Washing all the dishes only to turn around and see that fuck ass pan still sitting on the stove.
September 22, 2026 at 11:44 PM
September 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Be gone.
July 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
November 30, 2024 at 6:00 PM
April 25, 2026 at 9:35 PM
ice cream for dinner because *gestures with my arms all the way open wide like Julie Andrews at the beginning of The Sound of Music*
February 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
September 14, 2026 at 11:04 AM
It's much bigger than I expected, but it looked beautiful in the sun.
January 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Basically he’s sick because of you. Now you have to do porn.” #ValleyOfTheDolls #TCMParty
August 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
May 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
*skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip*
-me, in the car, after starting my favorites playlist
-me, in the car, after starting my favorites playlist
May 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
“If you need any help with the coffin, call me.” #TCMParty #SunsetBoulevard
July 25, 2026 at 12:21 AM
February 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Why don't you quit cryin' and get me some bourbon #TheAsphaltJungle #TCMParty
July 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
October 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh, the pornbots have invaded BlueSky! #BMovieManiacs
April 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
August 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
June 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
YOU’RE TOO SHORT FOR THAT GESTURE #TCMParty #AllAboutEve
March 7, 2024 at 3:08 AM
🎶 oh baby, baby…i shouldn’t have touched…my toooooes 🎶
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
dammit. That music was making me hopeful that the movie was over
#Bmoviemaniacs
#Bmoviemaniacs
March 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Omg somebody go to the liquor store for me
April 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM