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#IfIWereToWriteABlog, wouldn't that just be like some of my threads of several posts?
August 5, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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August 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
justsomelady.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog been there done that, don't no more
August 5, 2026 at 6:11 AM
donquixotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would go viral like a pandemic
August 5, 2026 at 6:07 AM
donquixotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would be about having a good crap.
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August 5, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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August 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
donquixotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would be better than Donnie's Untruth Social ramblings
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August 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog

I would be Blogging a dead Horse.
August 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
sidneypaget.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would be entitled the blog of Britain’s sexiest hashtag game player. There would be not a word of a lie in it. Just full sentences of lies, starting with the title.
August 5, 2026 at 6:08 AM
sidneypaget.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would be called One man and his blog
August 5, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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August 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
justsomelady.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would have cut & paste quotes I enjoy

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August 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog

I would investigate how many Fannies can Americans put into a Fanny Pack.
August 5, 2026 at 6:25 AM
donquixotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog there would be worldwide panic
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August 5, 2026 at 6:17 AM
sidneypaget.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog I’d have to say to @donquixotext.bsky.social of course I’d buy you a drink but tonight’s the night for writing my blog
August 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x68 - el-sayed
💨x38 - nbc
💨x37 - abdul
💨x28 - stevens
💨x28 - 1﹐873
💨x1* - iran 🔓
💨x24 - aes
💨x23 - mcmorrow
💨x21 - sayed
💨x20 - michigan
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): el-sayed, nbc, abdul, stevens, 1﹐873, iran*, aes, mcmorrow, sayed, michigan, aipac, ukraine*, kornacki, epstein*, gaza*, scherenschnitt, primary, haley, assassins, @abdulelsayed.bsky.social, primaries, endorsed, 2026-08-05, rogers, perez, democracy*, missouri, dampyf, 536, mittwoch, michigan's, mallory, establishment, endorse, woensdag, singular, polls, polling, pokopia, mustard, mckinney, lopez, detroit, carville, $30, 되게, 招待, wayne, veins, unemployed, tenis, synthesis, substantial, stein, statewide, slipped, skulls, senate, retrouve, reis, palestina, outspent, można, margin, maillot, kommst, jahrzehnten, hilton, graph, féminine, falcon, electable, eclipse, durant, dun, dsa, celebrities, btm, bowser, bose, bessent, benchmarks, aufgaben, août, année, $60, ８月, 중에, 오디세이, 어케, 시그널, 難し, 貰える, 視察, 褒美, 甲子園, 先月, ㅠㅠㅠㅠ, レイヤー, ヘイト, ドカ, ストック, ジャケット, コロ, インド, つくづく, お祈り, おもちゃ, ракет, zivildienst, zionism, ych, workloads, winner, whiskers, vuole, votes, vols, vat, turnout, treatments, thriller, symptoms, suomen, spor, spirits, shitpost, secured, sarcasm, sabotage, rtl, restricted, reps, rené, refresh, realms, races, progressive, procurement, preciosa, potem, polaron, piscina, pigeons, perth, pam, outruns, outbreaks, obituary, nordisk, nominated, neo4j, muppet, msq, mistria, mirrored, midwest, merece, mercredi, menores, mehdi, massa, marruecos, marble, lula, l'afrique, kuchen, koska, koning, klimaschutz, kansas, joyful, jasmin, jamie, j'espère, immunity, hè, hopping, hooray, harbor, hansard, griffin, giggle, generals, gaslighting, fx, fwiw, firms, felipe, envy, endorsing, eis, débat, duidelijk, drip, dogma, directeur, denuncia, democratic, democrat Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): dlsite, yoo-hae-jin, ryu-hye-young, park-ji-hwan, park-hoon, park-hae-il, lee-min-ho, kim-dae-myeung, assassins, 