#Internetdating
Internetdating ist ihm zu elektrisch #liebesgschichten
September 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A friend of mine tried internet dating and it didn't go well.. So i wrote a poem for him

#InternetDating #humour #poem
June 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I don't care how hot they are. If all you know is their dating-app profile, you don't actually know who you're meeting.

Horny is not a background check.

#InternetDating #DatingAdvice #DatingStories #PsychologicallyMessy #BexxyMov
September 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Internetdating:

Die Dame mag lt. Profil: "selbständiges Denken" und
mag nicht: "nicht denkende Mitläufer".

Und wieso würde ich jetzt wetten, dass sie
a) NICHT geimpft ist
b) die AfD wählt
c) evtl. Aluhut trägt

Hmmm…?

Das wurde aus dem Volk der Dichter und "Denker".

🤷🏼‍♂️
September 30, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Jeg opfatter ikke dem jeg dater som heste, og det er generelt en del af præmissen ved internetdating at man taler med flere - især når man kun er på første date-niveau 🤷
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Gute Anbahnung? Hab schon so viel Scheiße gefressen … bin Kläranlage. #internetdating … gleich zugeschissen worden weils so dumm san. Was bilden sich die ein? #egal #normals
September 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
De 1,5 date waren ook via Lexa. En zonder internetdating had ik waarschijnlijk twee van mijn kleinkinderen niet gehad😀 Het daten via internet bleek gewoon niet bij mij te passen.
July 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Grundsätzlich glaube ich aber, dass man allgemein durch das Internetdating zu picky ist. Dinge, die einem beim herkömmlichen Kennenlernen nicht gleich aussortieren lassen, sind jetzt schnell ein Problem.

Persönliches Beispiel: ich bin leider Fußballfan, meine Frau hasst es. Für sie ein No-Go.
August 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
❤️ Your dating profile isn't a resume. Stop editing yourself to seem more dateable.

Let them opt in. 🖤

#BexxyMov #InternetDating #ComplicatedPeople
September 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
❤️ Bexxy Mov’s Rules for Surviving Internet Dating

Rule #1: Tell a buddy.

Their photo. Their number. Where you're going. When you'll check in.

No check-in? They call.

Romance is great. Being alive is better. 😂

#BexxyMov #InternetDating #DatingSafety
September 6, 2026 at 9:12 AM
A really good dick can make you overlook an absolutely shocking amount of nonsense.

The sex can be 10/10.

The relationship can still be a 2.

Enjoy the orgasm. Don't mistake it for compatibility. 😂

#InternetDating #PsychologicallyMessy #DarkHumour
August 26, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Bexxy Mov’s Rule for Internet Dating: find out if the sex works.

If sexual compatibility matters to you, why wait months to find out?

Not saying date one. Just saying sex isn't a prize you unlock after commitment. 👀

#PsychologicallyMessy #InternetDating #DatingAdvice
August 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
probably not going to message the guy who is ok with sexist jokes "as long as they're not too personal"... #internetdating
November 13, 2024 at 7:47 PM
also, what is with people being so eager to point out that they are "normal"? I'd much rather be extraordinary than normal...#internetdating
November 13, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Latest #internetdating anecdote: someone sent me a message to say hi, but that they weren't interested cos I earned too much?!! Umm… what?
November 13, 2024 at 7:47 PM