#Immigrate?
"just immigrate legally bro"
January 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
MAGA wouldn't let Jesus Immigrate here.
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Start immigrate to bluesky
March 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
“JuSt ImMiGrAtE ThE RiGhT WaY”
Routine naturalization ceremonies scheduled for this month in Putnam, Dutchess and Ulster counties to welcome new U.S. citizens were abruptly canceled last week by the federal government, surprising local officials.   buff.ly/8emFeDU
Citizen Ceremonies Canceled
Dutchess, Putnam clerks say they have new dates for next year 
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December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
#HandsOff San Francisco
April 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
what if they made a country that was easy to immigrate to
July 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
People who immigrate to the U.S. come here to find safety and opportunity and contribute to our communities.

We should be welcomed with dignity, not demonized.
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"Immigrate the legal way," they say, yet they don't support policies that would create a pathway for many to do so.
June 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
As I keep saying, I do not think people know that there is basically no legal way to immigrate here by applying.
This is remarkable. New Quinnipiac poll finds support for path to legalization for most undocumented immigrants has risen to 64%. Only 31% want most of them deported.

That's a 14 point net swing for legalization since Trump took office.

On immigration generally, he's at 41-57!
June 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
September 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How hard is it to immigrate to Canada?
September 24, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I oppose all race-based preferences. Here's why only white South Africans should be allowed to immigrate to the United States.
June 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Your ancestors didn't immigrate "legally, " they just closed the door behind them.
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I hate it when the Sénégalais illegally immigrate to Senegal
Daniel Hannan casually posting racism over at The Bad Place. This man has a seat in the House of Lords and until April of this year was a member of the Conservative Party.
June 17, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Fetterman should immigrate to the place he holds most allegiance to.
August 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Immigration is a net good. It improves the lives of the people who immigrate and the people in the areas the immigrate to. Supporting immigration is both morally and economically sound and a good government would encourage and facilitate it instead of making it as difficult as possible
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 PM
if you’re in line to immigrate to canada and live in my basement STAY IN LINE
February 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Judge: So you contend she has no intention to immigrate to US?

GR: That is true.

Judge: So why asylum?

GR: She was forced to apply bc gov wanted to deport her to Russia...Doesn't mean she has intention to immigrate here, she has intention to have *a life* at all.
May 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Deciding to immigrate as a protest against immigration is perhaps not the most logically coherent thought process
September 21, 2026 at 7:37 AM
My grandparents immigrated here from Portugal. Where did your family immigrate from?
March 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
don’t everybody immigrate at once!
March 20, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I also think we could be talking a lot more about how much harder it is to legally immigrate today than it was 50 years ago.
Which is why it's so frustrating when you see the people say "well I don't mind immigrants but my folks came here the right way." There's no easy way to get through to these people that when they talk about "the illegals" they plan to make *everyone* suffer, & even selfish fools have reason to care.
The Puerto Rico thing is the loudest signal that all the criticism of illegal immigration is just cloaking underlying prejudice, and that the inner circles are so bigoted they don't realize when their jokes aren't gonna land at all.
October 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Donald Trump says that people must apply for a green card in their own country.

Why would anyone want to immigrate to the United States in its current condition? Stay away.
May 23, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Do ya think #Mexico will let #Americans immigrate? Under their current president they’re making much better decisions for their people than #USA 🤦🏻‍♀️
September 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
He keeps pronouncing “black” exactly like the South African embassy clerk in Lethal Weapon 2 after being told Danny Glover wants to immigrate there
July 31, 2024 at 7:18 PM