November 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
#Infosec folks, use caution with sports analogies when talking to the network team, or you might also have someone ask you, "What the hell is a ruptured access control list?"
#infosechumor #cybersecurity
#infosechumor #cybersecurity
December 2, 2024 at 7:36 PM
#Infosec folks, use caution with sports analogies when talking to the network team, or you might also have someone ask you, "What the hell is a ruptured access control list?"
#infosechumor #cybersecurity
#infosechumor #cybersecurity
There's a special place in hell for folks that have posted a question on a public forum seeking help to solve the exact problem I am currently trouble shooting but they responded to their own question with "Nevermind, solved it" but didn't post the solution.
Relevant: xkcd.com/979/
#infosecHumor
Relevant: xkcd.com/979/
#infosecHumor
Wisdom of the Ancients
xkcd.com
December 25, 2024 at 2:30 PM
There's a special place in hell for folks that have posted a question on a public forum seeking help to solve the exact problem I am currently trouble shooting but they responded to their own question with "Nevermind, solved it" but didn't post the solution.
Relevant: xkcd.com/979/
#infosecHumor
Relevant: xkcd.com/979/
#infosecHumor
Doing Incident Response Retrospective sessions (aka Lessons Learned) often times has an underlying theme to it:
#infosechumor #dfir
#infosechumor #dfir
October 31, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Doing Incident Response Retrospective sessions (aka Lessons Learned) often times has an underlying theme to it:
#infosechumor #dfir
#infosechumor #dfir
October 10, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Me: How would you rate your incident response maturity?
Them: This is the worn block of wood we knock on when discussing hypothetical situations.
Me: Okay, so very mature.
#DFIR #DFIRHumor #infosec #infosechumor
Them: This is the worn block of wood we knock on when discussing hypothetical situations.
Me: Okay, so very mature.
#DFIR #DFIRHumor #infosec #infosechumor
February 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me: How would you rate your incident response maturity?
Them: This is the worn block of wood we knock on when discussing hypothetical situations.
Me: Okay, so very mature.
#DFIR #DFIRHumor #infosec #infosechumor
Them: This is the worn block of wood we knock on when discussing hypothetical situations.
Me: Okay, so very mature.
#DFIR #DFIRHumor #infosec #infosechumor
I'm a cybersecurity expert. I'm here to secure your data... and make terrible puns. 🤪
#InfoSecHumor #CyberSecurityLife
#InfoSecHumor #CyberSecurityLife
December 17, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I'm a cybersecurity expert. I'm here to secure your data... and make terrible puns. 🤪
#InfoSecHumor #CyberSecurityLife
#InfoSecHumor #CyberSecurityLife
I’ve been talking about network segmentation for years.
This week, I took action.
✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Put the printer in the freezer
Welcome to Physical Zero Trust™
www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-eth...
(fixed link)
#infosechumor #cybersecurity #iot
This week, I took action.
✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Put the printer in the freezer
Welcome to Physical Zero Trust™
www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-eth...
(fixed link)
#infosechumor #cybersecurity #iot
April 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’ve been talking about network segmentation for years.
This week, I took action.
✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Put the printer in the freezer
Welcome to Physical Zero Trust™
www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-eth...
(fixed link)
#infosechumor #cybersecurity #iot
This week, I took action.
✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Put the printer in the freezer
Welcome to Physical Zero Trust™
www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-eth...
(fixed link)
#infosechumor #cybersecurity #iot
When the vuln is actively exploited but patching is planned for next quarter 👀😬
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Attackers don’t wait for timelines.
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Fix it. Prioritize it. Secure it now.
#CyberSecurity #CISOLife #InfoSecHumor #CyberMeme #PatchNow #VulnerabilityManagement #PenTesting #SecurityAwareness
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Attackers don’t wait for timelines.
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Fix it. Prioritize it. Secure it now.
#CyberSecurity #CISOLife #InfoSecHumor #CyberMeme #PatchNow #VulnerabilityManagement #PenTesting #SecurityAwareness
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
When the vuln is actively exploited but patching is planned for next quarter 👀😬
.
Attackers don’t wait for timelines.
.
Fix it. Prioritize it. Secure it now.
#CyberSecurity #CISOLife #InfoSecHumor #CyberMeme #PatchNow #VulnerabilityManagement #PenTesting #SecurityAwareness
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Attackers don’t wait for timelines.
.
Fix it. Prioritize it. Secure it now.
#CyberSecurity #CISOLife #InfoSecHumor #CyberMeme #PatchNow #VulnerabilityManagement #PenTesting #SecurityAwareness
Just a reminder:
Having passwords stored in a spreadsheet is not a security threat.
People that store passwords in a spreadsheet are a security threat.
#infosechumor
Having passwords stored in a spreadsheet is not a security threat.
People that store passwords in a spreadsheet are a security threat.
#infosechumor
The Colorado Secretary of State’s Office inadvertently posted a spreadsheet to its website with a hidden tab that included voting system passwords.
A spokesperson for the Colorado Secretary of State’s Office said that “the Department is working to remedy this situation where necessary.”
A spokesperson for the Colorado Secretary of State’s Office said that “the Department is working to remedy this situation where necessary.”
Colorado Secretary of State posted spreadsheet with voting system passwords
The passwords are one part of a multi-step security process.
bit.ly
October 31, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Just a reminder:
Having passwords stored in a spreadsheet is not a security threat.
People that store passwords in a spreadsheet are a security threat.
#infosechumor
Having passwords stored in a spreadsheet is not a security threat.
People that store passwords in a spreadsheet are a security threat.
#infosechumor
🧳 Can you guess what Docker’s actually bringing to #BlackHat2025 - & what’s staying behind?
- Stickers
- Security demos
- Party invites
- Zero-day exploits
- Post-its with passwords
- DevSecOps hot takes
What’s in your Black Hat survival kit?
#Docker #InfosecHumor #DevSecOps
- Stickers
- Security demos
- Party invites
- Zero-day exploits
- Post-its with passwords
- DevSecOps hot takes
What’s in your Black Hat survival kit?
#Docker #InfosecHumor #DevSecOps
August 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
🧳 Can you guess what Docker’s actually bringing to #BlackHat2025 - & what’s staying behind?
- Stickers
- Security demos
- Party invites
- Zero-day exploits
- Post-its with passwords
- DevSecOps hot takes
What’s in your Black Hat survival kit?
#Docker #InfosecHumor #DevSecOps
- Stickers
- Security demos
- Party invites
- Zero-day exploits
- Post-its with passwords
- DevSecOps hot takes
What’s in your Black Hat survival kit?
#Docker #InfosecHumor #DevSecOps
..You can’t blame “blurry text” for ignoring threat actors anymore.
Laugh, learn, and let us yell the news in 96‑pt: blog.alphahunt.io
Tap “Subscribe” before your next zoom‑in session.
#OldManMode #AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor
Laugh, learn, and let us yell the news in 96‑pt: blog.alphahunt.io
Tap “Subscribe” before your next zoom‑in session.
#OldManMode #AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor
July 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
..You can’t blame “blurry text” for ignoring threat actors anymore.
Laugh, learn, and let us yell the news in 96‑pt: blog.alphahunt.io
Tap “Subscribe” before your next zoom‑in session.
#OldManMode #AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor
Laugh, learn, and let us yell the news in 96‑pt: blog.alphahunt.io
Tap “Subscribe” before your next zoom‑in session.
#OldManMode #AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor
Pretty sure my therapist is just trying to help me 'contain the incident' that is my stress levels.
😂 For all my cyber comrades, remember to 'scan for unauthorized access' to your peace of mind.
#CyberLife #MentalHealthAwareness #InfoSecHumor
😂 For all my cyber comrades, remember to 'scan for unauthorized access' to your peace of mind.
#CyberLife #MentalHealthAwareness #InfoSecHumor
October 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Pretty sure my therapist is just trying to help me 'contain the incident' that is my stress levels.
😂 For all my cyber comrades, remember to 'scan for unauthorized access' to your peace of mind.
#CyberLife #MentalHealthAwareness #InfoSecHumor
😂 For all my cyber comrades, remember to 'scan for unauthorized access' to your peace of mind.
#CyberLife #MentalHealthAwareness #InfoSecHumor
Raise your hand if your cybersecurity brain is always on, even at a steakhouse!
🙋♂️ From data to dinner, we're all about secure sourcing and a clean digital (and physical) footprint. What's the most unexpected place your infosec knowledge has come in handy?
#CyberLife #InfoSecHumor #TrustNoOne
🙋♂️ From data to dinner, we're all about secure sourcing and a clean digital (and physical) footprint. What's the most unexpected place your infosec knowledge has come in handy?
#CyberLife #InfoSecHumor #TrustNoOne
October 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Raise your hand if your cybersecurity brain is always on, even at a steakhouse!
🙋♂️ From data to dinner, we're all about secure sourcing and a clean digital (and physical) footprint. What's the most unexpected place your infosec knowledge has come in handy?
#CyberLife #InfoSecHumor #TrustNoOne
🙋♂️ From data to dinner, we're all about secure sourcing and a clean digital (and physical) footprint. What's the most unexpected place your infosec knowledge has come in handy?
#CyberLife #InfoSecHumor #TrustNoOne
🚨 Classic password security fail in the wild! 🚨
From sticky notes to shared spreadsheets, Sacramento the Tech Bear is not winning InfoSec today.
Spot all the fails? 👀🔓
#CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor #PasswordFail #TechCartoon #DataProtection #WorkplaceFails
From sticky notes to shared spreadsheets, Sacramento the Tech Bear is not winning InfoSec today.
Spot all the fails? 👀🔓
#CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor #PasswordFail #TechCartoon #DataProtection #WorkplaceFails
Ask Tech Bear: Password Security Fails — A Cybersecurity Comedy of Errors
Dear Tech Bear, Act One: The Chronically Insecure "PasswordMonth" Strategy Act Two: The "Convenient" Plain Text Password Spreadsheet The Gymnarctos Approach to Robust Password Management for Small Businesses We've all heard about password security fails, but this week's letter takes the cake. It's a wild ride through a landscape of truly terrible password practices, and it's a stark reminder of why small business cybersecurity is so crucial.
gymnarctosstudiosllc.com
April 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
🚨 Classic password security fail in the wild! 🚨
From sticky notes to shared spreadsheets, Sacramento the Tech Bear is not winning InfoSec today.
Spot all the fails? 👀🔓
#CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor #PasswordFail #TechCartoon #DataProtection #WorkplaceFails
From sticky notes to shared spreadsheets, Sacramento the Tech Bear is not winning InfoSec today.
Spot all the fails? 👀🔓
#CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor #PasswordFail #TechCartoon #DataProtection #WorkplaceFails
Swinging from “password123” to total lockdown? 🐻 In today's Ask The TechBear column, TechBear tackles two hilarious extremes in small business cybersecurity—and offers one simple, balanced solution.
#SmallBusinessCybersecurity #TechTips #CyberSecurityFails #InfoSecHumor #EntrepreneurLife
#SmallBusinessCybersecurity #TechTips #CyberSecurityFails #InfoSecHumor #EntrepreneurLife
Ask The TechBear: 2 Small Business Cybersecurity Dilemmas, 1 Simple Solution
Small Business Cybersecurity Dilemma # 1: Security? What's That? Small Business Cybersecurity Dilemma #2: Security Overkill Our suggestions: The Gymnarctos Security Essentials Additional Resources: Your Small Business Cybersecurity Toolkit Hello, my fabulous technocubs! Tech Bear here, ready to untangle your small business cybersecurity dilemmas. This week, we have a double dose of security snafus, proving that when it comes to online safety, folks tend to swing from one extreme to the other.
gymnarctosstudiosllc.com
April 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Swinging from “password123” to total lockdown? 🐻 In today's Ask The TechBear column, TechBear tackles two hilarious extremes in small business cybersecurity—and offers one simple, balanced solution.
#SmallBusinessCybersecurity #TechTips #CyberSecurityFails #InfoSecHumor #EntrepreneurLife
#SmallBusinessCybersecurity #TechTips #CyberSecurityFails #InfoSecHumor #EntrepreneurLife
But hey, no pressure. Just keep pretending that “R3ADM3.txt” is someone else’s problem. Or, you know, subscribe to our newsletter and maybe, just maybe, stay ahead of the next digital disaster.
👉 blog.alphahunt.io/gunra-ransom...
#AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor
👉 blog.alphahunt.io/gunra-ransom...
#AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor
Gunra Ransomware: Conti-Derived Double-Extortion Threat Targeting Global Critical Sectors
Gunra ransomware is a newly emerged, highly sophisticated double-extortion threat, first detected in April 2025 and attributed to a financially motivated group leveraging the Conti ransomware codebase...
blog.alphahunt.io
May 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
But hey, no pressure. Just keep pretending that “R3ADM3.txt” is someone else’s problem. Or, you know, subscribe to our newsletter and maybe, just maybe, stay ahead of the next digital disaster.
👉 blog.alphahunt.io/gunra-ransom...
#AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor
👉 blog.alphahunt.io/gunra-ransom...
#AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor
We've finally uncovered the real threat intel workflow:
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Blame the intern
Step 3: Give the intern #AlphaHunt
Because nothing says “cyber resilience” like a scapegoat with a .edu email. 😬💻
#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #ThreatIntel #InternLife #SOC #AdvancedThreats
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Blame the intern
Step 3: Give the intern #AlphaHunt
Because nothing says “cyber resilience” like a scapegoat with a .edu email. 😬💻
#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #ThreatIntel #InternLife #SOC #AdvancedThreats
March 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
We've finally uncovered the real threat intel workflow:
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Blame the intern
Step 3: Give the intern #AlphaHunt
Because nothing says “cyber resilience” like a scapegoat with a .edu email. 😬💻
#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #ThreatIntel #InternLife #SOC #AdvancedThreats
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Blame the intern
Step 3: Give the intern #AlphaHunt
Because nothing says “cyber resilience” like a scapegoat with a .edu email. 😬💻
#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #ThreatIntel #InternLife #SOC #AdvancedThreats
Shout out to all my loyal readers in China. Yes all 400 of you! Really impressed with your 3 second read times 🤖
#BotLife #InfosecHumor
#BotLife #InfosecHumor
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Shout out to all my loyal readers in China. Yes all 400 of you! Really impressed with your 3 second read times 🤖
#BotLife #InfosecHumor
#BotLife #InfosecHumor
January 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’m the Psychotic Cyber Pro Everyone Warned You About.
You should've listened.
For the fearless pros: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberPsychotic #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
You should've listened.
For the fearless pros: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberPsychotic #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
April 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m the Psychotic Cyber Pro Everyone Warned You About.
You should've listened.
For the fearless pros: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberPsychotic #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
You should've listened.
For the fearless pros: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberPsychotic #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
Cybersecurity Expert: Like a Regular Wizard but Cooler.
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
April 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cybersecurity Expert: Like a Regular Wizard but Cooler.
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
I Read Your Emails
🔍 Ever sent an "oops, wrong person" email? Yeah...
📬 IT saw it.
👀 Security saw it.
💾 The logs still have it.
We see everything—just ask this T-shirt.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/i-read-your-...
#EmailSecurity #InfosecHumor #HackerLife #TechSupportJokes
🔍 Ever sent an "oops, wrong person" email? Yeah...
📬 IT saw it.
👀 Security saw it.
💾 The logs still have it.
We see everything—just ask this T-shirt.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/i-read-your-...
#EmailSecurity #InfosecHumor #HackerLife #TechSupportJokes
March 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I Read Your Emails
🔍 Ever sent an "oops, wrong person" email? Yeah...
📬 IT saw it.
👀 Security saw it.
💾 The logs still have it.
We see everything—just ask this T-shirt.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/i-read-your-...
#EmailSecurity #InfosecHumor #HackerLife #TechSupportJokes
🔍 Ever sent an "oops, wrong person" email? Yeah...
📬 IT saw it.
👀 Security saw it.
💾 The logs still have it.
We see everything—just ask this T-shirt.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/i-read-your-...
#EmailSecurity #InfosecHumor #HackerLife #TechSupportJokes
😅 "Let me guess... you clicked the link."
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦♂️ You just got phished.
Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess...
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦♂️ You just got phished.
Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess...
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails
March 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
😅 "Let me guess... you clicked the link."
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦♂️ You just got phished.
Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess...
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦♂️ You just got phished.
Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess...
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails