how he could also win his Special Military Operation in 72 hours?
Hello DNC -
Please instruct all Democratic members of Congress to wear YELLOW and BLUE tonight!
Best,
The Majority against Trump
Please instruct all Democratic members of Congress to wear YELLOW and BLUE tonight!
Best,
The Majority against Trump
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hello DNC -
Please instruct all Democratic members of Congress to wear YELLOW and BLUE tonight!
Best,
The Majority against Trump
Please instruct all Democratic members of Congress to wear YELLOW and BLUE tonight!
Best,
The Majority against Trump
Notice she didn’t instruct them to turn them on.
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
February 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Notice she didn’t instruct them to turn them on.
Trump who was silent on Ukraine's successful operation against Russia waited days for Putin to instruct him on how to respond.
June 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trump who was silent on Ukraine's successful operation against Russia waited days for Putin to instruct him on how to respond.
And did Halligan instruct him to say that?
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
And did Halligan instruct him to say that?
The Lord did not instruct Mike Johnson to engage in identity theft.
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Lord did not instruct Mike Johnson to engage in identity theft.
instruct me how to douglass
August 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
instruct me how to douglass
whenever a family member goes anywhere I instruct them to send me pics of cats they encounter
March 1, 2026 at 10:32 AM
whenever a family member goes anywhere I instruct them to send me pics of cats they encounter
Is that right? Then she will instruct Noem and Homan that all federal agents must have their faces uncovered, yes?
JUST IN: At Senate appropriations hearing, AG Pam Bondi says she was previously unaware that law enforcement are covering their faces during immigration enforcement. Sen. Gary Peters says people might resist unidentified individuals putting them in a van.
June 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is that right? Then she will instruct Noem and Homan that all federal agents must have their faces uncovered, yes?
I will instruct the federal government tomorrow to eat my entire ass.
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I will instruct the federal government tomorrow to eat my entire ass.
“Did you instruct the DOJ to go after them?”
🤥 TRUMP: “Not in any way, shape or form.”
Bro we all saw the message to Bondi
🤥 TRUMP: “Not in any way, shape or form.”
Bro we all saw the message to Bondi
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Did you instruct the DOJ to go after them?”
🤥 TRUMP: “Not in any way, shape or form.”
Bro we all saw the message to Bondi
🤥 TRUMP: “Not in any way, shape or form.”
Bro we all saw the message to Bondi
71 years ago, the Supreme Court ruled that segregation in public schools was unconstitutional.
May our history inspire us, inform us, and instruct us in the work ahead.
May our history inspire us, inform us, and instruct us in the work ahead.
May 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
71 years ago, the Supreme Court ruled that segregation in public schools was unconstitutional.
May our history inspire us, inform us, and instruct us in the work ahead.
May our history inspire us, inform us, and instruct us in the work ahead.
Republicans have to instruct Mitch McConnell to vote "yes" on a bill after he nearly votes "no" with Democrats
September 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Republicans have to instruct Mitch McConnell to vote "yes" on a bill after he nearly votes "no" with Democrats
Predictable response to a movie for adults that doesn't instruct you in how to feel at every given moment.
I have not seen it yet, but social media seems to have made up their minds that it’s pro-predator lol. somehow I doubt that!
September 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Predictable response to a movie for adults that doesn't instruct you in how to feel at every given moment.
RFK Jr. says he will instruct the NIH and FDA to review the safety of the abortion drug mifepristone.
January 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
RFK Jr. says he will instruct the NIH and FDA to review the safety of the abortion drug mifepristone.
did they instruct them all to wear a silly little necklace or do you think they just did that
May 28, 2026 at 9:37 PM
did they instruct them all to wear a silly little necklace or do you think they just did that
So Jim now has a son who he can instruct in the Orange ways?
September 20, 2026 at 9:40 AM
So Jim now has a son who he can instruct in the Orange ways?
Dave's contribution to Instruct continues, in the audience there is one of the Instruct-ERIC interns Tino Hoeksma from @danielhurdiss.bsky.social lab visiting Dave's lab at the @ox.ac.uk also part of Instruct-UK. The call for internships is now open! instruct-eric.org/submit-call/...
September 25, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Dave's contribution to Instruct continues, in the audience there is one of the Instruct-ERIC interns Tino Hoeksma from @danielhurdiss.bsky.social lab visiting Dave's lab at the @ox.ac.uk also part of Instruct-UK. The call for internships is now open! instruct-eric.org/submit-call/...
if you cant instruct your local police to surround schools to protect them from ice because youre scared the cops will turn around and instead help kidnap children then you should state that plainly and clearly
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 PM
if you cant instruct your local police to surround schools to protect them from ice because youre scared the cops will turn around and instead help kidnap children then you should state that plainly and clearly
Trump: Today I'm also signing an executive order to instruct the departments of defense and homeland security to begin preparing the 30,000 person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay
January 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Trump: Today I'm also signing an executive order to instruct the departments of defense and homeland security to begin preparing the 30,000 person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay