#IdLikeProtection
#IdLikeProtection for my whole body.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
#IdLikeProtection for these 3 tiny dogs that have been roaming around my neighborhood.

Or maybe protection from them...
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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🚗🦉🦉

#IdLikeProtection from drive-by hootings.🙅‍♂️

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December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
#IdLikeProtection in the form of an energy force-field. #EmpathProblems
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December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm a paperboy. I work for the Courier. #IdLikeProtection against the Sentinel.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
#IdLikeProtection against, uh, fetishists.
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
#IdLikeProtection if I'm going to testify against Bugsy.
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
#IdLikeProtection for my halls, in case someone tries to deck them.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
#IdLikeProtection revoked for war criminals and those they've pardoned.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
#IdLikeProtection from gravity.

It keeps getting me down.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
#IdLikeProtection for tennis equipment, but I'm sure that would be some kind of racket.
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM