go vote in the midterms if you can. i'll finish the video if you do
November 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
go vote in the midterms if you can. i'll finish the video if you do
If you’re online STAY ONLINE
Remember, your job is NOT over once you leave the voting booth!
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
November 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
If you’re online STAY ONLINE
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
Please vote tomorrow if you haven’t already. Ignore this if outside US or Republican.
November 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Please vote tomorrow if you haven’t already. Ignore this if outside US or Republican.
Obviously hindsight is 20/20 but it's hard not to wonder if the Republican rout could have been avoided if Trump had talked about renaming the reflecting pool earlier in the race, or if the GOP message machine had more time to push whatever this 4Chan shit they're all posting about Anakin Skywalker.
November 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Obviously hindsight is 20/20 but it's hard not to wonder if the Republican rout could have been avoided if Trump had talked about renaming the reflecting pool earlier in the race, or if the GOP message machine had more time to push whatever this 4Chan shit they're all posting about Anakin Skywalker.
If you all go VOTE- I'll make Alastor's tail canon!
November 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If you all go VOTE- I'll make Alastor's tail canon!
If you have voted: good job.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
November 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If you have voted: good job.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
Happy pikmin day
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
November 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Happy pikmin day
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
Imagine if it happened tonight
November 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Imagine if it happened tonight
IF THE MAN AHEAD OF YOU FALLS PICK UP HIS BALLOT AND KEEP VOTING
November 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
IF THE MAN AHEAD OF YOU FALLS PICK UP HIS BALLOT AND KEEP VOTING
Imagine if Dem Establishment backed Angie Nixon from the start...
November 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Imagine if Dem Establishment backed Angie Nixon from the start...
if you are in line to kick vivek ramaswamy in the balls, stay in line
November 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
if you are in line to kick vivek ramaswamy in the balls, stay in line
IF YOURE ONLINE, STAY ONLINE
Rodger please I've been scrolling for days when does something good happen?
November 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
IF YOURE ONLINE, STAY ONLINE
If you're in line, stay in line.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
November 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
If you're in line, stay in line.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
computer what if anakin was harambe
November 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
computer what if anakin was harambe
please remember you can vote twice twice if you change outfits
November 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
please remember you can vote twice twice if you change outfits
mind if i play with myself?
November 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
mind if i play with myself?
If Texas flips do NOT text your ex
November 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If Texas flips do NOT text your ex
"If your house is on fire, the best cure is to add more fire."
Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "Prices are high. The best cure for high prices is high prices. It grows supply."
November 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
"If your house is on fire, the best cure is to add more fire."
It’s easy to look at the polls and feel like our work is done, but it’s not. If you haven’t voted yet, do. If someone in your life hasn’t voted, encourage them. If you see voting resources, share them. Let’s make our voices heard. 👏
November 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
It’s easy to look at the polls and feel like our work is done, but it’s not. If you haven’t voted yet, do. If someone in your life hasn’t voted, encourage them. If you see voting resources, share them. Let’s make our voices heard. 👏
if someone has tom steyers number btw ask him if he wants to be in a chat with a bunch of zillennial candidate shitposters
November 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
if someone has tom steyers number btw ask him if he wants to be in a chat with a bunch of zillennial candidate shitposters
if NYT/patrick healy won't publish these questions, i will
I don't expect them to publish this or respond, but I had to get it off my chest:
November 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
if NYT/patrick healy won't publish these questions, i will
if you're scrolling, do not stop scrolling, stay in scrolling
November 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
if you're scrolling, do not stop scrolling, stay in scrolling
imagine if It happens tonight
November 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
imagine if It happens tonight
What if we sink the carriers too?
What if it’s just a turkey shoot tomorrow?
2026 FINAL New Jersey In-Person Early Vote Returns:
🟦 Dem: 50.2%
🟥 GOP: 28.4%
🟨 IND: 21.5%
2025 FINAL In-person Early Vote Returns:
🟦 Dem: 41.6%
🟥 GOP: 35.4%
🟨 IND: 23.0%
🟦 Dem: 50.2%
🟥 GOP: 28.4%
🟨 IND: 21.5%
2025 FINAL In-person Early Vote Returns:
🟦 Dem: 41.6%
🟥 GOP: 35.4%
🟨 IND: 23.0%
November 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
What if we sink the carriers too?