능욕, humpday, 변녀, 박제, 걸레, twitch, feet, adult, space, mutualaid, michigan, ifiweretowriteablog, comics, 1672, 1151, 협박플, wetwednesday, usnews, teen, nufc, nsfwart, naughty, helpsky, graphdatabase, furrynsfw, dataanalytics, communitydevelopment, cognodb, blues, bitcoin, bikini, benchmarks, amateur, 얼싸, ставки, zivildienst, wordle1873, virtualphotography, soles, redordead, pintosawards, nudity, media, livestream, latina, fcsp, ethereum, domme, cyberpunk, cryptonews, couple, astronomy, 주인, 좆집, 정액, 자지, 오나홀, 여군, 신상상납, 섹스, 변남, 돌싱, 黄泉, 開拓者の反応集, 開拓, 映画, 崩壊スターレイル, 原神, 処女, 光子量子, ㄱㅊㅅ, スネージナヤが来る, スネージナヤ, なう, бонусыбк, young, yiff, xotaawards, wuwa, writersky, worldnews, wordlecat, wishlistwednesday, wildfire, wellness, wehrpflicht, vlinder, vagina, vacature, utrecht, unam, tummytuesday, transfernews, topless, toes, taylorfarms, tanka, sözcü, sydney, switzerland, switch2, supremecock, stream, stockmarket, stars, stablecoins, squirt, spiderman, spicy, spacex, soruşturma, solo, softwareengineering, scotland, russian, running, rosewednesday, romania, rfkjr, resistance, repost, redhead, reallynsfw, rainworld, qp, qos, pupplay, public, privatejet, premierleague, pokemontcg, poetrycommunity, pintosaward, pintoawards, pintoaward, photoshoot, pc, palantir, opinión, nafo, mythaugust, my, muscle, mittwoch, memes, melbourne, masturbation, malefeet, longhair, livemusic, linlinna, lgbt, lfi, lfc, kansas, jobs, jfk, italy, innovation, homoerotic, holiday, handmade, haceruncalvo, goth, gooning, gaynude, gamergirl, game, fundsky, fortnite, forest, footfetish, foot, fitness, fineartnude, female, felon47, fed, f39705078eb, exclusive, elmot, duos, drought, digitalidentity, dailyprompt, dag5, cumtribute, creampie, coruña, contentcreator, comicsky Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 🧋, 🪲, 🦦, 🦖, 🤷🏼‍♂️, 🔭, 📆, 👍🏾, 🐋, 🏝️, 🫶🏻, 🫳, 🫦, 🫐, 🪞, 🧞, 🧍, 🧊, 🦥, 🦎, 🥤, 🥚, 🥊, 🤦‍♂️, 🤞🏼, 🤕, 🤎, 🤌, 🛬, 🚚, 🚌, 🙏🏾, 🙏🏽, 🙋🏻‍♀️, 😽, 😟, 😙, 😑, 🔹, 🔎, 📹, 📐, 💘, 💁, 👺, 👧, 👣, 👏🏾, 👏🏼, 👌🏼, 👂, 🐹, 🐕‍🦺, 🐈‍⬛, 🏰, 🏔️, 🎹, 🎞, 🎐, 🎇, 🍸, 🍴, 🍋, 🍉, 🍂, 🌤, 🌡, 🌙, 🇮🇳, 🇨🇳, ➕, ❄️, ✌🏻, ✊🏽, ✊🏻, ⛱️, ☁ Emoji Legend 💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day) 🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.) [PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
August 5, 2026 at 6:20 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog

I would have some Hat He Chewed.
August 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog

It would be a little Deli-Cat.
August 5, 2026 at 6:18 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog

it would be a Blog on the Landscape
August 5, 2026 at 6:15 AM
justsomelady.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would have thank you gifs I created

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August 5, 2026 at 6:17 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog

I would ask Americans to find the Bath in a Public Toilet.
August 5, 2026 at 6:27 AM
justsomelady.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog after having some sleep, a gummy & a joint, it might not be half bad
August 5, 2026 at 6:23 AM
justsomelady.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would be so negative about the government, I would probably get into trouble
August 5, 2026 at 6:21 AM
justsomelady.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog I couldn't get too personal, wouldn't want my ex to find me OR his fucked up family members
August 5, 2026 at 6:28 AM
sidneypaget.bsky.social
#IfIWereToWriteABlog it would obviously be about the joy of playing Des O’Connor records. It won’t be a long blog
August 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM