Tesla Dealerships Attacked With Molotov Cocktails
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Tesla Dealerships Attacked With Molotov Cocktails
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NEW YORK (AP) — US sues Visa, saying the card issuer monopolized debit card markets and is driving up costs for businesses and consumers.
September 24, 2024 at 6:31 PM
NEW YORK (AP) — US sues Visa, saying the card issuer monopolized debit card markets and is driving up costs for businesses and consumers.
Cool, I’m sure my credit card issuer will take that in lieu of payment
July 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Cool, I’m sure my credit card issuer will take that in lieu of payment
⚡️Ukraine to prohibit withdrawal of foreign issuer securities amid efforts to curb bypasses to currency restrictions.
Ukraine's National Securities and Stock Market Commission said on Dec. 23 that it will prohibit the withdrawal of foreign issuer securities, with the ban taking effect on Jan. 1.
Ukraine's National Securities and Stock Market Commission said on Dec. 23 that it will prohibit the withdrawal of foreign issuer securities, with the ban taking effect on Jan. 1.
Ukraine to prohibit withdrawal of foreign issuer securities amid efforts to curb bypasses to currency restrictions
Ukraine's National Securities and Stock Market Commission announced on Dec. 23 that it will prohibit the withdrawal of foreign issuer securities, with the ban taking effect on Jan. 1.
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December 23, 2024 at 10:05 PM
⚡️Ukraine to prohibit withdrawal of foreign issuer securities amid efforts to curb bypasses to currency restrictions.
Ukraine's National Securities and Stock Market Commission said on Dec. 23 that it will prohibit the withdrawal of foreign issuer securities, with the ban taking effect on Jan. 1.
Ukraine's National Securities and Stock Market Commission said on Dec. 23 that it will prohibit the withdrawal of foreign issuer securities, with the ban taking effect on Jan. 1.
december 22nd in a year where the economy is This Bad and i just got a letter from my credit card issuer telling me my limit raised from $7.5k to $17.5k. they want me in debt SO badly
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
december 22nd in a year where the economy is This Bad and i just got a letter from my credit card issuer telling me my limit raised from $7.5k to $17.5k. they want me in debt SO badly
So if they pull this with you, consider calling your issuer.
After all, your issuer wants you to spend your money, they get burned if Visa blocks purchases with their card.
After all, your issuer wants you to spend your money, they get burned if Visa blocks purchases with their card.
July 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
So if they pull this with you, consider calling your issuer.
After all, your issuer wants you to spend your money, they get burned if Visa blocks purchases with their card.
After all, your issuer wants you to spend your money, they get burned if Visa blocks purchases with their card.
If a stock goes up in price, it generally means the issuer is doing well. If a bond goes up in price, it generally means the issuer is doing poorly. They're opposites.
There is a 0% chance that the US Treasury doesn't know that, but their social media interns (Big Balls?) seem confused.
There is a 0% chance that the US Treasury doesn't know that, but their social media interns (Big Balls?) seem confused.
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
If a stock goes up in price, it generally means the issuer is doing well. If a bond goes up in price, it generally means the issuer is doing poorly. They're opposites.
There is a 0% chance that the US Treasury doesn't know that, but their social media interns (Big Balls?) seem confused.
There is a 0% chance that the US Treasury doesn't know that, but their social media interns (Big Balls?) seem confused.
Ok I just called Visa since that's my card issuer.
1. Played dumb with frontline customer support ("why can't I buy my friends game on Steam / Itch"). They tried to dump me to email but I escalated to a supervisor.
2. Played smart with the supervisor, and caught them in a lie... 👇
1. Played dumb with frontline customer support ("why can't I buy my friends game on Steam / Itch"). They tried to dump me to email but I escalated to a supervisor.
2. Played smart with the supervisor, and caught them in a lie... 👇
July 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ok I just called Visa since that's my card issuer.
1. Played dumb with frontline customer support ("why can't I buy my friends game on Steam / Itch"). They tried to dump me to email but I escalated to a supervisor.
2. Played smart with the supervisor, and caught them in a lie... 👇
1. Played dumb with frontline customer support ("why can't I buy my friends game on Steam / Itch"). They tried to dump me to email but I escalated to a supervisor.
2. Played smart with the supervisor, and caught them in a lie... 👇
I hate people pretending stablecoins can be self-custodied, as though the issuer can not unilaterally destroy those assets
March 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I hate people pretending stablecoins can be self-custodied, as though the issuer can not unilaterally destroy those assets
August 7: Stablecoin issuer Paxos reaches $48 million settlement with New York financial regulators over due diligence, anti-money laundering failures
August 11: Paxos applies for national trust bank charter
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August 11: Paxos applies for national trust bank charter
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August 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
August 7: Stablecoin issuer Paxos reaches $48 million settlement with New York financial regulators over due diligence, anti-money laundering failures
August 11: Paxos applies for national trust bank charter
🙃
August 11: Paxos applies for national trust bank charter
🙃
verifying wii certificates in C# because im bored github.com/InvoxiPlayGa...
December 2, 2024 at 10:42 PM
verifying wii certificates in C# because im bored github.com/InvoxiPlayGa...
INBOX: "Moody's Ratings has downgraded the Government of United States of America's long-term issuer and senior unsecured ratings to Aa1 from Aaa and changed the outlook to stable from negative."
May 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
INBOX: "Moody's Ratings has downgraded the Government of United States of America's long-term issuer and senior unsecured ratings to Aa1 from Aaa and changed the outlook to stable from negative."
Dmitry Medvedev, issuer of drunken nuclear threats, is now doing so using a pseudonym.
"Alexander" threatened Lithuania with a new, "very short" nuclear special military operation after they lifted their ban on nuclear weapons.
New name, same smell of vodka and desperation.
"Alexander" threatened Lithuania with a new, "very short" nuclear special military operation after they lifted their ban on nuclear weapons.
New name, same smell of vodka and desperation.
September 25, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Dmitry Medvedev, issuer of drunken nuclear threats, is now doing so using a pseudonym.
"Alexander" threatened Lithuania with a new, "very short" nuclear special military operation after they lifted their ban on nuclear weapons.
New name, same smell of vodka and desperation.
"Alexander" threatened Lithuania with a new, "very short" nuclear special military operation after they lifted their ban on nuclear weapons.
New name, same smell of vodka and desperation.
He will never understand monetary economics. He was a non-investment grade issuer in the private sector. He does not have the capacity or the curiosity to learn fiat currency economics.
Note, he doesn't mention Warsh.
Note, he doesn't mention Warsh.
September 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
He will never understand monetary economics. He was a non-investment grade issuer in the private sector. He does not have the capacity or the curiosity to learn fiat currency economics.
Note, he doesn't mention Warsh.
Note, he doesn't mention Warsh.
still quackin'
*STABLECOIN ISSUER CIRCLE SHARE SALE SAID TO BE OVERSUBSCRIBED
*STABLECOIN ISSUER CIRCLE SHARE SALE SAID TO BE OVERSUBSCRIBED
August 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
still quackin'
*STABLECOIN ISSUER CIRCLE SHARE SALE SAID TO BE OVERSUBSCRIBED
*STABLECOIN ISSUER CIRCLE SHARE SALE SAID TO BE OVERSUBSCRIBED
I just told you: the central bank's computer on the instructions of the treasury. They are the issuer.
September 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I just told you: the central bank's computer on the instructions of the treasury. They are the issuer.
Why is the 'collapse of globalisation' good for the people who make British cars, four of five of which are sold overseas? Should they retrain as an issuer of meaningless word salad in Westminster or something?
May 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why is the 'collapse of globalisation' good for the people who make British cars, four of five of which are sold overseas? Should they retrain as an issuer of meaningless word salad in Westminster or something?
When you've spent your life as a junk bond issuer, this is how you think...
Trump: "When our country is strong, interest rates should go down. When our country is weak, frankly they should go up."
August 19, 2026 at 7:52 PM
When you've spent your life as a junk bond issuer, this is how you think...
ODNI was programmed to fail. Until it has its own spies, it's just a convener of meetings and issuer of community product.
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
ODNI was programmed to fail. Until it has its own spies, it's just a convener of meetings and issuer of community product.
#3 issuer of global safe assets issues more safe assets. Film at 11.
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
#3 issuer of global safe assets issues more safe assets. Film at 11.
Cantor Fitzgerald — the firm previously run by Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, now controlled by his sons, and which also custodies the reserves for offshore stablecoin issuer Tether — put $10 million into a Republican-focused crypto super PAC led by a Tether executive.
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick’s old firm pumps $10 million into super PAC led by Tether executive
Cantor Fitzgerald, the Lutnick-tied financial services firm that owns a stake in and custodies reserves for the stablecoin issuer, is bankrolling a super PAC led by a Tether executive.
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April 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Cantor Fitzgerald — the firm previously run by Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, now controlled by his sons, and which also custodies the reserves for offshore stablecoin issuer Tether — put $10 million into a Republican-focused crypto super PAC led by a Tether executive.
Credit card and credit card issuer stocks feel the burn of Trump's call for 10% interest rate cap @finviz_com
bank earnings on tap
bank earnings on tap
January 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Credit card and credit card issuer stocks feel the burn of Trump's call for 10% interest rate cap @finviz_com
bank earnings on tap
bank earnings on tap
Capital One received approval from US regulators to buy Discover Financial Services, a deal that creates the nation’s biggest credit-card issuer by loan volume
Capital One Deal for Discover Wins Approval From US Regulators
Capital One Financial Corp. received approval from US regulators to buy Discover Financial Services, a deal that creates the nation’s biggest credit-card issuer by loan volume.
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April 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Capital One received approval from US regulators to buy Discover Financial Services, a deal that creates the nation’s biggest credit-card issuer by loan volume
Famously, the best way for bond yields to go down is for the issuer of said bonds to arbitrarily stop paying creditors based on the whims of a single crackhead on an amphetamine fueled power trip
Musk's DOGE team was called a "demolition crew" by ProPublica. But Musk promises it will make: "long-term Treasury bill yields fall" and "all Americans will benefit from lower interest payments on mortgages, small business debt, credit card and other loans."
February 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Famously, the best way for bond yields to go down is for the issuer of said bonds to arbitrarily stop paying creditors based on the whims of a single crackhead on an amphetamine fueled power trip