#Invent
Musk didn’t invent Tesla, he bought it. Musk didn’t invent SpaceX, he bought it. Musk didn’t invent StarLink, he bought it. Musk didn’t invent Twitter he bought it. Musk didn’t invent Trump, he bought him!
February 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Brilliant idea! Next they’ll invent seatbelts and call them “freedom straps.”
May 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
they should invent transcripts for audiobooks
March 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
they should invent a weekend that is restful
March 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It take weapons grade arrogance to invent popesplaining.
April 15, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Instead of change, they’ll invent a new scheme.
April 19, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Musk didn’t invent Tesla, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent SpaceX, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent Starlink, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent “X,” he bought it
Musk didn’t invent Trump, he bought him
December 6, 2024 at 6:33 AM
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
July 9, 2026 at 4:04 AM
they should invent podcasts you can read
April 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
Twitter/X is currently down.
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
🤔 Musk is a child of Apartheid wealth.
Musk didn't invent Tesla, he bought it.
Musk didn't invent Spacex, he bought it.
Musk didn't invent Starlink, he bought it.
Musk didn't invent "X," he bought it.
Musk didn't invent Trump, he bought him.
January 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"You can't un-invent AI!" We can't un-invent asbestos either. That doesn't mean we have to use it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'd rather invent nothing than invent Threads
January 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
they need to invent a type of impeachment that actually impeaches you
April 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Didn’t invent ketamine.
August 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
brb off to invent pancake shoes
April 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
They should invent an ADHD that lets you
August 2, 2026 at 7:37 AM
they should invent unprecedented times that are good
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
they should invent a nap that does your chores
August 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[humans invent houses]

house plants: oh hell yeah
May 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
they should invent a cost of living that goes down
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They should invent an opposition party
January 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM