go vote in the midterms if you can. i'll finish the video if you do
November 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
go vote in the midterms if you can. i'll finish the video if you do
IF YOU'RE LIBBING OUT; STAY LIBBING OUT
November 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
IF YOU'RE LIBBING OUT; STAY LIBBING OUT
If you’re online STAY ONLINE
Remember, your job is NOT over once you leave the voting booth!
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
November 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
If you’re online STAY ONLINE
Let us know if you need help packing, Elon👋🏽
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Let us know if you need help packing, Elon👋🏽
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
Please vote tomorrow if you haven’t already. Ignore this if outside US or Republican.
November 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Please vote tomorrow if you haven’t already. Ignore this if outside US or Republican.
If you all go VOTE- I'll make Alastor's tail canon!
November 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If you all go VOTE- I'll make Alastor's tail canon!
Obviously hindsight is 20/20 but it's hard not to wonder if the Republican rout could have been avoided if Trump had talked about renaming the reflecting pool earlier in the race, or if the GOP message machine had more time to push whatever this 4Chan shit they're all posting about Anakin Skywalker.
November 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Obviously hindsight is 20/20 but it's hard not to wonder if the Republican rout could have been avoided if Trump had talked about renaming the reflecting pool earlier in the race, or if the GOP message machine had more time to push whatever this 4Chan shit they're all posting about Anakin Skywalker.
If you have voted: good job.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
November 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If you have voted: good job.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
If you cannot vote: cool, go grab a drink, some popcorn.
If you live in another country: see above.
If you can vote, but have not: go vote.
Go vote even if the race isn't close, even if you think it is already won, or already lost. Ignore the models and polls.
Vote.
Imagine if it happened tonight
November 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Imagine if it happened tonight
Trying to figure out if we needed a Nazi tattoo rapist to win Maine or if maybe someone was wrong about that
November 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Trying to figure out if we needed a Nazi tattoo rapist to win Maine or if maybe someone was wrong about that
IF THE MAN AHEAD OF YOU FALLS PICK UP HIS BALLOT AND KEEP VOTING
November 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
IF THE MAN AHEAD OF YOU FALLS PICK UP HIS BALLOT AND KEEP VOTING
Imagine if Dem Establishment backed Angie Nixon from the start...
November 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Imagine if Dem Establishment backed Angie Nixon from the start...
Imagine if Mitch McConnell was alive to see this
November 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Imagine if Mitch McConnell was alive to see this
IF YOURE ONLINE, STAY ONLINE
Rodger please I've been scrolling for days when does something good happen?
November 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
IF YOURE ONLINE, STAY ONLINE
if you are in line to kick vivek ramaswamy in the balls, stay in line
November 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
if you are in line to kick vivek ramaswamy in the balls, stay in line
Average American in 2027 if Dems get 53+ seats tonight:
November 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Average American in 2027 if Dems get 53+ seats tonight:
If Texas flips do NOT text your ex
November 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If Texas flips do NOT text your ex
Happy pikmin day
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
November 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Happy pikmin day
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
If you're in line, stay in line.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
November 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
If you're in line, stay in line.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
If you're online, get in line.
If you were already in line, and crossed the line, then get online and hope for the best.
imagine if It happens tonight
November 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
imagine if It happens tonight
please remember you can vote twice twice if you change outfits
November 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
please remember you can vote twice twice if you change outfits
If dems sweep Texas we are going to learn a lot about the state government’s relationship to Elon Musk
November 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
If dems sweep Texas we are going to learn a lot about the state government’s relationship to Elon Musk
Put a mic in front of Jeffries and Schumer. Ask them if they support Impeachment and Supoenas.
If they say no, remove them from leadership.
If they say no, remove them from leadership.
"Now is not the time for-" i'm gonna stop you right there, it's the time for EVERYTHING
November 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Put a mic in front of Jeffries and Schumer. Ask them if they support Impeachment and Supoenas.
If they say no, remove them from leadership.
If they say no, remove them from leadership.
If these two clowns are the answer, what is the question?
November 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
If these two clowns are the answer, what is the question?