Rooting for Belgium to go all the way so they can do the two-handed jackoff dance when they get the trophy.
July 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Rooting for Belgium to go all the way so they can do the two-handed jackoff dance when they get the trophy.
Nothing’s gonna beat the time a family member told me he loved my work on “Jackoff Horseman”, though
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Nothing’s gonna beat the time a family member told me he loved my work on “Jackoff Horseman”, though
Sean Duffy is officially “Lumber Jackoff.”
May 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sean Duffy is officially “Lumber Jackoff.”
Men should have have pie and jackoff together more often 🥧💖
August 24, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Men should have have pie and jackoff together more often 🥧💖
Asshole fell asleep at his jackoff parade.
June 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Asshole fell asleep at his jackoff parade.
"Jackoff YouTuber with a big following has something fucked up about them revealed to the public."
Me: Oh, so fork found in kitchen, got it.
Me: Oh, so fork found in kitchen, got it.
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
"Jackoff YouTuber with a big following has something fucked up about them revealed to the public."
Me: Oh, so fork found in kitchen, got it.
Me: Oh, so fork found in kitchen, got it.
Help me clean after my outdoor jackoff sesh? #cum #publicplay
February 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Help me clean after my outdoor jackoff sesh? #cum #publicplay
January 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Dad's should teach their sons how to jackoff
December 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Dad's should teach their sons how to jackoff
Every time I read the name “Meta” I feel like the [jackoff motion] is silent
January 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Every time I read the name “Meta” I feel like the [jackoff motion] is silent
"jon jackoff" is pretty funny though
August 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
"jon jackoff" is pretty funny though
Im glad everyone likes watching me jackoff
February 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Im glad everyone likes watching me jackoff
Hey man. Are you some kind of jackoff
September 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Hey man. Are you some kind of jackoff
local jackoff jacked in
September 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
local jackoff jacked in
[dismissive jackoff motion] fuck your car, buddy
From the Editorial Board: Chicago shouldn’t take suburban business for granted.
Editorial: Chicago considers charging suburbanites more to park. How neighborly.
www.chicagotribune.com
October 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
[dismissive jackoff motion] fuck your car, buddy
Post video-call jackoff 😉
February 13, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Post video-call jackoff 😉
The trump DOJ.
Department of Jackoff!!
Head stroker Todd Blanche!
Department of Jackoff!!
Head stroker Todd Blanche!
June 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The trump DOJ.
Department of Jackoff!!
Head stroker Todd Blanche!
Department of Jackoff!!
Head stroker Todd Blanche!