Jalen Hurts is too short.
Jalen Hurts is too quiet.
Jalen Hurts isn’t a leader.
Jalen Hurts can’t read defenses.
Jalen Hurts can’t make the big throws.
Jalen Hurts isn’t elite.
Jalen Hurts is just a pretty boy.
GUESS WHAT
JALEN HURTS IS A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. 🏆👊🏻🦅
Jalen Hurts is too quiet.
Jalen Hurts isn’t a leader.
Jalen Hurts can’t read defenses.
Jalen Hurts can’t make the big throws.
Jalen Hurts isn’t elite.
Jalen Hurts is just a pretty boy.
GUESS WHAT
JALEN HURTS IS A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. 🏆👊🏻🦅
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Jalen Hurts is too short.
Jalen Hurts is too quiet.
Jalen Hurts isn’t a leader.
Jalen Hurts can’t read defenses.
Jalen Hurts can’t make the big throws.
Jalen Hurts isn’t elite.
Jalen Hurts is just a pretty boy.
GUESS WHAT
JALEN HURTS IS A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. 🏆👊🏻🦅
Jalen Hurts is too quiet.
Jalen Hurts isn’t a leader.
Jalen Hurts can’t read defenses.
Jalen Hurts can’t make the big throws.
Jalen Hurts isn’t elite.
Jalen Hurts is just a pretty boy.
GUESS WHAT
JALEN HURTS IS A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. 🏆👊🏻🦅
Oh great they’re covering him like ESPN covers Jalen Hurts.
Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
The razor-thin margin will only deepen divisions over the future of the Democratic Party.
dlvr.it
August 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Oh great they’re covering him like ESPN covers Jalen Hurts.
#Eagles Jalen Hurts will NOT be visiting the White House today due to “scheduling conflicts”.
(Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)
(Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)
April 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
#Eagles Jalen Hurts will NOT be visiting the White House today due to “scheduling conflicts”.
(Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)
(Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)
Jalen. Brunson. Game.
November 16, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Jalen. Brunson. Game.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Jalen Brunson Knicks Waving to Fans
ALT: Jalen Brunson Knicks Waving to Fans
static.klipy.com
June 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Jalen Hurts says he will NOT be going to the White House when Trump hosts the Eagles today.
Due to a scheduling conflict, Jalen Hurts will miss the Eagles' White House visit
Eagles are set to visit the White House on Monday afternoon to celebrate the Super Bowl LIX championship, but QB Jalen Hurts won't be in attendance.
theeagleswire.usatoday.com
April 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Jalen Hurts says he will NOT be going to the White House when Trump hosts the Eagles today.
“nEeD tO sEe mOrE oUt of JaLeN”
Meanwhile, Jalen Hurts:
Meanwhile, Jalen Hurts:
November 15, 2024 at 11:28 AM
“nEeD tO sEe mOrE oUt of JaLeN”
Meanwhile, Jalen Hurts:
Meanwhile, Jalen Hurts:
Jalen Brunson saying nothing in every interview throughout the playoffs: lame
Jalen Brunson saying nothing after winning it all: the best
Jalen Brunson saying nothing after winning it all: the best
June 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Jalen Brunson saying nothing in every interview throughout the playoffs: lame
Jalen Brunson saying nothing after winning it all: the best
Jalen Brunson saying nothing after winning it all: the best
Abbott Elementary star jalen hurts wins the super bowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Abbott Elementary star jalen hurts wins the super bowl
Child: It’s the mayor.
Mamdani: *laughs*
Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king.
Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
Mamdani: *laughs*
Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king.
Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
August 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Child: It’s the mayor.
Mamdani: *laughs*
Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king.
Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
Mamdani: *laughs*
Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king.
Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
Jalen, Josh and Mikal:
June 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Jalen, Josh and Mikal:
Philadelphia Eagles QB Jalen Hurts will not attend the White House Super Bowl celebration this afternoon, Yamiche Alcindor reports
April 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Philadelphia Eagles QB Jalen Hurts will not attend the White House Super Bowl celebration this afternoon, Yamiche Alcindor reports
Jalen Hurts > Saquon Barkley
April 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Jalen Hurts > Saquon Barkley
When they start announcing cabinet nominees
November 13, 2024 at 3:24 AM
When they start announcing cabinet nominees
Thank God for Jalen Hurts
September 25, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Thank God for Jalen Hurts
In 9 months Jalen Mamdani will be born
June 14, 2026 at 6:45 AM
In 9 months Jalen Mamdani will be born
Jalen Brunson is your NBA Finals MVP 🏆
June 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Jalen Brunson is your NBA Finals MVP 🏆
I still can’t believe Saturday happened.
Jalen Brunson Knicks Waving to Fans
ALT: Jalen Brunson Knicks Waving to Fans
static.klipy.com
June 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I still can’t believe Saturday happened.
The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts
June 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts
KAT, Mikael, OG, and Josh join Jalen Brunson's SNL monologue. Stick with it, it gets better
September 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
KAT, Mikael, OG, and Josh join Jalen Brunson's SNL monologue. Stick with it, it gets better
‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist https://theonion.com/do-you-have-any-idea-who-i-am-jalen-brunson-shouts-at-librarian-refusing-to-move-him-up-lonesome-dove-waitlist/
August 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist https://theonion.com/do-you-have-any-idea-who-i-am-jalen-brunson-shouts-at-librarian-refusing-to-move-him-up-lonesome-dove-waitlist/
God bless Jalen Brunson, this is city is so fuckin good
June 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
God bless Jalen Brunson, this is city is so fuckin good
Jalen Hurts - our handsome non-problematic football king - was 16% over his expected completion rate today. No big deal.
September 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Jalen Hurts - our handsome non-problematic football king - was 16% over his expected completion rate today. No big deal.
JALEN HURTS X NIKE. Pow!
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
JALEN HURTS X NIKE. Pow!