#JDVanceFucksCouches #CouchfuckerVance #Couchfucker #JDVance #Couch @rageagainstmeme.bsky.social @spacemonkie42.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Yes, but he needs that narrative in order to pump himself up in the public eye. Being a victim is a favorite tactic of MAGA bitch-boys & he's got that strategy down to a tee.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
#JDVanceFucksCouches
March 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yes, but he needs that narrative in order to pump himself up in the public eye. Being a victim is a favorite tactic of MAGA bitch-boys & he's got that strategy down to a tee.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
#JDVanceFucksCouches
We can’t even tell JD Vance to sit down because he’d just end up fucking the couch. #CouchFucker #JDVanceFucksCouches
October 2, 2024 at 6:53 AM
We can’t even tell JD Vance to sit down because he’d just end up fucking the couch. #CouchFucker #JDVanceFucksCouches
"Can we stop and get some Dmitry Medvedev at home?"
"We have Dmitry at home."
At home:
"We have Dmitry at home."
At home:
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
JD Vance thinks Haitians come from Haitia.
Not even joking.
#Trump #TrumpIsAFelon #JDVance #JDVanceFucksCouches #VoteBlue #HarrisWalz
Not even joking.
#Trump #TrumpIsAFelon #JDVance #JDVanceFucksCouches #VoteBlue #HarrisWalz
September 18, 2024 at 3:43 AM
JD Vance thinks Haitians come from Haitia.
Not even joking.
#Trump #TrumpIsAFelon #JDVance #JDVanceFucksCouches #VoteBlue #HarrisWalz
Not even joking.
#Trump #TrumpIsAFelon #JDVance #JDVanceFucksCouches #VoteBlue #HarrisWalz
#FuckNazis #FuckElonMusk #FuckDonaldTemuTrump #FuckJamesDonaldBowmanAkaJDVANCE #Swine #Thieves #Bastards #LyingSacksOfShit
#DemocracyOverOligarchy #fuckthesefascistpigs #FuckTheTaxCheats #FuckX #JDVanceFucksCouches #DJTRapedHisFirstWifeAccordingToHerBiography #FuckAnchorBabiesDonEricIvankaBarron
#DemocracyOverOligarchy #fuckthesefascistpigs #FuckTheTaxCheats #FuckX #JDVanceFucksCouches #DJTRapedHisFirstWifeAccordingToHerBiography #FuckAnchorBabiesDonEricIvankaBarron
April 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Are we all just forgetting about the couch that JD Vance had inappropriate relations with?
#JDVancefuckscouches
#JDVancefuckscouches
January 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Are we all just forgetting about the couch that JD Vance had inappropriate relations with?
#JDVancefuckscouches
#JDVancefuckscouches
Anytime JD Vance is mentioned or brought up, I simply say this:
JD Vance fucks couches.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
JD Vance fucks couches.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
February 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Anytime JD Vance is mentioned or brought up, I simply say this:
JD Vance fucks couches.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
JD Vance fucks couches.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
Jd Vance tweeted something obnoxious about Joy Reid. Can someone tell me why inept white men have such a problem with black women? #jdvancefuckscouches #jdvancehasamicropenis
October 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Jd Vance tweeted something obnoxious about Joy Reid. Can someone tell me why inept white men have such a problem with black women? #jdvancefuckscouches #jdvancehasamicropenis
“My name is ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles and my SM handle is @jdvancefuckscouches.
Any other stupid questions, you bought-out fascist taint-lickers?
Now crawl back to your master, you spineless dogs.”
Any other stupid questions, you bought-out fascist taint-lickers?
Now crawl back to your master, you spineless dogs.”
August 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“My name is ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles and my SM handle is @jdvancefuckscouches.
Any other stupid questions, you bought-out fascist taint-lickers?
Now crawl back to your master, you spineless dogs.”
Any other stupid questions, you bought-out fascist taint-lickers?
Now crawl back to your master, you spineless dogs.”
I'm just gonna start up this hashtag now.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
Because JD Vance fucks couches. Feel free to use any time that stupid motherfucker is mentioned or linked to in any post.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
Because JD Vance fucks couches. Feel free to use any time that stupid motherfucker is mentioned or linked to in any post.
February 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm just gonna start up this hashtag now.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
Because JD Vance fucks couches. Feel free to use any time that stupid motherfucker is mentioned or linked to in any post.
#JDVanceFucksCouches
Because JD Vance fucks couches. Feel free to use any time that stupid motherfucker is mentioned or linked to in any post.
Translation:
“We are still mad at Minnesota for calling out the fascism and domestic funded masked terrorists.
We wish to keep harming them in hopes they finally fear us and bow down.
I bowed down for trump, they should too.”
JD couch stuffing Vance.
#fuckjdvance
#jdvancefuckscouches
#couchfucker
“We are still mad at Minnesota for calling out the fascism and domestic funded masked terrorists.
We wish to keep harming them in hopes they finally fear us and bow down.
I bowed down for trump, they should too.”
JD couch stuffing Vance.
#fuckjdvance
#jdvancefuckscouches
#couchfucker
JD Vance: "We're announcing today that we have decided to temporarily halt certain amounts of Medicaid funding that is going to the state of Minnesota in order to ensure that the state of Minnesota takes its obligations seriously to be good stewards of the American people's tax money."
February 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Translation:
“We are still mad at Minnesota for calling out the fascism and domestic funded masked terrorists.
We wish to keep harming them in hopes they finally fear us and bow down.
I bowed down for trump, they should too.”
JD couch stuffing Vance.
#fuckjdvance
#jdvancefuckscouches
#couchfucker
“We are still mad at Minnesota for calling out the fascism and domestic funded masked terrorists.
We wish to keep harming them in hopes they finally fear us and bow down.
I bowed down for trump, they should too.”
JD couch stuffing Vance.
#fuckjdvance
#jdvancefuckscouches
#couchfucker
Reporter: Did you see JD Vance get booed at the Olympics?
Trump: That’s surprising because people like him. He doesn’t get booed in this country.
LOL 😂 Give this young man a gold medal please 😂
Trump: That’s surprising because people like him. He doesn’t get booed in this country.
LOL 😂 Give this young man a gold medal please 😂
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
November 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Why is this not front page? #trump #epa #rollbacks #doge #americafirst we common folk must die for fossil fuel greed to thrive #bigoil #jdvancefuckscouches #eggs
#resist #revolt #riseup #revolution #resistence
#resist #revolt #riseup #revolution #resistence
April 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Why is this not front page? #trump #epa #rollbacks #doge #americafirst we common folk must die for fossil fuel greed to thrive #bigoil #jdvancefuckscouches #eggs
#resist #revolt #riseup #revolution #resistence
#resist #revolt #riseup #revolution #resistence
August 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When "Christians" came to these lands. They brought small pox that they put in blankets and handkerchiefs to trade indigenous people. They brought genocide. They created the tradition of scalping indigenous people for bounty. What JD is saying is bullshit. #jdvancefuckscouches
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December 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
When "Christians" came to these lands. They brought small pox that they put in blankets and handkerchiefs to trade indigenous people. They brought genocide. They created the tradition of scalping indigenous people for bounty. What JD is saying is bullshit. #jdvancefuckscouches
His other woman is a couch. #JDVanceFucksCouches
everyone please say something nice now about JD to cheer him up
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
His other woman is a couch. #JDVanceFucksCouches
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February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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