Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
I don’t own any fall clothing who wants to go shopping?
Drew Phillips Emergency Intercom Fall Coffee
ALT: Drew Phillips Emergency Intercom Fall Coffee
static.klipy.com
September 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I don’t own any fall clothing who wants to go shopping?
He's an airline pilot that likes to talk over the intercom
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
He's an airline pilot that likes to talk over the intercom
Pilot over the intercom: behold.
February 20, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Pilot over the intercom: behold.
*airplane makes really loud noise*
*pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that
*pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that
January 9, 2024 at 8:55 PM
*airplane makes really loud noise*
*pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that
*pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that
just remembered that we only got on the buses because a passenger walked over and was like "hey i guess there are going to be buses over there, supposedly?" THERE WAS NEVER AN INTERCOM ANNOUNCEMENT OR A TEXT OR AN EMAIL OR ANYTHING LOL
September 23, 2026 at 12:13 AM
just remembered that we only got on the buses because a passenger walked over and was like "hey i guess there are going to be buses over there, supposedly?" THERE WAS NEVER AN INTERCOM ANNOUNCEMENT OR A TEXT OR AN EMAIL OR ANYTHING LOL
Biden speaks into intercom: Wet work teams on standby please.
April 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Biden speaks into intercom: Wet work teams on standby please.
*presses intercom button*
"Release the pumpkin spice."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
"Release the pumpkin spice."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
August 23, 2024 at 5:30 PM
*presses intercom button*
"Release the pumpkin spice."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
"Release the pumpkin spice."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
this is about as mad as you’re going to see a pilot on an intercom after they almost got directed into another plane on approach. also the reveal of what kind of plane almost slammed into them is a jaw-dropper
July 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
this is about as mad as you’re going to see a pilot on an intercom after they almost got directed into another plane on approach. also the reveal of what kind of plane almost slammed into them is a jaw-dropper
Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane
I would rather get on the intercom and announce I have diarrhea than use this app
Customers at some CVS stores will no longer have to push a button and wait for a clerk to unlock one of those glass cabinets to get the products they want to buy.
A new app will allow them to open the cabinets themselves, the company said.
A new app will allow them to open the cabinets themselves, the company said.
New CVS App Lets Customers Unlock Cabinets to Pick Up Products
The company said the unlocking function, part of a pilot program in New York City, will be expanded this year.
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I would rather get on the intercom and announce I have diarrhea than use this app
Our subway conductor just told us a riddle over the intercom in both English and Spanish and said he’d give us the answer in a few stops. I ❤️ NY
July 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Our subway conductor just told us a riddle over the intercom in both English and Spanish and said he’d give us the answer in a few stops. I ❤️ NY
KGKGFKFLHHDJJKFKGGH they just announced over the airport intercom "attention passenger [name], you got off in the wrong city"
June 8, 2024 at 2:25 PM
KGKGFKFLHHDJJKFKGGH they just announced over the airport intercom "attention passenger [name], you got off in the wrong city"
I’m on a flight today that’s hours delayed because of a problem with the intercom. Nobody is talking about the obvious fix: louder flight attendants.
April 20, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I’m on a flight today that’s hours delayed because of a problem with the intercom. Nobody is talking about the obvious fix: louder flight attendants.
"Stand clear of the closing doors, please."
-The intercom guy from the MTA subways
-The intercom guy from the MTA subways
September 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"Stand clear of the closing doors, please."
-The intercom guy from the MTA subways
-The intercom guy from the MTA subways
(pilot over the intercom) hey watch this
July 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(pilot over the intercom) hey watch this
Sorry to report that the Cybermen got Spongebob :(
October 26, 2023 at 9:06 AM
Sorry to report that the Cybermen got Spongebob :(
if I had access to an airport intercom there would be fart sounds echoing from gate 1 down to 99
August 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
if I had access to an airport intercom there would be fart sounds echoing from gate 1 down to 99
ADAM: *swipes right*
EVE: *swipes left*
GOD: *clears throat and presses intercom* Eve can I talk to you for a second?”
EVE: *swipes left*
GOD: *clears throat and presses intercom* Eve can I talk to you for a second?”
December 22, 2024 at 5:21 PM
ADAM: *swipes right*
EVE: *swipes left*
GOD: *clears throat and presses intercom* Eve can I talk to you for a second?”
EVE: *swipes left*
GOD: *clears throat and presses intercom* Eve can I talk to you for a second?”
what genius installed the emergency intercom in the middle of the thinnest hallway?
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
what genius installed the emergency intercom in the middle of the thinnest hallway?
The pilot just got on the intercom and said "Death is just a door"
September 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The pilot just got on the intercom and said "Death is just a door"
INTERCOM: Jǐngbào! Jǐngbào! Jǐngbào!
TAYLOR: it's so cold in here i need a hot breeze
TAYLOR: it's so cold in here i need a hot breeze
September 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
INTERCOM: Jǐngbào! Jǐngbào! Jǐngbào!
TAYLOR: it's so cold in here i need a hot breeze
TAYLOR: it's so cold in here i need a hot breeze
Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
WASHINGTON, DC—Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office interc...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom