Trump sends out invitations to WWIII
March 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Trump sends out invitations to WWIII
The dictator invitations have been sent
April 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The dictator invitations have been sent
I’ll send out the invitations
August 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I’ll send out the invitations
Next big development: paper invitations!
Not to brag but I attended phone-free parties throughout my youth!
Young people are crowding underground phone-free parties. I went to one.
I went to an underground phone-free party in Brooklyn, and it’s nothing like I expected.
www.usatoday.com
April 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Next big development: paper invitations!
"Nobody's coming, so I'm canceling their invitations."
March 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"Nobody's coming, so I'm canceling their invitations."
All crab rangoon invitations will be thoughtfully considered
Extending an open invitation to @pftompkins.bsky.social to eat crab rangoon (50+)(homemade) with a couple of lesbians (me & my wife) anytime. I think the vibes would just be chill and we have cool knick knacks.
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
All crab rangoon invitations will be thoughtfully considered
quinceañera invitations came today and they are sooooo pretty
April 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
quinceañera invitations came today and they are sooooo pretty
No Need For Invitations
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
No Need For Invitations
Waiting for my group chat invitations to roll in!
June 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Waiting for my group chat invitations to roll in!
Some invitations don't need words
July 23, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Some invitations don't need words
we need to bring invitations back
January 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
we need to bring invitations back
invitations
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
invitations
July 21, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I have seven invitations from student groups to talk about A.I.
They know what I think about A.I. That's why they asked me.
They aren't feeling it, y'all.
They know what I think about A.I. That's why they asked me.
They aren't feeling it, y'all.
At the center of my message to faculty yesterday was: 1.) We may not be adequately prepared for how angry students are about tech. 2.) They are not all angry for the same reasons. 3.) Being angry at it doesn’t mean they aren’t using it. The sense of entrapment fuels the anger.
August 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I have seven invitations from student groups to talk about A.I.
They know what I think about A.I. That's why they asked me.
They aren't feeling it, y'all.
They know what I think about A.I. That's why they asked me.
They aren't feeling it, y'all.
i hate witnessing undeserved cookout invitations out in the wild
September 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
i hate witnessing undeserved cookout invitations out in the wild
This could be why I don’t have many Thanksgiving invitations…
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 PM
This could be why I don’t have many Thanksgiving invitations…
sending out wedding invitations that look like ransom notes
May 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM
sending out wedding invitations that look like ransom notes
THIS IS THE EXACT WAY MY ACCOUNT WAS STOLEN
DO NOT ACCEPT ANY MODPACKS OR INVITATIONS TO PLAY ANYTHING UNTIL I CONFIRM ON HERE THAT MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN RECOVERED
DO NOT ACCEPT ANY MODPACKS OR INVITATIONS TO PLAY ANYTHING UNTIL I CONFIRM ON HERE THAT MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN RECOVERED
August 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
THIS IS THE EXACT WAY MY ACCOUNT WAS STOLEN
DO NOT ACCEPT ANY MODPACKS OR INVITATIONS TO PLAY ANYTHING UNTIL I CONFIRM ON HERE THAT MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN RECOVERED
DO NOT ACCEPT ANY MODPACKS OR INVITATIONS TO PLAY ANYTHING UNTIL I CONFIRM ON HERE THAT MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN RECOVERED
January 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Zelenskyy confirmed that Ukraine has been invited to Trump’s "Peace Council." However, he pointed out a nuance: Russia and Belarus have also received invitations.
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Zelenskyy confirmed that Ukraine has been invited to Trump’s "Peace Council." However, he pointed out a nuance: Russia and Belarus have also received invitations.
US opposes Zelensky's invitation to NATO summit in The Hague, scheduled for June 24, — ANSA
NATO allies are wondering why.
Japan, South Korea, Australia and New Zealand have received invitations; US says it will only extend invitations to allies from Asia-Pacific
NATO allies are wondering why.
Japan, South Korea, Australia and New Zealand have received invitations; US says it will only extend invitations to allies from Asia-Pacific
May 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
US opposes Zelensky's invitation to NATO summit in The Hague, scheduled for June 24, — ANSA
NATO allies are wondering why.
Japan, South Korea, Australia and New Zealand have received invitations; US says it will only extend invitations to allies from Asia-Pacific
NATO allies are wondering why.
Japan, South Korea, Australia and New Zealand have received invitations; US says it will only extend invitations to allies from Asia-Pacific
Good morning. More open invitations for________
November 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Good morning. More open invitations for________