#Inserts
*aggressively inserts Bat credit card into my Zero-One Driver*
September 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
My children/self inserts, Amanda and Anchovy
May 5, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Remember what I said about how when Trump falters, the media inserts a fake, imaginary version of Trump into the news instead?
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
[Inserts NIN song] = Industrial rubber vibes?
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Inserts into humps
May 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
*inserts L’AMOUR DE MA VIE*
#helluvaboss #stolitz 🎶✨
November 22, 2024 at 7:45 PM
*inserts myself underneath it*
The Unholy Neapolitan Ice Cream Dispenser - Produces a constant stream of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream to be packaged

Extrudes approximately:
• 1165 calories per second
• 70,000 calories per minute
• 4,200,000 calories per hour

Perfect for laying directly under with an open mouth
May 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
-inserts silly fight manga stuff in my stuff just because-
September 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
*inserts corny joke about my own fireworks display* #sundaycumday
July 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
*inserts video*
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Everyone should also make their self inserts all powerful cosmic entities
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
the cow inserts are masterful
September 19, 2026 at 11:25 AM
*inserts dril tweet*
Speaking to journalists, Matt Goodwin says Reform were beaten by “a coalition of Islamists and woke progressives that came together to dominate the constituency.”

He says “I don’t think the progressives beat us, I think the progressives were told how to vote.”
February 27, 2026 at 7:35 AM
self inserts are crazy who tf is the purple rabbit 😭
March 28, 2026 at 4:17 AM
VIVA MÉXICO 🇲🇽✨
Tengo 2 self inserts y ustedes no-O
September 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
finally watched look back, really interesting that fujimoto self inserts as two little girls in love with each other
September 21, 2026 at 9:57 AM
**inserts catching crabs joke**
August 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
An extraordinary collection of old Japanese cassette card inserts. Huge. tapefan.exblog.jp
October 11, 2023 at 4:27 PM
[person who inserts themself into every tragedy]

oh my god, I've had explosive diarrhea in that Midtown Manhattan Hilton
December 4, 2024 at 10:47 PM
*inserts "Still D.R.E"*
June 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Drew this pic for gf of our self inserts *nom*
June 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Congresswoman Emily Randall inserts into the oversight record multiple reports of Trump pardoning felons.🤨
March 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
*inserts penis into hornets' nest*

*One hour later*

"The bees and I are very close to a deal."
May 23, 2026 at 8:06 PM