y'all aint even putting discretion into the infidelity anymore pure audacity and embarrassment
November 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
y'all aint even putting discretion into the infidelity anymore pure audacity and embarrassment
Tax brackets for infidelity, apparently
Sweetie the fact that you only caught me in bed with one other woman just proves how devoted I am to you.
November 9, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Tax brackets for infidelity, apparently
doesn't look like jensen huang's infidelity has hit the nvidia stocks hard, sad :(
November 10, 2026 at 8:32 AM
doesn't look like jensen huang's infidelity has hit the nvidia stocks hard, sad :(
does nikita's partner know about his 'infidelity is inevitable' theory of life
November 9, 2026 at 9:07 AM
does nikita's partner know about his 'infidelity is inevitable' theory of life
The real Jensen Huang NVIDIA spying story isn't about infidelity. It's that the fate of AI, billions in government policy, global chip supply chains, and national security can hinge on access to a single billionaire. That's not technological progress. That's digital feudalism
November 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The real Jensen Huang NVIDIA spying story isn't about infidelity. It's that the fate of AI, billions in government policy, global chip supply chains, and national security can hinge on access to a single billionaire. That's not technological progress. That's digital feudalism
The stock only being down 5-6% on news of the CEO being caught in a bribery/honeypot/infidelity scandal is kinda bonkers, IMO.
November 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The stock only being down 5-6% on news of the CEO being caught in a bribery/honeypot/infidelity scandal is kinda bonkers, IMO.
today in a bombshell press release NVIDIA announced it's latest new release: infidelity
nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/a-messa...
nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/a-messa...
A Message to Our Company
I owe my family and all of you an apology. I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry. Throughout my life, my ...
nvidianews.nvidia.com
November 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
today in a bombshell press release NVIDIA announced it's latest new release: infidelity
nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/a-messa...
nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/a-messa...
Pole dancing, Buckle Bunny-ing, infidelity.... And.. Bailing her kids out of jail?!?!
November 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Pole dancing, Buckle Bunny-ing, infidelity.... And.. Bailing her kids out of jail?!?!
infidelity naruto: "I'm gonna become cuckage! Dattebayo!"
November 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
infidelity naruto: "I'm gonna become cuckage! Dattebayo!"
AI = Amateur Infidelity
November 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
AI = Amateur Infidelity
Nobody cares about Jensen Huang's marital infidelity. This is about espionage.
Nvidia Scandal Puts Lori Huang, Jensen Huang’s Wife, In the Spotlight
Lori Huang, who has been married to the Nvidia chief executive for more than 40 years, stands out among tech titan spouses for how private she has been.
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Nobody cares about Jensen Huang's marital infidelity. This is about espionage.
NVidia had been so preoccupied with pursuing graphical fidelity that they hadn't stopped once to think about marital infidelity.
November 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
NVidia had been so preoccupied with pursuing graphical fidelity that they hadn't stopped once to think about marital infidelity.
Day 1 of using the Nvidia infidelity apology letter to voice train
November 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Day 1 of using the Nvidia infidelity apology letter to voice train
Jensen Huang found cheating on his wife with a potential chinese spy, what the fuck is happening. So many big infidelity stories lately
November 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Jensen Huang found cheating on his wife with a potential chinese spy, what the fuck is happening. So many big infidelity stories lately
Amodei would decide that the best way to remain faithful is to accelerate his infidelity
November 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Amodei would decide that the best way to remain faithful is to accelerate his infidelity
They really think the issue is the infidelity and not the falling for a foreign intelligence agent's honeypot trap and compromising national security.
Sweetie the fact that you only caught me in bed with one other woman just proves how devoted I am to you.
November 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
They really think the issue is the infidelity and not the falling for a foreign intelligence agent's honeypot trap and compromising national security.
on my high infidelity timeline (high infidelity lining up to 4/29 then continuing her discography down, repeating, etc.)…. today is ME!
and the track for today’s date 11/10 is who’s afraid of little old me?
and the track for today’s date 11/10 is who’s afraid of little old me?
November 11, 2026 at 4:57 AM
on my high infidelity timeline (high infidelity lining up to 4/29 then continuing her discography down, repeating, etc.)…. today is ME!
and the track for today’s date 11/10 is who’s afraid of little old me?
and the track for today’s date 11/10 is who’s afraid of little old me?
great, now I have to use infidelity chips
November 9, 2026 at 8:32 AM
great, now I have to use infidelity chips
When men are accused of sexual assault, they'll often apologize to their wives, as if the main issue were infidelity rather than sexual assault.
The main issue here isn't infidelity or sexual assault, but rather being duped into a foreign espionage scheme. He should apologize to... everyone?
The main issue here isn't infidelity or sexual assault, but rather being duped into a foreign espionage scheme. He should apologize to... everyone?
god bless the two people who responded with the "congrats on the sex" emoji
![Jensen Huang
To Employees
12:03 PM
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To my colleagues at NVIDIA,
I owe my family and all of you an apology.
I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry.
Throughout my life, my family has given me love and support. They deserve my honesty and loyalty. Instead, I let them down and damaged the life we built together. I take full responsibility for what I did and the hurt I caused, and I accept the criticism that comes with it.
To my wife and family: I love you. I know an apology cannot undo what I have done. I hope our family will heal and that, over time, I can earn back your trust.
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November 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
When men are accused of sexual assault, they'll often apologize to their wives, as if the main issue were infidelity rather than sexual assault.
The main issue here isn't infidelity or sexual assault, but rather being duped into a foreign espionage scheme. He should apologize to... everyone?
The main issue here isn't infidelity or sexual assault, but rather being duped into a foreign espionage scheme. He should apologize to... everyone?
watching Twin Peaks again, halfway through the second episode and the second couple doing infidelity. three if you count Laura and James.
November 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
watching Twin Peaks again, halfway through the second episode and the second couple doing infidelity. three if you count Laura and James.
I love personal attacks and infidelity rumors
November 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I love personal attacks and infidelity rumors
If the AI bubble pops because of infidelity and not because of the human and climate impact of this incredulous super cycle….
Nvidia shares slide as it probes alleged Chinese spy scandal ft.trib.al/tOrC5dn
Nvidia shares slide as it probes alleged Chinese spy scandal
Board of chipmaker opens investigation after chief executive Jensen Huang admits to affair
ft.trib.al
November 9, 2026 at 9:55 AM
If the AI bubble pops because of infidelity and not because of the human and climate impact of this incredulous super cycle….
By this same logic it seems the guidance would also be to make marital infidelity punishable by prison terms and large fines.
November 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
By this same logic it seems the guidance would also be to make marital infidelity punishable by prison terms and large fines.
Three decades ago, the Princess of Wales responded to Charles’s televised confession of infidelity with what would become the most famous little black dress of all time. Now it’s up for auction—and Camilla is Queen. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
The Afterlife of Diana’s Revenge Dress
Three decades ago, the Princess of Wales responded to Charles’s televised confession of infidelity with what would become the most famous little black dress of all time. Now it’s up for auction—and Camilla is Queen.
www.newyorker.com
November 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Three decades ago, the Princess of Wales responded to Charles’s televised confession of infidelity with what would become the most famous little black dress of all time. Now it’s up for auction—and Camilla is Queen. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...