#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut
#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut Einstein discovered the theory of relativity. Which in my case is pretending to be out when the mother in law comes to visit.
August 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut I once thought I’d got a job in the Seychelles. Turns out it was South Shields….
August 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut I’ve been appointed the most notable person in our town. That should of course read not able person in our town.
August 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut It’s fair to say Des O’Connor is a self made man.

It’s nice of him to take the blame
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August 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut Is a line from dramas when someone is caught in an intimate moment with someone not their spouse or partner.

What I was thinking is There must be a perfectly innocent explanation for this……
August 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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What your cat thinks
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August 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut how would I know what you think it is?

Anyway, whatever you think it is, I don't think it's that.

Are we cool?
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August 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM

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August 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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He ran into my knife , he ran into my knife 10 times
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August 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM