#JDEyeliner
Right. Trump is president, not JDEyeliner. But it's OK because Bibi gave orders to Trump also.
September 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
ask them basic facts & their sources of news/info. they choose based on the load of crap they r purposely fed. its the WHY more than the who thats important…. but glad jdeyeliner is this undesirable …
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Your Appalachian Maybelline eyeliner is slaying…Yassss Queen. That couch is ready for you tonight girl. Treat it right, it’s waiting for you in the Oval Office. Donnie 2 Dolls approves. #JDEyeliner #JDFucksCouches #MAGAT #SOTU #DonaldForPrison
February 25, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Excessive blinking, he's lying. IMHO and desperate.

No couches were in deed harmed in his latest group of lies.

Ahem. I was told there would be no fact checking jdeyeliner.
September 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
JDEyeliner just couldn't wait to get back to his couch
a man with glasses and a mustache is making a sad face
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is making a sad face
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April 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I hope that #NaziMusk reveals that he rigged the election & that the “assassination attempt” was staged while he’s in a drug addled stupor. Then he is made to take a polygraph. Then he, #MangoMussolini, #JDEyeliner, #HerrMiller, #VomitVoigt, #NaziBarbie & the rest of the #TurdReich go to jail!
June 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM