#ImNotAFarmerbut
#ImNotAFarmerBut

I know the difference between a Swede and a turnip.
October 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I am a pheasant plucker! 😄
October 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut At my age I’ve a fair few achers…..
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut My jokes are full of corn
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut it's certainly a grower and not a shower..OOooo eeerrr mrs
October 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I know the difference between a cat and cattle
October 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut my calves and my ass are still worth commenting on…..
October 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut

I have some interesting spuds.
October 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I have won an agricultural award for being outstanding in a field..
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I can make a pig of myself
October 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I’ll still plough you
a man in a hat is holding a chicken in his hands
Alt: a man in a hat is holding a chicken in his hands
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October 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut
I remember old McDonald's prices.
October 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I can play the field
October 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I've worked with a load of mother heifers
October 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
#ImNotAFarmerBut that's not important right now..
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the cockpit of an airplane and talking to someone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the cockpit of an airplane and talking to someone .
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October 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut

I know bullcrap when I hear it.
a bull with long horns is standing on the side of the road
ALT: a bull with long horns is standing on the side of the road
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October 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I was a huge admirer of farm machinery. Not so much now which makes me

An extractor fan…..

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October 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I said to a farmer

“Look a bunch of cows”

He said “not bunch, herd.”

“heard of what?”

“Herd of cows”

“Of course I’ve heard of cows”

“No, no, a cow herd”

“so what I‘ve never kept any secrets from cows”
October 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut if you'd plant a kiss right here, my affection for you will grow.
October 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
#ImNotAFarmerbut I sleep like one
a woman sleeping in a bed with white sheets and pillows
ALT: a woman sleeping in a bed with white sheets and pillows
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October 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I never go to the first two chemists….

I always prefer Farmer C…..

I wanted it noted that in my head that was both coherent and hilarious….just shows how wrong you can be….
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut
I feel like harvest already.
October 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I can crop with the best of them
October 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM