#Interest
Special Interest
September 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The Felon will always do what benefits his own interest.
August 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Remember when conflicts of interest used to matter
Financed by the Saudis.
December 11, 2024 at 4:47 PM
The obvious move, very much in their interest, and in the interest of democracy itself.
April 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
August 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Of interest...
JUST IN: A federal judge has dismissed Michael FLYNN's long-running lawsuit against the government for malicious prosecution, saying he failed to state a claim. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 11, 2024 at 1:24 AM
may i interest you in some acheswan? #honkaistarrail
October 25, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Some leaders actually work in the people interest, not their own.
July 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I’m betting Comer will suddenly lose interest in this hearing.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Ossoff: "I have zero interest in running for president. Georgia voters have an immediate interest in understanding the full extent of Mike Collins's ties to some of the nation's most notorious white nationalists ... these are not allegations. These are facts."
September 22, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
theonion.com/numerous-tea...
February 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“There’s no public interest in publishing the shooter’s manifesto”
December 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM
uhhh hi. can i interest you all in more walrus girl
September 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Jucika's special interest
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
World Cup Reinvigorates Nation’s Interest In Kicking Things https://theonion.com/world-cup-reinvigorates-nations-interest-in-kicking-things/
July 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Conflict of interest
July 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Can I interest you in some clown bussy?
September 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Made a mistake on the interest payment numbers. I took short term debt that needs to be refinanced and incorrectly extrapolated. So the interest savings won't be as significant as I stated.
Their bet is that if rates fall to 1%, mortgages get cheap, businesses borrow cheap , but more importantly for Elon and his boys, it's easy to raise capital. It's easy for PE to find capital to buy their businesses. Stocks go up. Business valuations go up. It's UBI for asset owners.
March 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ossoff: "I have zero interest in running for president in 2028, and frankly zero interest in the 2028 fantasy football right now ... these midterms are the whole ballgame ... I don't know that we have a free and fair election in 2028 unless we restore checks and balances in these 2026 midterms."
August 18, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
theonion.com
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
acting in my own self-interest isn't a purity test
September 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Bernie Sanders introduced legislation to cap credit card interest at 10%.

‘Bout time!
December 31, 2024 at 12:24 AM
olive oil is a legitimate interest
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I lost interest in football after what they did to Colin Kaepernick. Screw the NFL.
September 15, 2026 at 8:15 AM