#JD-Next
JD Vance goes to Pakistan —> No deal

JD Vance goes to Hungary —> Orban loses

what’s next buddy?
April 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I wonder what negotiations JD and Jared will f*ck up next. Any guesses?
April 13, 2026 at 1:22 PM
JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.

What’s next on the agenda?
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
JD Vance trying to breed the next ottoman empire.
July 25, 2024 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "
August 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
JD Vance: "If you want to rebuilt the American dream for the next generation, vote against the crazy leadership in Washington DC"
May 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Beginning to think that JD Vance might be a serious contender for next year's FIFA Peace Prize.
April 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
JD Vance kills one pope and gets bodied by the next one.
Looks like the new Holy Father isn't a fan of JD Vance.
May 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i’m just going to say it. JD vance met with the pope on easter. pope died the next morning? that’s no coincidence
April 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Seated next to him, apparently agreeing: recipient of JD from UVA Law
September 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Opinion | Why the next pope should be a recent convert.

by Ross Douthat and JD Vance
May 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
JD Vance: "This term is something you're gonna hear a lot in the next couple of months, the next couple of years -- family separation."
January 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
JD Vance: "The deal could happen in the next week, but the deal could also happen months from now"
June 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
JD Vance: "Yeah -- we've got a rough road ahead of us for the next few weeks, but it's temporary"

(Note the complete silence from the audience 😬)
March 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Can’t wait for JD Vance to campaign for Reform in the UK. How about next week? Is next week good for you?
April 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
can jd vance meet w netanyahu next
April 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
gonna move next door to JD Vance and only speak Cherokee
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Please send JD Vance to the Kremlin next!
April 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wow this is going to make JD Vance’s next date with Erika Kirk SO awkward.
February 24, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The next step is for him to excommunicate JD Vance
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I insist that that the next pope thank me for killing the last one.

by JD Vance
April 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Until JD murders the next one I guess
May 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trump is now going around the room and having his cronies kiss his ass. JD gets to pucker up first. Marco is next.
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM