#Infosec folks, use caution with sports analogies when talking to the network team, or you might also have someone ask you, "What the hell is a ruptured access control list?"
#infosechumor #cybersecurity
#infosechumor #cybersecurity
December 2, 2024 at 7:36 PM
#Infosec folks, use caution with sports analogies when talking to the network team, or you might also have someone ask you, "What the hell is a ruptured access control list?"
#infosechumor #cybersecurity
#infosechumor #cybersecurity
I'm a cybersecurity expert. I'm here to secure your data... and make terrible puns. 🤪
#InfoSecHumor #CyberSecurityLife
#InfoSecHumor #CyberSecurityLife
December 17, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I'm a cybersecurity expert. I'm here to secure your data... and make terrible puns. 🤪
#InfoSecHumor #CyberSecurityLife
#InfoSecHumor #CyberSecurityLife
I’ve been talking about network segmentation for years.
This week, I took action.
✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Put the printer in the freezer
Welcome to Physical Zero Trust™
www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-eth...
(fixed link)
#infosechumor #cybersecurity #iot
This week, I took action.
✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Put the printer in the freezer
Welcome to Physical Zero Trust™
www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-eth...
(fixed link)
#infosechumor #cybersecurity #iot
April 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’ve been talking about network segmentation for years.
This week, I took action.
✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Put the printer in the freezer
Welcome to Physical Zero Trust™
www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-eth...
(fixed link)
#infosechumor #cybersecurity #iot
This week, I took action.
✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Put the printer in the freezer
Welcome to Physical Zero Trust™
www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-eth...
(fixed link)
#infosechumor #cybersecurity #iot
When the vuln is actively exploited but patching is planned for next quarter 👀😬
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Attackers don’t wait for timelines.
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Fix it. Prioritize it. Secure it now.
#CyberSecurity #CISOLife #InfoSecHumor #CyberMeme #PatchNow #VulnerabilityManagement #PenTesting #SecurityAwareness
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Attackers don’t wait for timelines.
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Fix it. Prioritize it. Secure it now.
#CyberSecurity #CISOLife #InfoSecHumor #CyberMeme #PatchNow #VulnerabilityManagement #PenTesting #SecurityAwareness
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
When the vuln is actively exploited but patching is planned for next quarter 👀😬
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Attackers don’t wait for timelines.
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Fix it. Prioritize it. Secure it now.
#CyberSecurity #CISOLife #InfoSecHumor #CyberMeme #PatchNow #VulnerabilityManagement #PenTesting #SecurityAwareness
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Attackers don’t wait for timelines.
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Fix it. Prioritize it. Secure it now.
#CyberSecurity #CISOLife #InfoSecHumor #CyberMeme #PatchNow #VulnerabilityManagement #PenTesting #SecurityAwareness
..You can’t blame “blurry text” for ignoring threat actors anymore.
Laugh, learn, and let us yell the news in 96‑pt: blog.alphahunt.io
Tap “Subscribe” before your next zoom‑in session.
#OldManMode #AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor
Laugh, learn, and let us yell the news in 96‑pt: blog.alphahunt.io
Tap “Subscribe” before your next zoom‑in session.
#OldManMode #AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor
July 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
..You can’t blame “blurry text” for ignoring threat actors anymore.
Laugh, learn, and let us yell the news in 96‑pt: blog.alphahunt.io
Tap “Subscribe” before your next zoom‑in session.
#OldManMode #AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor
Laugh, learn, and let us yell the news in 96‑pt: blog.alphahunt.io
Tap “Subscribe” before your next zoom‑in session.
#OldManMode #AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor
Raise your hand if your cybersecurity brain is always on, even at a steakhouse!
🙋♂️ From data to dinner, we're all about secure sourcing and a clean digital (and physical) footprint. What's the most unexpected place your infosec knowledge has come in handy?
#CyberLife #InfoSecHumor #TrustNoOne
🙋♂️ From data to dinner, we're all about secure sourcing and a clean digital (and physical) footprint. What's the most unexpected place your infosec knowledge has come in handy?
#CyberLife #InfoSecHumor #TrustNoOne
October 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Raise your hand if your cybersecurity brain is always on, even at a steakhouse!
🙋♂️ From data to dinner, we're all about secure sourcing and a clean digital (and physical) footprint. What's the most unexpected place your infosec knowledge has come in handy?
#CyberLife #InfoSecHumor #TrustNoOne
🙋♂️ From data to dinner, we're all about secure sourcing and a clean digital (and physical) footprint. What's the most unexpected place your infosec knowledge has come in handy?
#CyberLife #InfoSecHumor #TrustNoOne
🚨 Classic password security fail in the wild! 🚨
From sticky notes to shared spreadsheets, Sacramento the Tech Bear is not winning InfoSec today.
Spot all the fails? 👀🔓
#CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor #PasswordFail #TechCartoon #DataProtection #WorkplaceFails
From sticky notes to shared spreadsheets, Sacramento the Tech Bear is not winning InfoSec today.
Spot all the fails? 👀🔓
#CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor #PasswordFail #TechCartoon #DataProtection #WorkplaceFails
Ask Tech Bear: Password Security Fails — A Cybersecurity Comedy of Errors
Dear Tech Bear, Act One: The Chronically Insecure "PasswordMonth" Strategy Act Two: The "Convenient" Plain Text Password Spreadsheet The Gymnarctos Approach to Robust Password Management for Small Businesses We've all heard about password security fails, but this week's letter takes the cake. It's a wild ride through a landscape of truly terrible password practices, and it's a stark reminder of why small business cybersecurity is so crucial.
gymnarctosstudiosllc.com
April 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
🚨 Classic password security fail in the wild! 🚨
From sticky notes to shared spreadsheets, Sacramento the Tech Bear is not winning InfoSec today.
Spot all the fails? 👀🔓
#CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor #PasswordFail #TechCartoon #DataProtection #WorkplaceFails
From sticky notes to shared spreadsheets, Sacramento the Tech Bear is not winning InfoSec today.
Spot all the fails? 👀🔓
#CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor #PasswordFail #TechCartoon #DataProtection #WorkplaceFails
Swinging from “password123” to total lockdown? 🐻 In today's Ask The TechBear column, TechBear tackles two hilarious extremes in small business cybersecurity—and offers one simple, balanced solution.
#SmallBusinessCybersecurity #TechTips #CyberSecurityFails #InfoSecHumor #EntrepreneurLife
#SmallBusinessCybersecurity #TechTips #CyberSecurityFails #InfoSecHumor #EntrepreneurLife
Ask The TechBear: 2 Small Business Cybersecurity Dilemmas, 1 Simple Solution
Small Business Cybersecurity Dilemma # 1: Security? What's That? Small Business Cybersecurity Dilemma #2: Security Overkill Our suggestions: The Gymnarctos Security Essentials Additional Resources: Your Small Business Cybersecurity Toolkit Hello, my fabulous technocubs! Tech Bear here, ready to untangle your small business cybersecurity dilemmas. This week, we have a double dose of security snafus, proving that when it comes to online safety, folks tend to swing from one extreme to the other.
gymnarctosstudiosllc.com
April 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Swinging from “password123” to total lockdown? 🐻 In today's Ask The TechBear column, TechBear tackles two hilarious extremes in small business cybersecurity—and offers one simple, balanced solution.
#SmallBusinessCybersecurity #TechTips #CyberSecurityFails #InfoSecHumor #EntrepreneurLife
#SmallBusinessCybersecurity #TechTips #CyberSecurityFails #InfoSecHumor #EntrepreneurLife
But hey, no pressure. Just keep pretending that “R3ADM3.txt” is someone else’s problem. Or, you know, subscribe to our newsletter and maybe, just maybe, stay ahead of the next digital disaster.
👉 blog.alphahunt.io/gunra-ransom...
#AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor
👉 blog.alphahunt.io/gunra-ransom...
#AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor
Gunra Ransomware: Conti-Derived Double-Extortion Threat Targeting Global Critical Sectors
Gunra ransomware is a newly emerged, highly sophisticated double-extortion threat, first detected in April 2025 and attributed to a financially motivated group leveraging the Conti ransomware codebase...
blog.alphahunt.io
May 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
But hey, no pressure. Just keep pretending that “R3ADM3.txt” is someone else’s problem. Or, you know, subscribe to our newsletter and maybe, just maybe, stay ahead of the next digital disaster.
👉 blog.alphahunt.io/gunra-ransom...
#AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor
👉 blog.alphahunt.io/gunra-ransom...
#AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor
We've finally uncovered the real threat intel workflow:
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Blame the intern
Step 3: Give the intern #AlphaHunt
Because nothing says “cyber resilience” like a scapegoat with a .edu email. 😬💻
#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #ThreatIntel #InternLife #SOC #AdvancedThreats
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Blame the intern
Step 3: Give the intern #AlphaHunt
Because nothing says “cyber resilience” like a scapegoat with a .edu email. 😬💻
#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #ThreatIntel #InternLife #SOC #AdvancedThreats
March 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
We've finally uncovered the real threat intel workflow:
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Blame the intern
Step 3: Give the intern #AlphaHunt
Because nothing says “cyber resilience” like a scapegoat with a .edu email. 😬💻
#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #ThreatIntel #InternLife #SOC #AdvancedThreats
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Blame the intern
Step 3: Give the intern #AlphaHunt
Because nothing says “cyber resilience” like a scapegoat with a .edu email. 😬💻
#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #ThreatIntel #InternLife #SOC #AdvancedThreats
Cybersecurity Expert: Like a Regular Wizard but Cooler.
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
April 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cybersecurity Expert: Like a Regular Wizard but Cooler.
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
😅 "Let me guess... you clicked the link."
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦♂️ You just got phished.
Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess...
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦♂️ You just got phished.
Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess...
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails
March 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
😅 "Let me guess... you clicked the link."
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦♂️ You just got phished.
Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess...
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦♂️ You just got phished.
Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess...
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails
Which Streaming Service Is the Most Secure? A Deep Dive into Digital Safety open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#StreamingSecurity #DigitalSafety #PrivacyMatters #DataProtection #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #EntertainmentSecurity #TechCulture #TrustNoOne #RIPYourData
#StreamingSecurity #DigitalSafety #PrivacyMatters #DataProtection #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #EntertainmentSecurity #TechCulture #TrustNoOne #RIPYourData
July 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Which Streaming Service Is the Most Secure? A Deep Dive into Digital Safety open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#StreamingSecurity #DigitalSafety #PrivacyMatters #DataProtection #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #EntertainmentSecurity #TechCulture #TrustNoOne #RIPYourData
#StreamingSecurity #DigitalSafety #PrivacyMatters #DataProtection #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #EntertainmentSecurity #TechCulture #TrustNoOne #RIPYourData
#CyberSecurity #ZeroTrust #Encryption #HumanFactor #DataBreach #InfoSec #DigitalRisk #OperationalRisk #Ransomware #BreachFatigue #ConeOfSilence #GetSmart #SecurityLeadership #Geopolitics #RiskManagement #InfosecHumor #ParanoiaIsPreparation
Zero Trust, Zero Clue: Why Humans Remain the Weakest Link
Lessons from the Cone of Silence
open.substack.com
July 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
#CyberSecurity #ZeroTrust #Encryption #HumanFactor #DataBreach #InfoSec #DigitalRisk #OperationalRisk #Ransomware #BreachFatigue #ConeOfSilence #GetSmart #SecurityLeadership #Geopolitics #RiskManagement #InfosecHumor #ParanoiaIsPreparation
Zero Trust, Zero Clue: Why Humans Remain the Weakest Link
Lessons from the Cone of Silence
open.substack.com
July 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
More Than a Breaching- A Rock Song On "What To Look For" #IranCyber #CyberSecurity#InfoSecHumor #DigitalWarfare #SecurityCulture
More Than a Breaching- A Rock Song On "What To Look For"
Possible Iran Cyber Retaliation
open.substack.com
June 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
More Than a Breaching- A Rock Song On "What To Look For" #IranCyber #CyberSecurity#InfoSecHumor #DigitalWarfare #SecurityCulture