#JCVD
JCvD.. 😏
November 26, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Tonight @rifftrax.com is doing TIME COP.

I will learn so much lore about JCVD
August 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"colin what do you mean there's a segment in Double Team where JCVD looks like he's fucking a bathtub"
February 23, 2026 at 4:33 AM
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
JCVD can play any role?
August 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
happy birthday to the legend Jean-Claude Van Damme, one of the best action stars ever to do it and a legit great actor to boot.
October 19, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I desperately need to find the suspender tank top JCVD wears in KICKBOXER or I fear I might die.
May 14, 2026 at 3:37 AM
On s'est tous foutus de JCVD quand il essayait de nous prévenir.
On n'aurait pas dû.
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
JCVD clears Chuck in relevance due to JCVD and Rifftrax Live: Timecop

Fuck, JCVD is almost 20 years old.
Chuck Norris survived in the public consciousness because of a series of memes 20 years ago (and the Conan bits). It's what kept him above a lot of his 80s-90s action schlock film contemporaries (Van Damme, Lundgren, Seagal). Terrible actor, great fight choreographer, right-wing knucklehead.
March 20, 2026 at 2:46 PM
In their prime? JCVD all the way.
June 20, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Who would win in a fight? Jason Statham or Jean-Claude Van Damme?

I argued Statham, Trevor Noah argued JCVD. It got heated. Leave your opinions in the replies!

Full show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=59bM...
June 20, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Last night @filamena.bsky.social and I watched JCVD classic TIMECOP in theaters with @rifftrax.com.

This is somehow STILL cooler than a Cybertruck.
August 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
the JCVD balloons should be there permanently
May 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Are there degrees of Belgian-ness? Yes. And JCVD is a 9 out of 10. (The only 10/10 is Hercule Poirot.)
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
July 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Faire un biopic sur JCVD et l’appeler « États Damme »
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
🐦🦵 Une Panure à moustaches en plein grand écart entre deux roseaux.
Quelque part entre un oiseau des marais… et JCVD version plume.

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#PanureAMoustaches #Oiseau #Nature #Faune #JCVD #2tout2rien
April 23, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Currently watching the 1995 JCVD classic Sudden Death.

I am a man of impeccable taste.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
July 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I mean, c’mon.
April 23, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Incredible haricut on JCVD in Enemies Closer
November 27, 2024 at 12:32 AM
this movie is really something else. there's a whole segment that's a total ripoff of The Prisoner which features a segment where JCVD briefly looks like he's fucking a bathtub. it stops being relevant real quick. JCVD and dennis rodman fight mickey rourke and a tiger in a coliseum. wild shit.
DOUBLE TEAM (Tsui, 1997)
February 23, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Spoiled 🩵
#JCVD #dachshund
April 23, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The boys are talking about my favorite JCVD. Lets go!
June 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM