#JAYWALK
In Chicago. Like it so far. People jaywalk.
March 20, 2024 at 3:02 AM
if you jaywalk in DC right now you get an instant 5 star wanted level
August 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just visited New York and what happened to jaywalking. Nobody wants to jaywalk any more
May 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Did nobody ever teach the people of Seattle how to jaywalk?
September 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don’t you hate it when pedestrians jaywalk?
September 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
C’mon, let’s jaywalk.
March 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Fuck you I'm going to think about this every time I jaywalk fuck you
June 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I doubt she’d even “jaywalk”
August 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The urge to jaywalk (legal) is strong...
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I Confess

I’m Known To Jaywalk In Big Scary Georgetown All The Time.

#WhiteCrime
August 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
donald trump: [sets the entire country on fire]

hakeem jeffries: donald trump is trying to jaywalk and we will not let him! we will probably let him.
The Republican budget bill continues the attack on the healthcare of everyday Americans.

And is a dirty piece of legislation.
September 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Thou shalt not jaywalk" must've been on the tablet that Moses dropped
June 23, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Son of a bitch is lucky he didn’t jaywalk too.
The cops would have emptied their magazines into each other.
April 29, 2026 at 5:13 PM
gotta look good while you’re sitting in the patrol car shooting the shit about the biden crime family waiting for a black guy to jaywalk
I remember as a teenager the cops had their polyester pressed uniforms and their little utility belt with a gun, some cuffs, and a radio. Now they look like they are patrolling Fallujah.
February 16, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Using the 12 hours of the purge to jaywalk wherever I want
March 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
*NOT jaywalk in front of him
May 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Can’t stand the type of mf who doesn’t jaywalk. Jaywalking feels incredible
February 1, 2024 at 8:27 PM
It's hard to hear but the agent says "What hospital were you born at?" These are serious crimes. Not like jaywalk level crimes either.
July 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Americans understand that people in the country illegally have to obey the law. They can't rob banks, sell cocaine, or jaywalk.
So why do Americans not understand that laws which protect people's rights also apply to everyone?
You can't say some laws apply to some people and other laws don't.
January 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
You can also jaywalk blindfolded and not have a problem, under the right circumstances.

It's no way to live.
June 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
people who dont jaywalk are on some cuck shit.......
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
somebody street parked one and I’m edging up around it like I’m playing Goldeneye to see if I can jaywalk
May 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Be a good role model this year. Teach a kid to jaywalk
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
One day I’ll finally make the spreadsheet of what I consider the most important factors in visiting a new city:

1. Is it safe to drink the water?
2. Is it safe to jaywalk?
3. Is it safe, or even encouraged, to smile at strangers?
April 28, 2024 at 10:56 PM