Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
No matter WHAT he says today, it’s a tax increase. He’s enacting a HUGE tax increase on the American people. It’s a tax increase. Period.
April 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
No matter WHAT he says today, it’s a tax increase. He’s enacting a HUGE tax increase on the American people. It’s a tax increase. Period.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
A zero increase is just a start.
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Patty Murray to White House: No Funding Increase for ICE
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Patty Murray to White House: No Funding Increase for ICE
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Patty Murray to White House: No Funding Increase for ICE
The top Democratic appropriator draws a clear red line over funding increases for the rogue federal agency terrorizing communities across America.
migrantinsider.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
A zero increase is just a start.
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
September 22, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
It's not just the biggest peacetime tax increase in US history. It's also the most regressive tax increase in US history.
April 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It's not just the biggest peacetime tax increase in US history. It's also the most regressive tax increase in US history.
I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.
February 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.
That’s a trillion dollar increase in two months.
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
That’s a trillion dollar increase in two months.
i’ll say i am darkly amused by the increase in web searches for “what are tariffs”
November 9, 2024 at 2:56 PM
i’ll say i am darkly amused by the increase in web searches for “what are tariffs”
This will only increase their viewership.
@ms.now statement on its journalists being denied access to the White House grounds:
September 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
This will only increase their viewership.
“A tax increase on consumers”
Not kind of like. Is.
Not kind of like. Is.
July 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“A tax increase on consumers”
Not kind of like. Is.
Not kind of like. Is.
The moment gas prices increase..
March 7, 2026 at 9:55 AM
The moment gas prices increase..
Trump's tariffs equate to at least a $2,000 tax increase per US household, it’s a new tax increase without the benefits or representation.
February 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Trump's tariffs equate to at least a $2,000 tax increase per US household, it’s a new tax increase without the benefits or representation.
Trump continues to increase prices dramatically for American consumers
February 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Trump continues to increase prices dramatically for American consumers
it's almost like tariffs increase prices!
TRUMP: This gentleman has a great company. We was in big trouble and then I put on the tariffs. It's amazing anyone could complain about them
BIZ OWNER: It's been a game changer. We were competing with China. They were producing racks at $90 a piece. Our costs alone are $150. You leveled it
BIZ OWNER: It's been a game changer. We were competing with China. They were producing racks at $90 a piece. Our costs alone are $150. You leveled it
February 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
it's almost like tariffs increase prices!
60% of American households can’t afford a minimal quality of life.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
May 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
60% of American households can’t afford a minimal quality of life.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
GOP plans to increase the tax rate by 74% by 2031 for people earning $15,000 yearly.
May 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
GOP plans to increase the tax rate by 74% by 2031 for people earning $15,000 yearly.
60% of American households can’t afford a minimal quality of life.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
May 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
60% of American households can’t afford a minimal quality of life.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.
Our problem isn't a lack of resources.
Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
for every 100 likes I will increase the size of Homer's hat
September 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
for every 100 likes I will increase the size of Homer's hat
Breaking: The US lost 33,000 jobs in June. They were expecting to *gain* 100,000.
The private sector lost 33,000 jobs in June, badly missing expectations for a 100,000 increase, ADP says
Economists polled by Dow Jones forecasted an increase of 100,000 for the month.
www.cnbc.com
July 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Breaking: The US lost 33,000 jobs in June. They were expecting to *gain* 100,000.
Fifty. Six. Percent. Increase. In. The deaths. Of. Pregnant. People.
"Across Texas, residency applications in ob-gyn dropped significantly. Data from the Gender Equity Policy Institute revealed a fifty-six-per-cent spike in maternal deaths in the state between 2019 and 2022."
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The Texas Ob-Gyn Exodus
Amid increasingly stringent abortion laws, doctors who provide maternal care have been fleeing the state.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Fifty. Six. Percent. Increase. In. The deaths. Of. Pregnant. People.
Keep in mind that the price of diesel will put many truck drivers out business. Less trucks will delay delivery and increase pressure on goods. The cost of everything will increase.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
September 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Keep in mind that the price of diesel will put many truck drivers out business. Less trucks will delay delivery and increase pressure on goods. The cost of everything will increase.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!